Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 171 We all volunteered to die! (seeking tickets)
Maitreya Buddha, who carried a basket of watermelons on his back, returned to the Daleiyin Temple in a hurry.

Maitreya Buddha usually has a smiling appearance, so he has always been an approachable person in Lingshan.

When the gatekeepers saw that Maitreya Buddha brought watermelons to the lower realm, they came over curiously.

"Maitreya Buddha, what is on your back? Would you like us brothers to help?"

"Ha ha……"

Maitreya Buddha put down the basket in his hand and said with a smile: "This is a kind of watermelon I found in the lower world. It tastes delicious, so I brought some up to share with everyone..."

"Come and taste all of you!"

Saying that, Maitreya took out a watermelon and gave it to King Kong.

"Thank you Maitreya Buddha!"

The Eight Great Vajras who were guarding the gate thanked Maitreya Buddha with a joyful expression.

Although this watermelon is not a treasure.

But what the Buddha rewarded was different.

Even if it is a piece of shit, it is still something given by Buddha, and it will give you face when you say it!
Miroku smiled and picked up the basket and continued walking into the hall.

Because of the recent abnormalities in the land of dark demons, prominent figures in Buddhism have recently been stationed in Daleiyin Temple, and their own ashrams in various places are stationed with dharma bodies.

Seeing Maitreya coming in, Tathagata Buddha relaxed his frown slightly, and said, "Maitreya Buddha, how is the journey to the west going?"

Maitreya Buddha opened his mouth and said: "Return to the World Honored One, everything about the Journey to the West is normal. Now Tang Sanzan and his party have passed Xiaoleiyin Temple."

The Tathagata Buddha sitting on the high platform let out a long sigh of relief when he heard the words.

"That's good. It's the time when the land of the Dark Demon is changing. It's good news that Journey to the West can go smoothly!"

Tathagata nodded, then looked at Guanyin and said, "Honorable Guanyin, you did a good job on the Westward Journey!"

Avalokitesvara, who was looking at Maitreya with a puzzled expression, was suddenly praised by Tathagata, and almost didn't react.

Avalokitesvara hurriedly nodded in panic, and responded, "It's all taught well by the World Honored One."

As he said this, Guanyin's heart was filled with turmoil!

Maitreya Buddha actually said that everything was normal in Journey to the West?
Can I not know whether Journey to the West is normal or not?
It's all fucking messed up!
But it is impossible for a Buddha to speak nonsense with his eyes open.

The only explanation is that Maitreya traveled to the lower world and became Tang San's puppet!
With this idea in mind, Guanyin's awe of Tang Sanzan instantly raised several levels!
Maitreya is a quasi-sage!
tsk...

Can't be bothered.

"Hehe, I accidentally found a melon field in the lower realm this time. I thought the watermelon was good, so I brought some up to share with everyone..."

Maitreya took out a few watermelons from the basket and gave one to everyone present in Lingshan.

Among the people present, apart from Tathagata, Maitreya has the highest status in Lingshan.

How dare they not pick up a watermelon handed out by a Buddha himself?
After posting a circle, Maitreya walked up to Tathagata with the last watermelon in his arms, and said with a smile, "Would the World Honored One want to taste the watermelon from the lower realm?"

Tathagata looked at the watermelon in Maitreya's hand, hesitated for a moment and shook his head: "Forget it, I have been fasting for many years, and I no longer have any desire for food and drink!"

"Maitreya Buddha should share it with his subordinates."

"OK then!"

Maitreya smacked his lips and nodded.

The moment he lowered his head, a trace of disappointment flashed in his eyes.

After the meeting, everyone in Lingshan dispersed.

Maitreya sneaked up to the roof of Daleiyin Temple by himself, and put the lightning rod given to him by Tang Sanbu on it.

The moment Maitreya left in a flash, the doorkeeper's Qingdisaster Vajra rubbed his eyes and said, "Repelling poison, I seem to have seen Maitreya Buddha on the roof just now."

Pidu King Kong gnawed on the watermelon in his hand, with a mentally retarded expression: "Qing Chu disaster, are you too tired recently? Maitreya Buddha has nothing to do and why is he on the roof?"

"Although he is approachable, don't worry, he will definitely ask us to do things like going to the roof."

"He went up to the roof himself... why don't you say that Maitreya Buddha came to see the door in person?"

"That's right."

Qing Chuishi King Kong nodded, and began to gnaw on the watermelon.

……

[Ding, it was detected that the host influenced Maitreya Buddha, changed the script of Journey to the West, and rewarded the host with massive cultivation! 】

[The host's cultivation base has been raised to the sixth floor of the Golden Immortal! 】

In the Hummer, Tang San was in a good mood as the system's rewards arrived as promised.

The scenery outside the car window is beautiful, especially the fiery red persimmons on the persimmon trees on the mountain. Tang Sanzan couldn't help but open the car window.

"Yuck~"

But as soon as the window was opened, a disgusting stench came in, and Tang Sanzan almost vomited.

"Fuck, what's the smell outside?"

Zhu Bajie pinched his long nose with his hand, his face full of complaints.

Xingxian smelled this smell, frowned and said: "It seems to smell like rotten persimmons..."

"Even if the persimmons are rotten, they can't smell so bad!"

Rotten persimmons?
These three words seemed to have touched the switch of Tang Sanzan, and he immediately remembered where he was.

Qijue Shanduo Luozhuang!
According to the original book of Journey to the West, there is a boa constrictor in Qijue Mountain.

This is one of the few monsters with no background in the original Journey to the West, but it's a pity that the boa constrictor's cultivation level is too low, and the monkey directly concocted it by borrowing the plantain fan.

Got into the belly of the boa constrictor and died.

"We can only meet at that time and see how strong this python spirit is. If it really can't make it to the stage, then forget it."

Tang Sanzun shook his head, and was about to close the window when the Humvee stopped suddenly.

"What's the matter, Aaron?"

"Master, there seems to be something wrong ahead!"

Tang San was stunned for a moment, then he opened the car window and stretched out his head to look out.

In the village ahead, I saw groups of villagers walking towards the mountains.

From a distance, the mountain looks high and steep...

Tang Sanzan narrowed his eyes slightly, and was a little surprised in his heart, could it be that these villagers can do light work?

It's just that when he took a closer look, he found that these villagers were all elderly people, and their gait was flimsy, not like martial arts practitioners at all.

Thinking of the stinky environment here, Tang San got out of the car and asked, "Old man, are you lining up to poop?"

Tang Sanzan once read a book that said that people in a certain place like to go to high places to defecate, so as to ensure that the living place is clean.

An old man with a curvy figure turned his head and saw Tang Sanbian, who was covered in jewels. He curled his lips and said, "What the hell are you talking about? We are queuing up to die!"

"Death or shit?"

Tang Sanzan frowned and asked again: "Old man, you can't tell the difference between flat tongue and high tongue?"

???

"Send to die! I said send to die!"

The old man was so angry that he slammed the cane on the ground. He was so angry that he couldn't stand still: "We are going to Karma, do you understand?"

"Queue up to die?" Tang San was stunned.

Live well, why die?
"Old man, there are so many paths in life, why do you have to take shortcuts?"

"Could it be that you were bewitched by something? Or were you coerced by someone?"

The old man sighed, shook his head and said: "We are not bewitched by others, and no one coerces us."

"We all volunteered to die!"

(End of this chapter)