Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 187 Centipede: The advantage is mine! (seeking collection recommendation)

Shawujin was stunned for a few seconds and then said: "What are you doing with two arms?"

"Who is a serious person who likes to eat hard meat?"

"Can he be a serious person if he eats hard things?"

The little centipede looked at Sha Wujin, and licked his lips: "So you are very hard?"

Sha Wujin straightened his body, and said calmly: "I'm so hard that you can't believe it!"

???

The little centipede spirit was stunned on the spot. Dare you dare to catch a fool in this wave of Pansi Cave?
But after taking a look at Tang Sanzan and confirming that the person who learned the scriptures was correct, the little centipede was relieved.

In the past few days, it has been rumored that the Buddhist scriptures are coming soon, so his father, Centipede Centipede, did not hesitate to spend a lot of money to get a portrait of the Buddhist scriptures.

Unexpectedly, I hurriedly hurriedly hurriedly, but in the end I was caught first by Pansi Cave.

Fortunately, these spider spirits didn't pay attention to this matter at all, and the real owner didn't even recognize him before his eyes, so he had the chance to take action.

"Monk, be honest and follow me back to Huanghuaguan. Then I can consider letting you suffer less torture."

Hearing this, Sun Xingzhe was ready to act, but Tang Sanzhan gave him a wink quietly.

Before Sun Xingzhe could react, Tang Sanzan said, "The poor monk has a destiny with this Huanghua temple, so I ask the strong man to lead the way."

Several apprentices were a little puzzled, they didn't understand what the master meant, but they all chose to keep silent.

Master must have his own reasons for doing things.

Little Centipede Spirit took Tang San and several others out of Pansi Cave without any effort.

Not long after, the group arrived at Huanghuaguan.

There is also a couplet written on both sides of the gate.

Huangya Baixue Immortal Mansion!
Yaocao Qihua Taoist family!
If Tang Sanzan hadn't known in advance that the owner of the Huanghua Temple was a centipede, maybe he wouldn't have been able to see that it was a monster cave.

"Dad, I captured the Buddhist master and apprentice!"

Entering the Huanghua Temple, the little centipede spirit shouted impatiently.

I saw centipede wearing a saponin robe, walking out with the appearance of a worldly expert.

"Little Centipede, how many times have I told you that we are serious monsters, please be polite to others!"

Centipede chuckled and waved slightly, and the ropes on Tang San's body disappeared.

"Several holy monks, dogs are ignorant, and the poor monk is here to replace wine with tea to apologize to these holy monks. I hope the holy monk will be happy!"

Four teacups, each with a jujube in it.

Sun Xingzhe raised his teacup and frowned, then took a sniff.

"Drink, little monkey, why don't you drink?"

Centipede asked with a smile.

"This is the tea I specially prepared for guests coming from afar."

Sun Xingzhe looked at Tang Sanzan, but saw that the master did not speak, but directly took out a lot of watermelons from the pagoda.

"You can put the tea drinking aside for now. To be honest, the poor monk came here because he wanted to do some business with the Taoist priest."

"Business?"

Centipede was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "Holy Monk, if you can come to my Huanghua Temple, it is the best business. Could it be that you still have treasures for me?"

"Not bad!"

"I see that your cultivation method is currently at a bottleneck. I have a watermelon here. Eating it can help you break through the bottleneck and increase your cultivation."

When several apprentices heard this somewhat familiar explanation, they knew what the master was going to do.

I remember that the last time Master took out this watermelon was the last time.

Centipede's eyes lit up when he heard the words, he had heard of things that could break through the bottleneck and increase his cultivation, but he had never had the chance to touch them.

Unexpectedly, the pilgrim brought him a surprise.

Centipede asked with a smile: "How much?"

Tang Sanbian waved his hand: "Buddhism doesn't care about money, it cares about fate!"

"edge?"

"One hundred and thirty thousand yuan!"

"Fuck!"

Centipede suddenly stood up when he heard the price and asked in disbelief: "One hundred and eighty thousand Yuanbao, is your watermelon made of spiritual energy or are your melon seeds made of spiritual energy?"

"Where can I find a watermelon that increases aura now? I only have the entire Three Realms here."

Tang Sanzun knocked on the watermelon and said with a straight face.

Centipede saw that Tang San was not lying, and asked dubiously: "Eating this melon of yours can really increase your cultivation. Could it be that you, the monk, are lying?"

Tang San Bian touched the skin of the melon and then said: "When the Taoist Master began to doubt whether this melon could increase his cultivation level..."

"This melon can no longer grow in cultivation."

"It doesn't make any sense to eat it or not."

Tang Sanzan looked merciful, and explained: "Once there is suspicion, the crime has already been established."

“If you have a grudge against something, you will definitely find the result you want.”

The centipede looked at the indifferent Tang Sanzan with a strange expression on his face.

"You monk, no wonder you can become a Buddhist scripture learner. Your consciousness is quite high. If you are not a human being, maybe I will introduce you as a confidant!"

Tang Sanzian shook his head: "Don't try to get close to me here, I don't have an ugly confidant like you!"

"Business is business, take my money and get paid."

Centipede:? ? ?
"To tell you the truth, I want this melon, and I also want to keep you."

Hearing this sentence, Tang Sanzan didn't say anything, the three disciples behind him silently took out their guns and aimed at the centipede.

They have always been the ones who rob others, and today is the first time I see someone who wants to cheat.

Isn't this the old birthday star hanged himself?

"I know that you learners have some skills, don't say I don't give you face."

Centipede pointed at the four teacups on the table and said in a contemptuous voice:

"You all drank this cup of tea today, I can spare your lives for the sake of this watermelon!"

Tang Sanzan shook his head lightly, and then said:
"Since you said so, then I will give you one last chance, eat this watermelon, and I may consider saving your life!"

???

"Monk, I have the advantage, you give me a chance, are you okay?"

The Centipede smiled.

On his home court of Huanghuaguan, no one has ever dared to be so arrogant!
Tang Sanzan frowned: "So you're very attractive?"

"Is dragging illegal?"

Centipede gave a disdainful smile: "Hit me if you don't agree? Hit me if you have the guts? Why don't you hit me, idiot?"

???

Without saying a word, Tang Sanzan slapped him in a big fight.

"Snapped!"

Before the Centipede could react, Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujin swarmed up and beat the Centipede into a pig's head.

Tang Sanzan looked at the little centipede who was still about to fight, and explained: "You saw it too, little centipede. It was your father who asked us to beat him. I have never encountered such a request in my life!"

"Ahh! Monk, you are going too far!"

The little centipede took out his sword on the spot and was about to strike.

Tang Sanzian clasped his hands together and said with a compassionate face: "Young man, May the force be with you."

"What do you mean?"

Sha Wujin looked at the little centipede spirit with disdain and explained: "Idiot, what the master said is Western. It means don't be too presumptuous, it's useless!"

After despising the little centipede Jingjing, Sha Wujin looked at Tang Sanzong with a proud look on his face, showing an expression that he was about to praise me.

"Master, did I translate correctly?"

Sun Xingzhe: ...

Zhu Bajie: ...

Tang Sanzun silently gave Sha Wujin a thumbs up: "Xiao Sha, as far as this translation is concerned, I am willing to call you an expert!"

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(End of this chapter)