Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 220: This place was originally called the Bhikkhu Kingdom
Chapter 220: This place was originally called the Bhikkhu Kingdom (please collect and recommend monthly tickets)
After all, Ran Deng Gu Fo is the former chairman of Lingshan, and he has long been accustomed to Tathagata's pie-painting operations.
After all, this is what I did before when I was in office.
This can be regarded as the same line of descent.
Therefore, he is not like Maitreya Buddha, who would embarrass the Tathagata in person.
Anyway, after the merits of the journey to the west come down, if Tathagata does not give him the promised merits, then he will have to find a way to get them by himself.
The two looked at each other and smiled tacitly.
After watching the Tathagata leave, the ancient Buddha Ran Deng came to the Five Directions Jiedi without any expression on his face.
"The five of you will be guarding this place from now on. If there is any change in Wutian, you need to report to me as soon as possible. Do you understand?"
The five parties who revealed the secrets all bowed and said: "I will obey the law!"
Randen Ancient Buddha took another look at Wutian inside the seal, and after confirming that he had no intention of coming out for the time being, he left with peace of mind.
Wait until the figure of the Randen Ancient Buddha fades out of sight.
Yintou Jiedi stepped forward and said, "Brother, you said that the five of us have been sent to the land of dark demons. From now on, should we listen to the ancient Buddha Randen or the Buddha Tathagata?"
It stands to reason that Tathagata is the boss of Lingshan now, but the person in charge of this dark demon land has always been the ancient Buddha of Lantern.
Who should report to work has become a difficult problem for the five people.
After all, the identities and status of Ran Deng and Tathagata in Lingshan are somewhat subtle.
One is the former Blessed One, and the other is the current Blessed One.
If they get close to Ran Deng, Tathagata will see them and think they are going to rebel.
If they get close to Tathagata, Ran Deng will think that they are not listening to his will.
Jintou Jiedi scratched his head and felt a little unsure.
In the past, their status was low and they had no chance to face big leaders.
But now after going through the Shituoling incident, the Five Directions Revealed Truth has come to light.
This worldly sophistication must be learned.
If this continues, the five of them will not even know how they will die!
"Why don't we report to the Ancient Buddha of Burning Deng and the World Honored One at the same time?"
Jin Toujie thought about it for a long time, but couldn't think of any good solution.
"Well, fortunately, this journey to the west is coming to an end soon. I wonder if the holy monk will stay in Lingshan Mountain by then."
"If he can stay in Lingshan, the five of us will join the holy monk who traveled to the West to obtain scriptures. I have a hunch that this holy monk is a good man!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the other four people lit up one after another, and the figure of Tang Sanzian appeared in their minds.
Integrity, consideration, courage...
He is simply a perfect image of a pilgrim. The most important thing is that he takes them to drink and eat meat, and experience a lot of fun in the world!
"Brother, if you say so, we brothers will also have hope."
"Not bad……"
A smile appeared on several people's faces.
At this moment, Wutian inside the seal suddenly opened his eyes and looked at them.
"Did you just say that the pilgrims from the Westward Journey are about to arrive at Lingshan Mountain?"
Yintou Jiedi was startled by the sudden sound, and was relieved when he saw that Wutian was still inside and made no other movements.
"Yes, the pilgrims are about to arrive at Lingshan. By then the merits of the journey to the west will be reduced, and our west will be prosperous!"
When Wutian heard this, his expression changed slightly, and then he stopped communicating with Wufang Jiedi and slowly closed his eyes.
On the surface, Wutian looks very peaceful.
But there was already an uproar in his heart!
"No wonder he was born early, but he didn't expect that the journey to the west would speed up?"
"It's a pity that I haven't become a quasi-sage yet. If the merits of Journey to the West fail early, I will have no chance to resurrect my Lord."
"No, no, I have to think of a way, think of a way..."
……
at the same time.
Nether. "I just captured a few monsters and subdued a few more demons. Why are there so many demons and monsters..."
Inside the Hummer.
The exciting music came from the speakers, which made Tang Sanzian want to get out of the car and go find two monsters to practice with.
Zha Wujin came over with a curious look on his face, patted the speaker, and then said: "Master, this music sounds very exciting, but Xiaosha has something to ask."
"Xiao Sha, I traveled through time with the help of the Moonlight Box, and I feel a lot calmer."
Tang San watched the killings complete with a smile, feeling that the clear stupidity in his eyes disappeared.
"Ask if you don't understand anything."
Sha Wujin said: "Master, what I want to ask is what is a piano?"
"What piano?"
Tang San was stunned for a moment, and then became curious about how Zha Wujin knew the piano?
Even before I traveled through time, the piano was not something that ordinary people could touch.
Could it be that he traveled to the past and saw the piano in heaven?
impossible?
Sha Wujin explained: "Didn't I just sing on the speakers? There are some monsters living in the piano. I wonder what kind of magic weapon this is?"
Tang Sanzan: ...
God damn the piano lived a few monsters!
Tang Sanzong looked at the killings with a compassionate expression, and suddenly felt that the clear stupidity in his eyes had not disappeared, but was hidden deeper.
"Fuck you, don't force yourself on things you don't understand in the future."
There are several monsters living in the piano.
There are so many demons living in my mailbox!
In the sound of music, the Hummer drove westward, and soon stopped in front of a city.
Aaron exclaimed: "It's so fierce. Where are we? Why are there two signs hanging at the gate of the city?"
Tang Sanzian's face darkened in the carriage, and then he slapped the leather seat.
"I told you that you rarely stay up late at night, but you stay up so late that your eyes are blurred."
Aaron groaned in pain, the car lights flashed, and he said aggrievedly: "Master, but... are there really two signs hanging at the city gate of this place?"
After hearing this, several people got out of the car with curious faces.
I saw that there were indeed two signs, one big and one small, hanging above the city gate.
The bigger sign above has the three characters "Bhikkhu Kingdom" written on it.
The smaller sign below has the words "Children's City" written on it.
Sha Wujin casually stopped an old man who was passing by and asked in confusion: "Old man, isn't this a country of monks? Why has it been changed to a children's city?"
After hearing this, the old man raised his head tremblingly and glanced at the tall killing soldier, and then sighed.
"Hey, this place was originally called Bhikkhu Kingdom, but now it's called Xiao'er City."
After the old man finished speaking, he sighed and left the city gate on crutches.
???
Sha Wujin scratched his head, feeling that the father-in-law had said everything, but it seemed as if he had said nothing.
With a look of helplessness, Sha Wujin trotted to Tang San's funeral and repeated his father-in-law's words exactly as they were.
"Xiao Sha, from now on in our team's affairs involving IQ, you should try to have as little involvement as possible."
Tang Sanbian glanced at the murderer speechlessly.
Zhu Bajie continued: "Old Zhu, I knew it at a glance. The original king of Bhikkhu Kingdom must have died. His son was young. After he took over and became the king, he changed his name to Xiaoercheng."
Tang Sanzian couldn't help but patted his forehead.
"Little Piggy, do you know how pigs die?"
Before Zhu Bajie could speak, Shawujin responded quickly: "Master, I know this, pigs are stupid."
Tang Sanzong nodded silently: "What a coincidence, the donkey thinks so too."
(End of this chapter)
After all, Ran Deng Gu Fo is the former chairman of Lingshan, and he has long been accustomed to Tathagata's pie-painting operations.
After all, this is what I did before when I was in office.
This can be regarded as the same line of descent.
Therefore, he is not like Maitreya Buddha, who would embarrass the Tathagata in person.
Anyway, after the merits of the journey to the west come down, if Tathagata does not give him the promised merits, then he will have to find a way to get them by himself.
The two looked at each other and smiled tacitly.
After watching the Tathagata leave, the ancient Buddha Ran Deng came to the Five Directions Jiedi without any expression on his face.
"The five of you will be guarding this place from now on. If there is any change in Wutian, you need to report to me as soon as possible. Do you understand?"
The five parties who revealed the secrets all bowed and said: "I will obey the law!"
Randen Ancient Buddha took another look at Wutian inside the seal, and after confirming that he had no intention of coming out for the time being, he left with peace of mind.
Wait until the figure of the Randen Ancient Buddha fades out of sight.
Yintou Jiedi stepped forward and said, "Brother, you said that the five of us have been sent to the land of dark demons. From now on, should we listen to the ancient Buddha Randen or the Buddha Tathagata?"
It stands to reason that Tathagata is the boss of Lingshan now, but the person in charge of this dark demon land has always been the ancient Buddha of Lantern.
Who should report to work has become a difficult problem for the five people.
After all, the identities and status of Ran Deng and Tathagata in Lingshan are somewhat subtle.
One is the former Blessed One, and the other is the current Blessed One.
If they get close to Ran Deng, Tathagata will see them and think they are going to rebel.
If they get close to Tathagata, Ran Deng will think that they are not listening to his will.
Jintou Jiedi scratched his head and felt a little unsure.
In the past, their status was low and they had no chance to face big leaders.
But now after going through the Shituoling incident, the Five Directions Revealed Truth has come to light.
This worldly sophistication must be learned.
If this continues, the five of them will not even know how they will die!
"Why don't we report to the Ancient Buddha of Burning Deng and the World Honored One at the same time?"
Jin Toujie thought about it for a long time, but couldn't think of any good solution.
"Well, fortunately, this journey to the west is coming to an end soon. I wonder if the holy monk will stay in Lingshan Mountain by then."
"If he can stay in Lingshan, the five of us will join the holy monk who traveled to the West to obtain scriptures. I have a hunch that this holy monk is a good man!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the other four people lit up one after another, and the figure of Tang Sanzian appeared in their minds.
Integrity, consideration, courage...
He is simply a perfect image of a pilgrim. The most important thing is that he takes them to drink and eat meat, and experience a lot of fun in the world!
"Brother, if you say so, we brothers will also have hope."
"Not bad……"
A smile appeared on several people's faces.
At this moment, Wutian inside the seal suddenly opened his eyes and looked at them.
"Did you just say that the pilgrims from the Westward Journey are about to arrive at Lingshan Mountain?"
Yintou Jiedi was startled by the sudden sound, and was relieved when he saw that Wutian was still inside and made no other movements.
"Yes, the pilgrims are about to arrive at Lingshan. By then the merits of the journey to the west will be reduced, and our west will be prosperous!"
When Wutian heard this, his expression changed slightly, and then he stopped communicating with Wufang Jiedi and slowly closed his eyes.
On the surface, Wutian looks very peaceful.
But there was already an uproar in his heart!
"No wonder he was born early, but he didn't expect that the journey to the west would speed up?"
"It's a pity that I haven't become a quasi-sage yet. If the merits of Journey to the West fail early, I will have no chance to resurrect my Lord."
"No, no, I have to think of a way, think of a way..."
……
at the same time.
Nether. "I just captured a few monsters and subdued a few more demons. Why are there so many demons and monsters..."
Inside the Hummer.
The exciting music came from the speakers, which made Tang Sanzian want to get out of the car and go find two monsters to practice with.
Zha Wujin came over with a curious look on his face, patted the speaker, and then said: "Master, this music sounds very exciting, but Xiaosha has something to ask."
"Xiao Sha, I traveled through time with the help of the Moonlight Box, and I feel a lot calmer."
Tang San watched the killings complete with a smile, feeling that the clear stupidity in his eyes disappeared.
"Ask if you don't understand anything."
Sha Wujin said: "Master, what I want to ask is what is a piano?"
"What piano?"
Tang San was stunned for a moment, and then became curious about how Zha Wujin knew the piano?
Even before I traveled through time, the piano was not something that ordinary people could touch.
Could it be that he traveled to the past and saw the piano in heaven?
impossible?
Sha Wujin explained: "Didn't I just sing on the speakers? There are some monsters living in the piano. I wonder what kind of magic weapon this is?"
Tang Sanzan: ...
God damn the piano lived a few monsters!
Tang Sanzong looked at the killings with a compassionate expression, and suddenly felt that the clear stupidity in his eyes had not disappeared, but was hidden deeper.
"Fuck you, don't force yourself on things you don't understand in the future."
There are several monsters living in the piano.
There are so many demons living in my mailbox!
In the sound of music, the Hummer drove westward, and soon stopped in front of a city.
Aaron exclaimed: "It's so fierce. Where are we? Why are there two signs hanging at the gate of the city?"
Tang Sanzian's face darkened in the carriage, and then he slapped the leather seat.
"I told you that you rarely stay up late at night, but you stay up so late that your eyes are blurred."
Aaron groaned in pain, the car lights flashed, and he said aggrievedly: "Master, but... are there really two signs hanging at the city gate of this place?"
After hearing this, several people got out of the car with curious faces.
I saw that there were indeed two signs, one big and one small, hanging above the city gate.
The bigger sign above has the three characters "Bhikkhu Kingdom" written on it.
The smaller sign below has the words "Children's City" written on it.
Sha Wujin casually stopped an old man who was passing by and asked in confusion: "Old man, isn't this a country of monks? Why has it been changed to a children's city?"
After hearing this, the old man raised his head tremblingly and glanced at the tall killing soldier, and then sighed.
"Hey, this place was originally called Bhikkhu Kingdom, but now it's called Xiao'er City."
After the old man finished speaking, he sighed and left the city gate on crutches.
???
Sha Wujin scratched his head, feeling that the father-in-law had said everything, but it seemed as if he had said nothing.
With a look of helplessness, Sha Wujin trotted to Tang San's funeral and repeated his father-in-law's words exactly as they were.
"Xiao Sha, from now on in our team's affairs involving IQ, you should try to have as little involvement as possible."
Tang Sanbian glanced at the murderer speechlessly.
Zhu Bajie continued: "Old Zhu, I knew it at a glance. The original king of Bhikkhu Kingdom must have died. His son was young. After he took over and became the king, he changed his name to Xiaoercheng."
Tang Sanzian couldn't help but patted his forehead.
"Little Piggy, do you know how pigs die?"
Before Zhu Bajie could speak, Shawujin responded quickly: "Master, I know this, pigs are stupid."
Tang Sanzong nodded silently: "What a coincidence, the donkey thinks so too."
(End of this chapter)
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