Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 196 White Elephant, are you brave? (Please collect recommended monthly pass)
With the blue smoke curling up.

Tang Sanzong took a long puff of cigar and blew out several smoke rings.

Several apprentices looked enviously at the cigar in Tang Sanzan's hand, and at Hua Zi in his own hand, but felt a little ashamed.

too small!
None of them are as big as Master's!

"Master, you are so big. You promised to give me a try last time."

Zhu Bajie took a sip of the Huazi in his mouth, and looked at the cigar in Tang Sanzan's hand with joy.

"Then...well, I'll give you a breath, only one breath..."

Tang San reluctantly handed it to Zhu Bajie.

"Damn! Is now the time for you to talk about the deep relationship between master and disciple?"

"Don't you take me seriously?"

Bai Xiangjing looked at the scene in front of him, as if he had suffered unprecedented shame and humiliation.

The treasure bottle in his hand was pointed at everyone without hesitation, and he cursed angrily: "Since you all ignore me, then don't even think about living!"

"Pay me!"

"Sand sculpture!"

Zhu Bajie took a sip of Master's cigar, and his whole body seemed to be in a trance, with an intoxicated look on his face.

With a puff of smoke, Zhu Bajie said lightly: "Continue, little white elephant."

???

Bai Xiangjing was stunned for a moment, thinking that he had misaligned just now, and then tilted the yin and yang cylinders again, aiming at Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice.

"receive!"

"Pay me!"

"Receive, receive, receive!"

Sun Xingzhe exhaled a few smoke rings with a calm face, and even walked directly to the Yin and Yang cylinders, and said provocatively, "Little brother, it's useless to give you a chance, isn't it?"

"Monkey, do you think I only have this bottle?"

"Even if you got lucky and got the Xiantian Lingbao, I, Baixiang, don't have nothing to eat, so die!"

The white elephant spirit put away the yin and yang gas bottles, the aura on his body kept rolling, and his cultivation level was even close to that of Sun Xingzhe!
Impressively reached the fourth level of Daluo Jinxian!

"Fuck?"

Now even Sun Xingzhe is not calm, his cultivation base has just reached the fifth level of Da Luo Jinxian, he did not expect this monster to be so powerful!
When did Da Luo Jinxian become so common?
Sun Xingzhe put Hua Zi in his mouth, freed his hand to take out the AK47, and pointed it directly at Bai Xiangjing.

"Another congenital treasure?"

A flash of panic flashed in Bai Xiangjing's eyes, and he smelled a hint of danger. Before Sun Xingzhe could pull the trigger, he hurriedly twisted his body to get out of the way.

In the hands of different people, the congenital spirit treasure can exert very different effects.

He could care less about Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin, but he had to guard against this monkey using his innate spiritual treasure!

"Da da da!"

Three spiritual energy bullets penetrated the white elephant essence's skin accurately.

One after another blood splashed, followed by a burst of mourning.

These three shots were due to the instructions of the Lion and Camel King before. Sun Xingzhe did not hit the fatal place, but only caused the White Elephant to lose his ability to use his hands.

Bai Xiangjing was completely panicked at this moment, holding back the pain and shouting: "Hold on!"

"Monkey, you can't kill me, do you know who I am?"

Sun Xingzhe was speechless: "I don't care who you are!"

Seeing Sun Xingzhe's indifferent face, Bai Xiangjing shouted at Tang Sanzan: "Holy Monk, spare your life, I will let you go to this lion camel ridge, and ask the Holy Monk to spare the life of the little elephant!"

Tang Sanzan shrugged indifferently: "Whether you let this lion camel mountain or not, I will live like this."

"But I'm very curious. Didn't you beg for mercy like this in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation back then?"

Bai Xiang carefully thumped, this man who learned the scriptures actually knew his own details?

"You...where did you learn my identity?"

The script of Journey to the West is a top secret, even in the entire Shituoling, only the three of them know about it, and the other little demons have no right to know about it.

Not to mention Tang Sanzan, the scripture learner who is the protagonist of the script.

If this matter is made clear to him, then the Buddhist sect will set up a fart catastrophe!

But since the pilgrim had already known about it in advance, Bai Xiangjing simply stopped pretending, and said directly in a cold tone: "Since you already know my identity, then everything is easy to talk about!"

"I admit that I can't defeat you, but behind me is Samantabhadra Bodhisattva. Could it be that you still want to go against a Bodhisattva?"

Facts have proved that Tang San Zan dared!
He directly took out the boning knife, and cut off the elephant trunk that the white elephant spirit was so proud of.

Sun Xingzhe turned to Zhu Bajie and Sha Wuzhen and said, "I have never seen such an arrogant monster."

Zhu Bajie nodded: "Has he always been so brave?"

Sha Wujin rubbed his head and said, "Don't he know that Master can do magic?"

Tang Sanzun took the white handkerchief from Xingxian, and wiped the blood spattered on his hands.

Looking at Bai Xiangjing with a cold face, he said, "What else do you have to be arrogant about now?"

The white elephant spirit endured the severe pain and roared: "How dare you? How dare you!"

Bai Xiangjing was dumbfounded, he never thought that Tang Sanzan would actually dare to attack him!

It is agreed that the person who learned the scriptures is a good person who has practiced for ten lifetimes?
At this moment, he remembered what the lion camel king had said to him before he left.

He felt endless remorse pouring into his mind. It turns out that this monk really doesn't care about Bodhisattvas!
"Holy Monk, it's all the little elephant's fault. For the sake of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, the holy monk should spare the little elephant's life!"

With a cigar in his mouth, Tang Sanbu walked slowly in front of Bai Xiangjing, looked down at him, and said calmly: "Your gold teeth are not bad."

Sun Xingzhe held an AK47, pointed the muzzle of the gun at Bai Xiangjing's head, bared his teeth and roared, "Didn't you hear what Master said?"

The white elephant spirit was silent for a moment, then raised his head and looked at Tang Sanzong: "Holy Monk, it's not that I can't bear to part with these two tusks. To tell you the truth, my teeth are not pure gold."

???

Tang Sanzan asked suspiciously: "Gold-plated? Gold-plated brass?"

Bai Xiangjing's old face fell: "Yellow paint painted on the outside of the plasticine."

"You damn demon king of Shituoling, what are you doing with such a thing? Does the smell of paint smell good?"

The white elephant spirit explained with a bitter look on his face: "Puxian Bodhisattva wanted to save face, but he said that my original ivory was not good-looking, so he rode me out to lose face, so he asked me to get a pair of gold teeth.

But he didn't approve the funding, and asked me to pay for it myself. I don't have the money to inlay gold teeth, so I got some mud and made a pair myself. "

Good guy!
I didn't see that Puxian, you are still a face-saving guy?

The corner of Tang Sanzhan's mouth twitched: "Are you really trying to cry out to me about being poor and miserable?"

The white elephant's head is like pounding garlic: "Yes."

"Then have you ever cried with Pu Xian about being poor and sold out?"

"how is this possible."

"Then why don't you act miserable in front of him?"

"Because he is an unscrupulous boss, the more miserable I am, the happier he laughs."

"Then why are you so miserable in front of me?"

"Because you are a good person!"

Boil!
Tang Sanzun wiped his bald head, revealing the fierce look on his face: "I am a good person? Why are good people going to be made miserable by you?!"

"You said you were a white elephant under Puxian, why did Manjusri come to take the little lion away early, and no one came to rescue you until now?"

Tang San's brows raised. Although he agreed not to kill the white elephant for the sake of the Lion and Camel King, it didn't mean he could let Pu Xian go!

They are both Bodhisattvas, but compared to Manjusri, they are far behind in what they do. If I didn’t keep trying, I would really think that I, Tang San Burian, was a vegetarian!

"Little monkey, little pig, you two take the white elephant to find Puxian, and ask him if he doesn't know that Tang Sanzhu is coming to Shituoling?"

"What Manjusri can do, why can't he do it?"

"Or does he have a problem with my Tang San's burial?"

　Why are you still not voting?Do you have a problem with Tang Sanye?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)