Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 228 The Antarctic Immortal Goes to Heaven (Please collect and recommend monthly tickets)
"Tang San Burial! You..."

The Antarctic Immortal was trembling with anger, and his emotions were on the verge of exploding.

"Oh, I'm really sorry, Mr. Immortal. When I heard you say that I had longevity peaches to eat, the poor monk became so excited that his hands stopped obeying him. The knife fell without holding it firmly. It's really..."

Tang San was full of apologies and looked extremely sincere.

"Okay, okay! That's what you said, right?"

The face of the Antarctic Immortal immediately turned into the color of pig liver, fire was about to burst out of his eyes, and his beard stood up in anger.

Tang Sanzong actually killed his own mount in front of him!
And this was despite his repeated pleas for mercy!
If this spreads out, wouldn't it mean that people will laugh out loud?

"Forget it, why should immortals get angry and hurt themselves over an animal? Aren't you Taoists who value tranquility and inaction?"

Tang Sanzian said deliberately: "You should calm down, you are here, just have a hot pot before leaving. At least you are the master of this beast. You must have never tasted his taste!"

While he was talking, Tang San was already cutting the deer demon into pieces with his sword several times.

"good very good!"

The Antarctic Immortal suppressed the anger in his heart and said with cold eyes: "Your Excellency is so courageous, I will remember it!"

Tang San buried his head and said without raising his head: "Immortal, listen to my advice. If you make a mistake, you must admit it. If you are beaten, you must stand upright!"

"You are also a big boss. Look at the king of the Bhikkhu Kingdom who did something wrong. Emperor Xuanyuan came out and expelled them directly."

"Since you can't do anything to your own mount, the poor monk can only help you."

"You don't need to be too grateful to me. After all, you're here to hang out. If you don't look down, you won't see me when you look up..."

Before Tang San could finish his words, Antarctic Immortal Angrily stepped on the ground with his soles of his feet, and an auspicious cloud shot out and flew into the sky.

The Antarctic Immortal felt that if he didn't leave, he would definitely take action.

But Tang San was buried in Buddhism and was destined to learn Buddhist scriptures. He shouldered the fate of the great prosperity of the West. To be honest, he couldn't afford to offend him.

"Ah, why is the immortal in such a hurry to leave?"

"There's no fire in your house. Isn't it too late to leave after eating hot pot?"

Tang Sanzian held the boning knife in his hand, looked at the Antarctic Immortal who had risen into the air, and asked deliberately: "Why don't I pack this deer head for you and take it back, and make a barbecue for yourself?"

"If you don't want the big head, I can bear the pain and give you the small head!"

When the Antarctic Immortal, who had already ascended into the air, heard this, his face became violently twisted with anger, and he wished he could go down and kill Tang Sanbian immediately.

He immediately cast an acceleration spell and left without looking back.

Several disciples on the side couldn't help laughing when they saw the Antarctic Immortal being run away by their master.

"Master, this is a great move!"

"Master is tough!"

Several disciples looked at each other and ran to Tang San's funeral, saying in unison: "Master is tall and hard!"

Tang Sanzian nodded with a smile on his face: "Ji Cao Wu Liu."

"Hurry up and put this meat in the pot first. You have to eat fresh meat."

"And these two kidneys must be preserved, they will be of great use to the teacher!"

Zhu Bajie looked at these two waists and looked at Tang Sanzong with a troubled expression.

"Master, can you give me one of these two waists?"

Tang Sanzong glanced sideways at Zhu Bajie, and then his eyes fell on Xingxian next to Zhubajie. Xingxian's face suddenly turned red.

"Little Piggy, I remember, didn't you learn how to fight fiercely? Could it be that your body is also..."

Zhu Bajie said in a low voice with some embarrassment: "Master, you know me. Xingxian is a spirit made from grass and trees, and its toughness is stronger than that of ordinary banshees..."

"Okay, I'm not interested in hearing your story, so I'll give you one!"

"Thank you Master!"

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, he took a kidney and put it into the hot pot soup with a smile.

……

at the same time.The angry Nanji Immortal drove the auspicious clouds directly to the Nantian Gate and stopped in front of the gate.

He raised his head and glanced at the soldier guarding the gate, his brows suddenly furrowed.

Where are the four heavenly kings guarding Nantianmen?

"Xianweng, why are you here?"

The Giant Spirit God was the first to recognize the Antarctic Immortal and hurriedly ran over to greet him in a groveling manner.

"Where are the Four Heavenly Kings going? Why aren't they here guarding the gate?"

"Forehead……"

The Giant Spirit God scratched his head in embarrassment, and then said: "Immortals usually don't care about the affairs of the Three Realms. Maybe they don't know that the peaches in the Queen Mother's peach garden were stolen a few days ago, and the four heavenly kings also ran away..."

"So now I am the only one in charge of Nantianmen."

The giant spirit god said with a flattering expression.

With his ability, serving as a deputy general at Nantianmen would not be a problem. If he were to take charge of Nantianmen, I am afraid that someone would not attack him every day, and by then the majesty of Heaven would be almost gone.

Fortunately, there is peace in the Three Realms now, and no one dares to take action against Heaven for the time being.

Hearing that someone actually stole the Queen Mother's peach tree and was implicated in the disappearance of the Four Heavenly Kings, the Antarctic Immortal suddenly felt that losing his head and mount was not a big deal.

Seeing someone who was worse off than himself made him feel much better.

With this thought in his mind, the Antarctic Immortal arrived at the door of Lingxiao Palace.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Li Jing and Nezha, the two kings of Tota, having a heated discussion with the Jade Emperor.

"Nezha pays homage to Master!"

When Nezha saw the Antarctic Immortal, he hurriedly saluted him.

The Antarctic Immortal nodded, and then sat down on his exclusive seat in the heaven.

The Jade Emperor asked curiously: "The Antarctic Immortal doesn't come to the Three Treasures Palace for anything. What's the important thing for you to come to my Lingxiao Palace today?"

The Jade Emperor's tone was neither cold nor indifferent, not as cordial as when he spoke to Li Jing Nezha just now.

No wonder the Jade Emperor looks like this.

As the first disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun, Antarctic Immortal has been cultivating at Penglai Immortal Island since he became a birthday boy.

Although he has a name in Heaven, he has never done any affairs in Heaven. Even Taishang Laojun knows how to help Heaven to refine some elixirs to add some knowledge.

But what about the Antarctic Immortal?

Since he is the disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun, apart from practicing the Great Way of Immortality all day long, any other affairs in heaven are as if they are ignored.

Even the Jade Emperor's words were ignored by him!

Those who only enjoy power without taking on obligations and responsibilities will not be liked anywhere.

The Antarctic Immortal naturally knew what the Jade Emperor was thinking, but he didn't care.

As long as Yuanshi Tianzun is still there, as long as he still has the title of Senior Brother of Chanjiao, the Jade Emperor will have to hold back even if he is dissatisfied.

"There is indeed something important!"

The Antarctic Immortal said directly: "It concerns the burial of Tang San, the Buddhist scripture seeker. I wonder where the next trouble will be on the Heavenly Court's side?"

The Jade Emperor's face changed slightly, and he asked in a dissatisfied tone: "What does the immortal mean by this?"

"My Heavenly Court has already given one of the troubles to the Immortal for free, and the rest have been arranged separately."

When it comes to the 81st disaster of Journey to the West, the Jade Emperor also didn’t give the Antarctic Immortal a good look.

Originally, these 81 difficulties were settled through consultation between Heaven and Buddhism.

At that time, Buddhism will collect merits from disasters set by Buddhism, and heaven will collect merits from disasters set by heaven.

But who would have thought that the Antarctic Immortal would shamelessly overcome the difficulty faced by the Bhikkhu Kingdom, causing the Heavenly Court to gain no merit at all from this difficulty!

That's all. Now you are still thinking about asking Heaven to intervene in the disaster of Journey to the West. Isn't it a bit too much?

(End of this chapter)