Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 189 Spider-Man cosplay suit
Tang Sanzong didn't even glance at the explosion behind him, and looked at the seven spider spirits with a smile on his face.

"As a person, what I hate most in my life is the lack of integrity. The poor monk does business with him, and he plays tricks on the poor monk."

"It's all right now, I'm not guilty of death!"

As he said that, Tang Sanzan took out the purple gold gourd of the Supreme Lord and threw it to Zhu Bajie.

"Little Piggy, this old centipede is of the right age. I have just given him a medicine to stimulate the muscles and activate blood circulation. Hurry up and put it away to make some medicinal wine. This thing can be a great tonic!"

"okay!"

Zhu Bajie put away the laser cannon, and directly put the trembling old centipede into the Zijin gourd.

Tang San Zan walked up to the seven spider spirits, suddenly bent down, and said in a very oppressive voice: "How about it? Do you guys want to consider joining me, Tang San Zan?"

Tang Sanzian had a kind smile on his face, and it sounded like he was discussing.

"In addition to hating dishonesty, this poor monk also hates bullying. You'd better think clearly before answering!"

It depends on how you understand the word bullying.

Anyway, whoever said it has the final right of interpretation.

Specifically speaking of Tang San's burial, he was strict with others and lenient with himself.

simply put……

It's me, Tang Sanzan, who can bully the weak, but you are a centipede?
Sorry, no!

Hearing what Tang Sanbu said, the seven spider spirits were silent.

Spider Jing No. [-] pouted and said, "You...you are so powerful, why did you lie to us, you...you must be a bad person too!"

Tang Sanzun smiled: "I'm not a bad person, I'm a Buddha, come here to save your Buddha!"

Spider Essence No. [-] shook his head and said, "I don't believe it. You are a Buddha and we are demons. We are born to be opposites. You can't be..."

Before she finished speaking, Tang Sanzan waved his hand and interrupted: "The Buddha I'm talking about may be a little different from the Buddha you understand..."

Tang Sanzian raised his head and looked to the west, and there was an inexplicable appeal in his voice.

"What I want to do is become a Buddha in the new era!"

"A Buddha who overthrows the unequal order and thoroughly brings truth, goodness and beauty to the Three Realms!"

"impossible!"

Spider Essence No. [-] frowned: "I heard from the gossip that the West is booming, you can't succeed!"

???

Damn it, you're a spider spirit and you're not a bat with sonar, so where did you get so many gossips?
Tang Sanzian laughed disdainfully and said in a flat voice: "The West is prospering. Who is not prospering?"

After Tang Sanzan finished speaking, a golden Buddha's light lit up on his body.

A peaceful and solemn atmosphere spread out, as if a future Buddha stood here.

At this moment, the seven spider spirits suddenly understood why the monk dared to say this.

Future Buddha!
Is this the future Buddha?

Didn’t the gossip say that the future Buddha of the West is Maitreya?
Why did this title appear on this fat monk?

The future Buddha means that any accidents happen to the current Buddha.

Then the next Buddha to succeed him will definitely be the person in front of him.

This is decreed by heaven, and it cannot be changed even if a saint comes!

Seeing this scene, Spider Essence No. [-] only felt that he had been cheated all these years.

This gossip is not allowed, is it?
When did Future Buddha change?And he also categorically said that he would overthrow the current Buddhism and become a Buddha in the new era?

Of course she didn't know that Tang San had snatched the name of the future Buddha from Maitreya's head.

After all, being famous as a teacher is the realm that a top gangster should have!

I'm going to rob you, but you still don't care!

Tang Sanzan smiled and said, "How is it? Do you guys want to hang out with me?"

"What will happen if you don't follow?"

"I will die~"

Listening to Tang Sanbu's joking words, the seven spider spirits fell silent.

The monk in front of him is a ruthless person who can directly kill centipede and make wine.

They didn't doubt at all that if they said no, what would happen to them.

Even the little centipede's ingredients that can be used to make wine are not left because of the lack of age, not to mention that their bodies are spiders, and they are not worth making wine...

The opportunity has been given to them, and it is up to them whether they can grasp it or not.

"I...we are willing to listen to the holy monk!"

Spider Jing No. [-] agreed on the spot.

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction, and then took out seven watermelons from the pagoda.

"Hey, since you have agreed to hang out with me, the poor monk is not stingy, so one watermelon for each of you is a welcome gift for you."

"watermelon?"

The seven sisters widened their eyes, somewhat confused as to what Tang San meant.

Spider Essence No. [-] muttered, "I hate eating watermelon the most, can I not eat it?"

Tang Sanzan pondered for a moment: "Well, I'll give you two choices, eat the watermelon yourself, or..."

"Or passively eat the watermelon."

Seven Spiders: ? ? ?

"Does that make any difference?"

"No difference!"

"It makes no difference and you still have to say it."

"Then you know what to ask?"

Seven Spiders: ...

"Okay, let's... let's eat!"

The seven spider spirits took a watermelon from Tang Sanzan's hand one by one, looking like they were going to die generously.

Tang Sanzan glanced at it, and immediately took out a dagger: "What a delicious watermelon, why don't you eat it?"

The seven spider spirits looked at each other, silently gnawed on the watermelon.

But as they ate, the Seven Sisters realized that something was wrong, and their cultivation base had improved slightly!
"Is this...this watermelon a good thing?"

Tang Sanzun curled his lips: "I am a melon seller, can I still give you melon eggs?"

"But you don't eat melons for nothing, you have to exchange them for something!"

"thing?"

Spider Jing No. [-] was full of doubts. The seven sisters grew up so big, not to mention things, and they didn't even have a few clothes.

The poor are about to eat dirt...

"As far as I know, the spring you bathed in before is called Zhuogui Spring, right?"

"Yeah, but it's just a hot spring. Does the holy monk want to take a bath?" The seven spider spirits looked puzzled.

Several disciples couldn't understand what Master was thinking.

"shallow!"

Tang Sanzan looked at the puzzled people, and explained:

"When Hou Yi shot the sun, he shot down the nine suns in the sky and smashed them to the ground, turning them into nine hot springs.

They are Jiuyang Spring, Naixiang Cold Spring, Banshan Spring, Hot Spring, Donghe Spring, Huangshan Spring, Xiaoan Spring, Guangfen Spring, and Tang Spring. This spring is Zhuogou Spring. "

"You've already come, how can this good thing stay here?"

The group quickly returned to Pansi Cave and then walked to Zhuogu Spring.

Tang Sanzun looked at the steaming hot spring, and gently placed his palm beside Zhuogou Spring.

"Do you still remember what my teacher told you last time about leaving home?"

"Today I will show you again as a teacher!"

As soon as the words fell, the Zhuogou Spring violently churned and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Based on his last experience at Po'er Cave in Jieyang Mountain, Tang Sanzong felt that there were some inconspicuous things in the world of Journey to the West, and there were no small secrets hidden behind them!
Seeing that the spring water for the seven sisters to play and take a bath on weekdays is gone.

Spider Essence No. [-] muttered in a low voice with pain on his face: "Our only property, I just found out that it has such a big background, and it's gone in a blink of an eye..."

"Look at how poor you are, poor monk here has a Spider-Man suit, as long as you put it on, you can burst out the fighting power of Da Luo Jinxian for a short time, and I give it to you..."

After the words fell, a red Spider-Man cosplay suit appeared in Tang Sanzan's hands.

After the seven spider spirits saw it, their eyes went straight!

(End of this chapter)