Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 202 Buddha Receives Dapeng (Please recommend a monthly pass for collection)
Guanyin's teeth chattered in anger, and her hands under her sleeves clenched tightly into fists, but she couldn't get angry yet.

Firstly, she couldn't defeat Tang Sanzong, and secondly, this time in the lower realm was just to allow Tang Sanzun to continue on his journey of seeking spiritual enlightenment.

If he really said anything harsh, he would not only offend Tang Sanzang, but also offend the big boss Tathagata.

A complete doormat at both ends!

Guanyin looked at the scene in front of him angrily, and even cast a small spell to prevent some mosquito bites from reaching Tang San's burial.

At the same time, the Great Leiyin Temple.

The Tathagata Buddha silently watched what happened in the lower realm, his eyes completely lost.

Such a big thing happened. The past Buddha Ran Deng, the ancient Buddha, and the future Buddha Maitreya Buddha, who was deprived of his title by Tang San's burial, these two heavyweights from the Great Leiyin Temple also came.

"Amitabha, from my perspective, the main problem of this difficulty should appear in the white elephant, the subordinate of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva."

"If he hadn't revealed Dapeng's identity and made the Buddhist monks think that I was colluding with monsters, how could the situation at the scene be caused?"

The ancient Buddha of Ran Deng recited a Buddhist name and slowly expressed his thoughts.

As for Maitreya Buddha, he knew clearly that this had nothing to do with anyone else. The problem was with Tang Sanzong!

But he couldn't say it, and he didn't dare to say it!

So he simply shut up and looked at Tathagata with a smile on his face.

Everyone who looks at Tathagata is a little bit hairy.

"Damn it, this Maitreya doesn't do his job all day long, just stares at me for making mistakes."

Tathagata Buddha cursed in his heart, missed Maitreya, and looked at the ancient Buddha of Burning Deng.

"The words of the ancient Buddha Ran Deng are right. After Samantabhadra retrieves the Buddhist disciple and returns to Lingshan, I will definitely punish him!"

"It's just that Tang San Zan doesn't want to learn the scriptures right now, so what can you do?"

I feel a headache when I mention this Tathagata.

Avalokitesvara has talked about this in the lower realms, and to put it badly, she almost knelt down and begged Tang San to be buried for scriptures.

But this Buddhist scripture seeker was obviously soft and unwilling to accept the scriptures, and he was determined not to learn the scriptures.

Even Tathagata doesn't know what to do anymore.

"The variables of the Westward Journey can't appear in Tang San's funeral, right?"

Tathagata Buddha murmured, but then shook his head, thinking that his idea was a bit ridiculous.

If Tang San's burial is a variable, then there is no need for their Buddhist sect to wait for a great revival.

The Burning Lamp Ancient Buddha hesitated for a moment, and said slowly: "In my opinion, the person who needs to tie the bell is required to untie the bell!"

"Since the Buddhist scriptures now know that the Dapeng was arranged by the Buddha, please ask the Buddha to take the Dapeng back from the lower realms and explain it to Tang Sanzan."

Tathagata Buddha sighed: "Deng Deng Ancient Buddha means that we admit that we have arranged this difficulty ourselves?"

The burning lamp ancient Buddha did not speak again, but the meaning was already obvious.

If something goes wrong with the catastrophe you set up, you can only go down and wipe your ass by yourself, don't think about looking for others.

Tathagata Buddha glanced at everyone present, and everyone lowered their heads silently.

One is the former leader and the other is the current leader, no matter which one they can't afford to offend.

Tathagata smashed his lips and said, "Okay, in that case, I personally go down to the realm to capture the big roc, so that Tang San can be relieved of his worries."

Anyway, this difficult embarrassment has already been lost, and I don't care about losing it again.

Tathagata Buddha soon came to the lion camel country.

Seeing Guanyin guarding Tang San's burial with a depressed expression, Tathagata frowned and walked forward:
"Tang San was buried. I am the Tathagata Buddha of the Great Thunder Sound Temple in the West."

As if Tang San was still asleep, he murmured: "You are Tathagata Buddha, and I am Tathagata Buddha's father. Don't get close to me!"

???

Tathagata Buddha's face is covered with black lines, are you queuing me or are you dreaming?

Guanyin pushed Tang Sanzan, and shouted anxiously: "Tang Sanzan, wake up, the Tathagata Buddha has really come!"

"The Buddha is here?"

Tang Sanzian rubbed his eyes and stretched. When he saw Tathagata standing next to him with a sad face, he immediately became excited:

"Buddha, you have come, I have suffered a lot in this journey!"

Guanyin: ...

You have food and drink along the way, you suffer a hammer!

The corner of Tathagata's mouth twitched, and he said hastily: "Although the road to learning the scriptures is full of ups and downs, every drink and peck is a fixed number. The ups and downs you experience now will become your merits in the future."

"I heard from Guanyin that the monster you met this time claimed to be my uncle, so I came to the lower world to check."

After hearing this, Tang Sanzang instantly became energetic, took Tathagata's arm and walked to Dapeng.

"Brother Lai, look at this monster. What do you think we should do?"

Tathagata was stunned for a moment, unable to react to the name Lai Ge, but he didn't think much about it at the moment. He looked at Dapeng and said:
"It's you claiming to be my uncle who is blocking the Buddhist scriptures here?"

Dapeng knelt on the ground, his head a little dazed, and for a moment he felt that the plot of the script was a little confusing.

Should he admit it now?

"The little one is just a small bird in Shituoling who has become a spirit. How dare he have a relationship with the Tathagata Buddha. The Buddha recognized the wrong person."

Tang Sanzun stared at Tathagata cheerfully, but didn't say anything.

But Tathagata saw a hint of ridicule on his face. Although it was very subtle, Tathagata knew in his heart that there was no need to continue acting.

They just took care of their own face and didn't pierce the window paper.

In order to avoid embarrassment, he cleared his throat and said to Dapeng: "You can be my uncle."

Dapeng shook his head hastily: "I'm really not your uncle!"

Tathagata frowned, thinking that this Dapeng is usually very clever, but why has it turned into a muscle now?
"This can be!"

Dapeng shook his head desperately: "This is really not true!"

Boil!
Tathagata took a deep breath, used a spell to make Dapeng stand up straight, and then spoke word by word: "I said you can admit that you are my uncle, do you understand?"

"Ah, this..."

Dapeng didn't react for a while, and when he met Tathagata's gaze, he suddenly felt cold sweat and nodded hastily.

"Yes, yes, I am your uncle!"

Tathagata said to Tang Sanzan apologetically: "Tang Sanzan, this Dapeng is related to me. This time the lower bound was caused by my ignorance."

"I promise that the matter of collecting scriptures will be absolutely fair and impartial, and there will be no shady secrets involved. You are our Buddhist sect's designated scripture collector, and I am very optimistic about you."

"Now that I'm taking this roc away, I hope you will make persistent efforts and continue westward!"

Tang Sanzian said hesitantly: "Brother, it's not that I don't believe you. The white elephant swore to me before that this Dapeng was specially arranged by you. You said you did this..."

"impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

Tathagata waved his hand and said righteously: "This matter is definitely an accident. The white elephant spirit was killed by Samantabhadra Bodhisattva on the spot. I guarantee that such a thing will not happen in the future!"

"It's a pity that you came late. I dismissed all the apprentices. Now it may be a bit difficult for me to learn the scriptures alone."

Tang Sanzan rubbed his chin with a troubled expression on his face.

"It's not a big problem. I've sent Puxian Bodhisattva to find your apprentice. I think you will be able to reunite soon, and then we will go west together!"

Tang Sanbian touched his bald head and said with a helpless expression: "The poor monk has a mortal body. In the past, the great disciples went out to beg for alms. Now that the disciples are not around, I'm afraid they won't be able to survive in the West."

"If this Dapeng is really an accident caused by Buddha's inattention, why not let him stay with me for the next few days and cook for me every day. The poor monk will wait here for the few disciples. Buddha said how?"

After Tang Sanfu finished speaking, before Tathagata Buddha could speak, Dapeng shouted:
"Tang Sanyan, if you let me, a Buddha's uncle, cook for you, do you still want to lose face with Buddha?"

"Come and see, brother, I knew this was not an accident, it was discussed by your Buddhist sect."

Boil!
Tathagata Buddha slapped Dapeng on the forehead, and roared angrily: "What can you be arrogant about?"

"I'll give you another chance to reorganize your language!"

"I don't care about you all these years, but you really think of yourself as my own uncle? With my bag alone, which uncle can live past the first month?"

(End of this chapter)