Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 226: The door is open for express delivery
Chapter 226: The door is open for express delivery (please collect and recommend monthly tickets)
Since the end of the Conferred God Tribulation, the Human Emperor has been replaced by the Emperor, and has completely become the support of Heaven.
Anyone who has some qualifications among the human race is basically taken by people from both Heavenly Court and Buddhism.
It can be said that in today's human race, if you want to practice, you must rely on one of heaven and Buddhism.
Especially now that Tang Sanbian, as a Buddhist disciple, said that he wanted the human race to prosper, Emperor Xuanyuan always felt that something was not right.
"Just rely on this!"
Tang San wiped his bald head, and with a smile, he took out the customs clearance document that Li Shimin had written when he left Chang'an.
Emperor Xuanyuan took it and looked at it, and was speechless.
"I am the emperor's younger brother. This time I embark on the journey of seeking scriptures with the purpose of rebelling against heaven and destroying Buddha!"
"I dress like this now just to hide myself from others."
Tang San's burial vows were steadfast, and with the customs clearance document from Tang Emperor Li Shimin as evidence, Emperor Xuanyuan believed it somewhat.
"If you can really lead the Tang Dynasty to unify the human race, I can help you on behalf of the Fire Cloud Palace."
Emperor Xuanyuan hesitated for a moment and then nodded in agreement.
Although the Three Saints of the Fire Cloud Palace appear to be sages of the human race, in fact they are restricted by the laws of heaven and their influence on the human race is very limited.
But if the Tang Dynasty can unify the human race, then the golden dragons of human luck will gather together, and the human race will have the ability to compete with the heaven!
In this way, Heaven's suppression of Huoyun Palace will be greatly reduced, and the three saints of Huoyun Palace will have the opportunity to step out and completely stand for the human race.
Emperor Xuanyuan said: "But until the Tang Dynasty fails to unify the human race, I, the Fire Cloud Palace, cannot help you."
"I understand this. I just hope that when the time comes, Emperor Xuanyuan will not forget today's promise!"
Emperor Xuanyuan snorted coldly: "A gentleman's words are hard to follow!"
"Since you have the intention of reviving the human race, as a sage of the human race, how can I not help you?"
As he spoke, the figure of the Bhikkhu King's Luck Golden Dragon became more and more illusory, and the power of Emperor Xuanyuan's blessing on it also began to weaken.
"The Golden Dragon of Luck in the Bhikkhu Kingdom is weak and cannot support my stay for a long time. After you have unified the human race in the Tang Dynasty, you can come to the Fire Cloud Palace to find me!"
After Emperor Xuanyuan finished speaking, he turned into a phantom and disappeared.
[Ding, it was detected that the host influenced Emperor Xuanyuan, changed the script of Journey to the West, and rewarded the host with massive cultivation! 】
[The host’s cultivation has been upgraded to the fifth level of Taiyi Golden Immortal! 】
"Master, I was just watching you and Emperor Xuanyuan discussing important matters, and I didn't pay attention to let the abbot escape. Brother Monkey has already gone after him..."
Not waiting for Tang San's joyful cultivation to increase, Zhu Bajie came over with some embarrassment.
Tang San was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered the introduction of this difficulty in the original work of Journey to the West.
The Taoist transformed by the deer demon originally lived in Qinghua Cave in Liulinpo, seventy miles south of the city.
Moreover, the Qinghua Cave has a concealment formation so that ordinary people cannot find any trace of it.
"The principal of the state is a sika deer. We haven't eaten such a powerful monster for a long time since we ate the deer monster from Chechi Kingdom last time."
"Little Piggy, get your pots and pans ready. Let's set off now without further ado!"
As soon as he heard that there was food, Zhu Bajie's eyes suddenly lit up.
Several people got into the Hummer and headed south of the city. After a while, they saw Sun Xingzhe standing in the woods and wandering around.
"Master, the monster escaped here, but I don't know where it went."
Sun Xingzhe saw the Hummer appearing and hurriedly stepped forward and said.
"It's okay, come with me." Tang Sanzian smiled slightly.
Walking straight towards Liulin Slope, a big poplar tree appeared in front, which was where the formation was.
According to the original record of Journey to the West, this formation requires turning left three times around the poplar tree, turning right three times, and then calling the door three times in succession to enter the Tsinghua Cave.
"The monster inside opens the door, and the poor monk Tang San is buried and comes to deliver a courier!"
Tang Sanzian had a smile on his face and stepped forward to knock on the poplar tree.
The deer demon in Qinghua Cave was startled.
How could this monk find this place so quickly?
He must be cheating me, I can’t agree, I can’t agree...
Outside the array.
Seeing that there was no movement for a long time, Tang San's face suddenly darkened: "Didn't you encourage King Bhikkhu to pry my heart out? The poor monk came to the door himself. Open the door quickly!" "Have you forgotten the purpose of your being here? "
"If the poor monk leaves now, can you explain to the people behind him?"
Tang Sanzong shouted several times, but the deer demon inside the poplar tree didn't respond at all.
"Master, if you don't let the old pig, I'll just blast him away."
Zhu Bajie picked up the laser cannon and carried it on his shoulder.
"No, this deer demon is a great tonic. Don't destroy my ingredients with that shot of yours!"
"You guys hurry up and set up the pot on the spot!"
Tang Sanzun turned his head and said something, and several disciples immediately got ready.
Tang Sanzian took a deep breath and looked at the poplar tree again.
Boil!
"If you don't open the door, I'll smash it down!"
It seems that he is not deceiving me. This monk really knows that I am here.
The deer demon in the Qinghua Cave shivered with fright, but still sneered and shouted loudly: "Monk, you'd better stop exerting your strength. This formation of mine is a large formation of explanation and teaching. It will cost a lot of money to open the formation." A few days."
"If you can open it, I will give the door to..."
Before the deer demon finished speaking, the poplar tree outside had a "boom" and was smashed into pieces along with the two doors inside the cave, revealing the Tsinghua Cave inside.
"Eat...eat..."
The deer demon shivered and his eyes became dull.
This is Nima's.
This monk directly destroyed the formation...
"Amitabha, what did you just say?" Tang Sanzian blinked.
What did I say?
The deer demon looked at the broken door on the ground, and his face turned blue.
"Do you want me to add some more salt to you?"
Deer Demon: ...
"Monk...monk, let me tell you, I...I am the mount of the longevity star Antarctic Cepheus!"
The deer demon swallowed and took a few steps back with a look of horror on his face.
His voice just fell.
A scent of fragrance floated out from behind Tang San's burial, and several disciples walked over with smiles.
Zhu Bajie: "Master, the pot is ready."
The killing mission is over: "Master, the water is boiling."
Sun Xingzhe: "Master, enough material has been released!"
Tang Sanzun glanced at it from a distance and saw that the pot was all red, except for chili peppers.
"Little monkey, you should be sensible. You know that the venison has a strong smell and add more chili pepper."
Sun Xingzhe scratched his head: "It's all the master's good teaching and the experience learned from Che Chiguo last time."
Tang San gave an expression of approval, then took out a boning knife and walked step by step to the deer demon.
"Today I will teach you personally as a teacher and show you what New Oriental's technology is and what top-notch knife skills are!"
bass!
The boning knife in Tang San Zhan's hand flashed a cold light.
The deer demon looked at the deboning knife in Tang San's hand, then looked at his nonchalant face, and immediately cast a spell to escape.
But in the next second, several big hands directly pressed him to the ground.
"Monk, I have contacted my master, the Antarctic Immortal. Do you dare to attack me without giving him face?"
The deer demon was really scared now. Now he was held down by several people and had no power to resist at all.
He finally saw that this monk even set up the pot and really wanted to kill himself!
"idiot!"
Tang Sanzong rolled his eyes, took the boning knife and began to explain how to cut, how to remove bones, how to cut meat more evenly...
(End of this chapter)
Since the end of the Conferred God Tribulation, the Human Emperor has been replaced by the Emperor, and has completely become the support of Heaven.
Anyone who has some qualifications among the human race is basically taken by people from both Heavenly Court and Buddhism.
It can be said that in today's human race, if you want to practice, you must rely on one of heaven and Buddhism.
Especially now that Tang Sanbian, as a Buddhist disciple, said that he wanted the human race to prosper, Emperor Xuanyuan always felt that something was not right.
"Just rely on this!"
Tang San wiped his bald head, and with a smile, he took out the customs clearance document that Li Shimin had written when he left Chang'an.
Emperor Xuanyuan took it and looked at it, and was speechless.
"I am the emperor's younger brother. This time I embark on the journey of seeking scriptures with the purpose of rebelling against heaven and destroying Buddha!"
"I dress like this now just to hide myself from others."
Tang San's burial vows were steadfast, and with the customs clearance document from Tang Emperor Li Shimin as evidence, Emperor Xuanyuan believed it somewhat.
"If you can really lead the Tang Dynasty to unify the human race, I can help you on behalf of the Fire Cloud Palace."
Emperor Xuanyuan hesitated for a moment and then nodded in agreement.
Although the Three Saints of the Fire Cloud Palace appear to be sages of the human race, in fact they are restricted by the laws of heaven and their influence on the human race is very limited.
But if the Tang Dynasty can unify the human race, then the golden dragons of human luck will gather together, and the human race will have the ability to compete with the heaven!
In this way, Heaven's suppression of Huoyun Palace will be greatly reduced, and the three saints of Huoyun Palace will have the opportunity to step out and completely stand for the human race.
Emperor Xuanyuan said: "But until the Tang Dynasty fails to unify the human race, I, the Fire Cloud Palace, cannot help you."
"I understand this. I just hope that when the time comes, Emperor Xuanyuan will not forget today's promise!"
Emperor Xuanyuan snorted coldly: "A gentleman's words are hard to follow!"
"Since you have the intention of reviving the human race, as a sage of the human race, how can I not help you?"
As he spoke, the figure of the Bhikkhu King's Luck Golden Dragon became more and more illusory, and the power of Emperor Xuanyuan's blessing on it also began to weaken.
"The Golden Dragon of Luck in the Bhikkhu Kingdom is weak and cannot support my stay for a long time. After you have unified the human race in the Tang Dynasty, you can come to the Fire Cloud Palace to find me!"
After Emperor Xuanyuan finished speaking, he turned into a phantom and disappeared.
[Ding, it was detected that the host influenced Emperor Xuanyuan, changed the script of Journey to the West, and rewarded the host with massive cultivation! 】
[The host’s cultivation has been upgraded to the fifth level of Taiyi Golden Immortal! 】
"Master, I was just watching you and Emperor Xuanyuan discussing important matters, and I didn't pay attention to let the abbot escape. Brother Monkey has already gone after him..."
Not waiting for Tang San's joyful cultivation to increase, Zhu Bajie came over with some embarrassment.
Tang San was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered the introduction of this difficulty in the original work of Journey to the West.
The Taoist transformed by the deer demon originally lived in Qinghua Cave in Liulinpo, seventy miles south of the city.
Moreover, the Qinghua Cave has a concealment formation so that ordinary people cannot find any trace of it.
"The principal of the state is a sika deer. We haven't eaten such a powerful monster for a long time since we ate the deer monster from Chechi Kingdom last time."
"Little Piggy, get your pots and pans ready. Let's set off now without further ado!"
As soon as he heard that there was food, Zhu Bajie's eyes suddenly lit up.
Several people got into the Hummer and headed south of the city. After a while, they saw Sun Xingzhe standing in the woods and wandering around.
"Master, the monster escaped here, but I don't know where it went."
Sun Xingzhe saw the Hummer appearing and hurriedly stepped forward and said.
"It's okay, come with me." Tang Sanzian smiled slightly.
Walking straight towards Liulin Slope, a big poplar tree appeared in front, which was where the formation was.
According to the original record of Journey to the West, this formation requires turning left three times around the poplar tree, turning right three times, and then calling the door three times in succession to enter the Tsinghua Cave.
"The monster inside opens the door, and the poor monk Tang San is buried and comes to deliver a courier!"
Tang Sanzian had a smile on his face and stepped forward to knock on the poplar tree.
The deer demon in Qinghua Cave was startled.
How could this monk find this place so quickly?
He must be cheating me, I can’t agree, I can’t agree...
Outside the array.
Seeing that there was no movement for a long time, Tang San's face suddenly darkened: "Didn't you encourage King Bhikkhu to pry my heart out? The poor monk came to the door himself. Open the door quickly!" "Have you forgotten the purpose of your being here? "
"If the poor monk leaves now, can you explain to the people behind him?"
Tang Sanzong shouted several times, but the deer demon inside the poplar tree didn't respond at all.
"Master, if you don't let the old pig, I'll just blast him away."
Zhu Bajie picked up the laser cannon and carried it on his shoulder.
"No, this deer demon is a great tonic. Don't destroy my ingredients with that shot of yours!"
"You guys hurry up and set up the pot on the spot!"
Tang Sanzun turned his head and said something, and several disciples immediately got ready.
Tang Sanzian took a deep breath and looked at the poplar tree again.
Boil!
"If you don't open the door, I'll smash it down!"
It seems that he is not deceiving me. This monk really knows that I am here.
The deer demon in the Qinghua Cave shivered with fright, but still sneered and shouted loudly: "Monk, you'd better stop exerting your strength. This formation of mine is a large formation of explanation and teaching. It will cost a lot of money to open the formation." A few days."
"If you can open it, I will give the door to..."
Before the deer demon finished speaking, the poplar tree outside had a "boom" and was smashed into pieces along with the two doors inside the cave, revealing the Tsinghua Cave inside.
"Eat...eat..."
The deer demon shivered and his eyes became dull.
This is Nima's.
This monk directly destroyed the formation...
"Amitabha, what did you just say?" Tang Sanzian blinked.
What did I say?
The deer demon looked at the broken door on the ground, and his face turned blue.
"Do you want me to add some more salt to you?"
Deer Demon: ...
"Monk...monk, let me tell you, I...I am the mount of the longevity star Antarctic Cepheus!"
The deer demon swallowed and took a few steps back with a look of horror on his face.
His voice just fell.
A scent of fragrance floated out from behind Tang San's burial, and several disciples walked over with smiles.
Zhu Bajie: "Master, the pot is ready."
The killing mission is over: "Master, the water is boiling."
Sun Xingzhe: "Master, enough material has been released!"
Tang Sanzun glanced at it from a distance and saw that the pot was all red, except for chili peppers.
"Little monkey, you should be sensible. You know that the venison has a strong smell and add more chili pepper."
Sun Xingzhe scratched his head: "It's all the master's good teaching and the experience learned from Che Chiguo last time."
Tang San gave an expression of approval, then took out a boning knife and walked step by step to the deer demon.
"Today I will teach you personally as a teacher and show you what New Oriental's technology is and what top-notch knife skills are!"
bass!
The boning knife in Tang San Zhan's hand flashed a cold light.
The deer demon looked at the deboning knife in Tang San's hand, then looked at his nonchalant face, and immediately cast a spell to escape.
But in the next second, several big hands directly pressed him to the ground.
"Monk, I have contacted my master, the Antarctic Immortal. Do you dare to attack me without giving him face?"
The deer demon was really scared now. Now he was held down by several people and had no power to resist at all.
He finally saw that this monk even set up the pot and really wanted to kill himself!
"idiot!"
Tang Sanzong rolled his eyes, took the boning knife and began to explain how to cut, how to remove bones, how to cut meat more evenly...
(End of this chapter)
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