Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 194: Killing is over: He knocked me on the head! (seeking collection recommendation)
at the same time.

In the Hummer car heading to Shituoling, the four masters and apprentices are having an exciting mahjong game.

"Chun Mian doesn't know dawn, only a bird is missing!"

Tang Sannian breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed his palms and moved towards the card table.

"Baoji, gong!"

"Master, you took away all four chickens. I have no cards to play with, old pig."

"I will teach you a mahjong formula! As the saying goes, one-four-seven beats one, two-five-eight beats five, three-six-nine beats nine, gold, three silver, seven stink, twenty-eight, I would rather lack the three heads in the east than the three cakes in the side. !”

"Do you understand?"

Zhu Bajie nodded thoughtfully: "Master, I understand, fight five!"

After playing a few rounds, Sun Xingzhe also became interested, looked at the cards in his hand, and asked Tang Sanzan for advice: "Master, how do you play if you have too many pairs?"

"One pair is determined first, two pairs are split, three pairs are split, four pairs are easy to hit, five pairs are two draw one, and six pairs are one-handed!"

Sun Xingzhe scratched his head: "I understand, I understand!"

"Eighty thousand!"

"Dongfeng!"

Sha Wujin confidently drew a piece of Dongfeng from the cards in front of him.

"Although I don't know what you guys are playing, but if I play a wind card, no one of you will want it, right?"

"What a coincidence, Dongfeng is acting crazy!"

Tang Sanzan pushed the mahjong in front of him forward, and Sha Wujin was dumbfounded on the spot.

"Xiaosha, come on, this time it's the brainstorm you proposed."

"Boom~"

As soon as Tang Sanzan's words fell, a big lump appeared on Sha Wujin's head instantly.

"Come again!"

With an unconvinced look on his face, Sha Wujin pushed the mahjong in his hand, his eyes flashing red, as if the gambling dog had possessed him again.

When Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie saw this, their expressions suddenly changed.

Whenever Xiao Sha showed this expression, it meant that he was already on top.

It was like this the first time when I was playing with my brain and it was like this when I played dice later. Seeing that Xiaosha was going to turn into a gambling dog again, Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie had the intention of quitting.

"Master, why don't we rest first..."

Zhu Bajie nodded with approval: "Master, if we continue to fight, I'm afraid that before we reach the west, Xiaosha will have more bumps on his head than he did here."

"This……"

Tang Sanzan glanced at Sha Wujin, and nodded silently: "You two are right, Xiaosha, I'll be here first today."

"Seeing that we are about to enter Shituoling, we still have to pay attention to monsters, and we must not let our guard down."

"no!"

Huo Ran, with bloodshot eyes, got up and slapped the mahjong table with both hands.

"This mahjong must be played today! Even the Buddha can't stop him! I said it!"

"If any monster dares not to look long and come here at this time, Xiaosha, I will mention Gatlin and go down and fuck him!"

Just as the words of killing Wujin fell, the Humvee suddenly braked.

Sha Wujin, who didn't stand still, fell on his back in the carriage.

"Master, there is a monster standing in front of my car lights. He said he has something important to report!" Aaron's voice sounded.

"His grandma, just as I was about to play mahjong seriously, a monster came to make me feel uncomfortable!"

Sha Wujin got up and got out of the car with Gatlin in his arms with an angry face.

"Master, wait for me for a while, I'll be back as soon as I go!"

Tang Sanbu hurriedly said, "Xiaosha, don't..."

But before he finished speaking, there was a sound of punching and kicking outside the Humvee.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Ah ah! Senior brother and second senior brother save me!"

Tang Sanzan: ...

The few monsters in Shituoling are on the whole journey to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, and their strength is first-class.

Although it had been expected, the few people in the Humvee did not expect that the failure would come so quickly!
"That's all, let's go down and take a look."

Tang Sanzan reluctantly opened the car door and got out of the car. Seeing that only the Lion Camel King was coming, he frowned slightly.

Shouldn't it be?

The dignified Shituoling is such a powerful demon force in the original work, but the boss appears directly from the beginning?

What's the difference between this and Doudizhu starting with a king bomb?
"Brother Lion, why did you come here alone?"

Sun Xingzhe was stunned for a moment, then his expression changed: "Is Brother Lion trying to stop Master here?"

The lion camel king let go of Killer's arm and shook his head vigorously: "Monkey, I came here specifically to report a message to you and the holy monk!"

"The White Elephant, the mount of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, is preparing to stop you from behind, and the Tathagata Buddha's maternal uncle, the Golden-winged Dapeng, is also waiting behind you!"

The Lion and Camel King told him exactly what Manjushri Bodhisattva had told him.

Tang San wiped his bald head and fell into deep thought.

Unexpectedly, his acceptance of the centipede from Huanghua Temple would cause a chain reaction, causing Bodhisattva Pilampo to intervene in the Shituoling crisis.

Although there are some differences from the plot in the original book, it doesn't affect anything.

Even if there is no Bodhisattva Pilan Po, the Tathagata will show up in the end.

As for how to deal with this difficulty, Tang Sanzian already had an idea in his mind.

After a moment of silence, Tang Sanzan said, "Since there has been a change in this difficulty, how can you know it so clearly?"

The lion camel king hurriedly explained: "Going back to the holy monk, Manjusri Bodhisattva specially instructed me not to go against the holy monk."

"So I came here early to wait for the holy monk. I hope that the holy monk can see that I have notified him in advance. Can you spare my brother Bai Xiang's life?"

"Spare him?"

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows slightly: "Manjusri knows that the lower realm has informed you, doesn't he know to inform the white elephant?"

"But because of your acquaintance with the little monkey, I will only hold Samantabhadra responsible for this matter. As for whether the white elephant can survive, it depends on his wishes."

"Thank you holy monk!"

The Lion and Camel King breathed a sigh of relief.

At least his own life was saved in this disaster, and the life of his second brother was also saved.

Although some arrangements of the Buddhist gate were disclosed to Tang Sanzan in advance, the Lion Camel King knew in his heart that these things would not cause any difficulties for Tang Sanzan at all.

I said this in advance, the main thing is to be obedient and have a good attitude!
Tang Sanzan suddenly said: "Remember to take a message to Manjusri when you go back."

"Saint Monk, you must bring it!" The Lion Camel King nodded hastily.

"Go and tell him that I, Tang Sanzan, appreciate what he did today, and that his path in Lingshan will be widened in the future."

The Lion and Camel King was stunned for a moment, then nodded.

Although he didn't understand it, he was greatly shocked.

"Master, senior brother and second senior brother, even if he came to tip off the news, you all have to avenge me!"

"He hit me on the head, hit me on the head!"

Seeing that the monster who beat him up turned into one of his own, Sha Wujin lay on the ground and roared in grief.

The Lion Camel King's face turned dark, and he scratched his head in embarrassment: "Holy Monk, this... I, before I could speak just now, your apprentice was about to hit me when I got off the car."

"I...I did this entirely out of self-defense, and...and I only shot him in the head and didn't do it at all!"

???

Brain collapse?
Hearing this, even Tang Sanzan couldn't bear to look straight at Sha Wujin who was lying beside the car.

I couldn't help taking a breath.

All I could see was that on the head that had done all the work at this moment, there was a big bun on top of a small bun, and the hairstyle... no, it should be called the hair shape, it looked more like the Buddha than the Buddha!
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