Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 199 Is Tang San’s family disbanded? (Collect recommended monthly tickets)

Tang Sanzan walked in front of Dapeng calmly, put his palms together and asked, "Dare to ask this great king, what do you want to do to stop the poor monk's car?"

Hearing Tang Sanzan's polite words, the eyes of several apprentices in the Humvee widened.

Is this motherfucker still their master?
Dapeng was also a little dazed, feeling something was wrong.

Shouldn't normal people be afraid when they see this situation?
But the fat monk in front of him can still talk to himself with a smile?

Although he was a little puzzled, Dapeng still followed the script and said, "I heard that eating the meat of Buddhist scriptures can lead to immortality."

"Bold monster!"

"How dare you hurt my master?!"

The three apprentices in the Humvee, including Xingxian, got out of the car with weapons.

Although they haven't figured out what their master is planning at this moment, the monster is about to take action now, and as apprentices, they naturally can't be idle.

Tang Sanzian looked around and saw the densely packed little demons on the Lion Camel Ridge, and his expression became more compassionate.

"Amitabha!"

"Your Majesty has so many monsters here, if our two sides start a war rashly, there will be heavy casualties!"

"Buddhism once said that all living beings are equal. If such a large killing is caused by a poor monk, even if I go to the west, I will have trouble sleeping and eating!"

"If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? As a monk, the poor monk can't watch this kind of bloodshed happen."

"Otherwise, I am really sorry for the Buddha's teachings. Even if I have read the scriptures, I will have no face to face the Buddha!"

Tang Sanzan's words were sincere and sincere, as if he looked like an eminent monk.

Everyone present was a little confused.

These monsters in Lion Camel Kingdom are okay, they thought Tang Sanzan was just a chatty monk, and it was reasonable to be able to say these things.

But Sun Xingzhe waited for a few apprentices to be completely dumbfounded.

"Eldest senior brother and second senior brother, I just discovered that Master really knows Buddhism!"

Sha Wujin muttered.

Although it was the first time he heard it, he was so shocked that he almost realized it directly.

"Xiaosha, to tell you the truth, once I secretly looked at the scriptures that Master brought with him when he came out of Chang'an, and the contents inside were beyond words..."

Zhu Bajie shook his head in disbelief, not believing that this was what the master could say.

Sun Xingzhe asked: "Idiot, what are you doing peeking at Master's scriptures? What's so interesting about that thing?"

Zhu Bajie smiled sheepishly: "Brother Monkey, you don't understand. The name of the Buddhist sutra written on the cover of Master's sutra book, but once you open it, the contents inside, hehehehe..."

"What's the content?"

Sun Xingzhe became even more curious.

Zhu Bajie smashed his mouth: "You can't say it, you can't say it, you will know when you have a chance to take a look."

"Idiot, your brother monkey is connected with you, you are playing with your brains, right?"

Sun Xingzhe grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear and asked, "Are you going to tell me?"

"It hurts!"

Zhu Bajie cried out in pain: "Ah... it's about some skills like Guanyin sitting on a lotus."

"Isn't this just a normal Buddhist scripture, what's all the fuss about?"

Upon hearing this, Sun Xingzhe shook his head bored.

Instead, he finished his work and asked curiously: "Second senior brother, where does the Buddhist scripture master you mentioned keep?"

"I think the Buddhist teachings that Master just said are very reasonable. You must learn these Buddhist scriptures. I want to learn Buddhist scriptures too!"

???

Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Wujin with a cute face, and didn't know whether he really understood or pretended to understand.

Pointing to the trunk of the Hummer, Zhu Bajie said: "It's in there, but I suggest that you don't need to learn it. It's useless to rely on books alone. The most important thing is to actually fight."

"Buddhist scriptures still need actual combat?"

Sha Wujin scratched his head in confusion, and then nodded as if he suddenly understood.

"Second Senior Brother, I understand. You mean to be like Master, standing up and declaring Buddhism when facing monsters, right?"

"Ah yes yes yes..."

Zhu Bajie didn't bother to explain: "But if you want to see it, you'd better keep your master behind your back, and don't say I told you."

"Isn't it great to learn this kind of thing? Why are you still sneaking around?"

"If you don't want to sneak around, you can try it, anyway, just don't implicate me when the time comes."

Zhu Bajie shrugged indifferently, anyway, it wasn't him who would be beaten at that time.

On the other side, Dapeng, who had been listening to Tang Sanzan's rambling for a long time, felt as if his head was about to explode.

"Enough is enough!"

"Just say what you want to express."

Tang Sanzan spread his hands and explained: "My meaning is also very simple. You said that you can live forever if you eat my flesh, so sacrificing me is far better than sacrificing more people!"

After the words fell, Tang Sanzun looked at the several apprentices standing beside the Humvee.

"Disciples, our master-student friendship is over, let's break up!"

As soon as this word comes out.

There was an instant silence at the scene!
Even Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie didn't react and looked at the master in surprise.

Tang Sanzan walked up to Dapeng swaggeringly, and said decisively: "What you want is the poor monk, and the poor monk will follow you!"

After the words were finished, Tang Sanzan turned his head and said to several apprentices: "You guys go, if you cause innocent casualties because of being a teacher, then being a teacher will really become a sinner through the ages."

Sun Xingzhe hadn't reacted yet, but Zhu Bajie instantly understood what Master was thinking.

He pretended to wipe away his tears: "Master, please take care!"

Sha Wujin was still thinking about studying Buddhist scriptures. When Leng Buding heard the master say this, he hesitated and took a large piece of beef from the Hummer.

"Master, eat something before you go on the road!"

As soon as Sha Wujin spoke, he packed the beef and prepared to send it to Tang San.

Seeing this scene, Tang San's eyelids twitched in frustration.

What does it mean to eat something before going on the road?
He wished he could slap him to death.

Tang Sanzan gritted his teeth: "Thank you for being a teacher, I won't eat it!"

Dapeng saw that several apprentices of Tang Sanzan had started to divide the family property, and he also started to panic.

Although before he came, the Buddha explained that this difficulty must impress the learners, he has also thought about what to do.

But the current situation obviously exceeded his expectations.

Who would have thought that Tang Sanzan, a scripture learner, would take the initiative to propose breaking up the group!

The Buddha and the others are still watching in the sky.

If it is really because of this difficulty of his own that there is a problem with the Buddhism's Journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, even if he is the uncle of the Tathagata Buddha, he cannot bear this responsibility!

Dapeng's mind began to work crazily, trying to find a way to solve the predicament at hand.

But before he could come up with an idea, Tang Sanzan had already walked over resolutely.

"What are you still doing in a daze? Let's go, poor monk, and go back with you!"

Dapeng stepped back quickly, looking at Tang Sanzan warily.

"Stop, stop! You...don't come here!"

at the same time.

The Tathagata Buddha, who was staring at the difficult situation in the Lion Camel Kingdom at the Great Leiyin Temple in Xitian, was so shocked that he almost fell off the altar.

(End of this chapter)