Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 230 I, Tang San, was buried in a yellow robe?

The Antarctic Immortal took a satisfied look at his masterpiece.

If the Jade Emperor's plan of chickens eating mountains of rice, dogs licking mountains of noodles, and burning iron locks is still possible, then his plan of sows climbing trees to eat longevity peaches is absolutely impossible!
At least a few others are still working hard to achieve their goals.

He made it clear that he didn't give him a chance.

If you want to solve the problem, you can only ask him, the Antarctic Immortal, to take the initiative to remove the formation.

The Jade Emperor shook his head speechlessly.

"Since the Immortal intends to embarrass the seeker with this difficulty, I will leave this matter to you..."

"I only have one opinion. The merits of this disaster must belong to heaven, and don't involve me in it."

Originally, the disaster in Fengxian County was a small matter, and the Jade Emperor only added him to the disaster of Journey to the West on a temporary basis to make up for it.

Now it seems that this difficulty makes me feel a little bit weak.

Since the Antarctic Immortal wants to use this difficult lesson to teach others, the Jade Emperor can also take out himself.

Anyway, the merit falls on the Heavenly Court, so let the Antarctic Immortal carry the image of a small-bellied chicken intestine on his back.

"Thank you so much, Jade Emperor. In this difficult time, I will definitely show off our heavenly style and teach the Buddhist monk a lesson!"

The Antarctic Immortal laughed, then turned and left.

After Li Jing, Nezha and the Jade Emperor reconfirmed the details of the bottomless pit in the Kongshan Mountain, they also walked out of the Lingxiao Palace.

"Nezha, during this time, please pay more attention to the bottomless pit in Zengkong Mountain."

"Based on the lessons learned from the Bhikkhu Kingdom, if that white rat spirit does something outrageous in the lower realm, it will not end well for you and me, father and son, in the end."

The incident with the Antarctic Immortal made Li Jing always feel a little uneasy.

Coupled with his previous conversation with Marshal Tianpeng in the Daughter Kingdom, he was even more convinced that the Buddhist monk at this time was definitely not easy to fool.

"Don't worry, I have an old relationship with Sun Xingzhe, the disciple of the National People's Congress who has learned the scriptures. When the time comes, I will personally go down to the lower realm to ensure that this problem is safe!"

Nezha nodded nonchalantly, even feeling that his father was getting more and more timid.

If he hadn't been holding the pagoda in his hand, Nezha would have even wanted to go up and practice with him.

Let him know what courage is!
……

at the same time.

The country of monks in the lower realm.

Tang San's master and disciples finished eating the venison hot pot and lay comfortably on the ground.

Zhu Bajie's face looked red because he ate the deer waist.

"Master, we've finished our meal, it's time to find a place to sleep."

Zhu Bajie blinked at Tang Sanzian.

Before Tang Sanzhan could speak, Shawujin said with a puzzled look on his face: "Second senior brother, if you feel sleepy, just go and sleep in the Humvee."

"Didn't we spend most of the time sleeping in the Humvee on our way here?"

What Sha Wujin said was true.

Except for the difficult node 81, where they would stop and find a place to sleep, they basically spent the rest of the time in the Hummer.

Fortunately, there is plenty of space inside the carriage, so sleeping a few more people won’t be a problem.

Zhu Bajie's eyes widened: "Xiaosha, I have no problem sleeping in the Hummer. I'm not afraid that you will have problems."

"What problem can I have?" Sha Wujin said with a cute expression on his face.

Tang Sanzan: ...

"Okay, let's finally get to the human kingdom and stay at the Bhikkhu Kingdom Palace tonight!"

Tang Sanzong made the final decision and decided directly.

He could tell that Xiaozhuzhu was a little overdone by that deer waist. If he didn't let it out tonight, he was really afraid that it would be broken.In addition, the royal family of the Bhikkhu Kingdom has been turned into mice by Emperor Xuanyuan, and the country is bound to be in turmoil.

He promised Emperor Xuanyuan that the Tang Dynasty would unify the human race, so let's start from the Bhikkhu Kingdom!

A few people got into the Humvee and returned to the Bhikkhu Kingdom without much effort.

The people on the street returned to their homes under the suppression of the soldiers.

Tang San was sitting in the Hummer, watching the parents of every household on the street, taking down the goose cages hanging at the door of their houses and letting out the children inside.

It's just that every parent has a trace of dissatisfaction on their face, and they are still mumbling curses.

"Master, the people of this bhikkhu country don't know what is good or evil. It was obviously you who saved their children with great mercy, but now they still think you are a bad person!"

Sun Xingzhe had sharp ears and eyes, so he could naturally hear what these parents were mumbling from a distance.

Tang Sanzong didn't pay much attention to this.

In his opinion, these common people are not qualified to be parents at all!
Blaming their own educational incompetence on their children is a pitiable thing in itself.

Parents are their children's first teachers!

From the moment a child is born, parents are their role models.

As the saying goes, a dragon gives birth to a dragon and a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix. This is why the son of a mouse can dig holes.

Parents’ words and deeds determine the first lesson of a child’s life!
Now is the time for these children to learn. Are all their external performances the epitome of their parents?
They dare not admit their failures, blame others for their children's faults, and even try to gain their own satisfaction by numbing their children.

For this kind of person, Tang Sanzong was not prepared to explain anything.

Because he knows that saying it is equivalent to saying it in vain.

"Little monkey, as the saying goes, good words can never persuade a damned ghost. Just be a good person and do things with a clear conscience."

“It’s a good thing to be recognized by others, but don’t be discouraged if you don’t get others’ approval. After all, it’s hard to get others’ approval for most things in this world.”

Tang Sanbian's words echoed in Sun Xingzhe's mind, as if opening a door for him.

A glimmer of clarity flashed in Sun Xingzhe's eyes, and he immediately asked: "Master, if there are people in the world who slander me, bully me, humiliate me, laugh at me, underestimate me, despise me, hate me, or lie to me, how should I deal with it? "

Tang Sanzong glanced at Sun Xingzhe in surprise. He didn't expect that this smart stone monkey had such a high level of understanding!
If he hadn't read some books before traveling through time, he wouldn't have known how to answer this.

Tang Sanbian clasped his hands together: "Just tolerate him, let him, let him, avoid him, be patient with him, respect him, ignore him, stay for a few more years, and you can see what he is." ①
At this moment, Sun Xingzhe looked at the people yelling at the Humvee along the way, and suddenly he understood the meaning of his master's words.

With his ability, even killing these mortals would only take an instant.

But it’s even harder to change their minds!
But as time goes by, these people in the Bhikkhu Kingdom will slowly discover the shortcomings of the so-called goose cage education, and they will naturally change their minds.

At this time, the Humvee slowly stopped in front of the Bhikkhu Palace.

Rows of soldiers ran out of the palace quickly with swords in hand.

The leader was the guard Tang San had seen before when he was buried on the street.

Tang San and others had just gotten off the Humvee.

The guard waved his hands, and saw two soldiers behind Tang San's burial holding a yellow robe in their hands, which they put on Tang San's burial without any explanation.

The guards and all the surrounding soldiers fell to their knees with a plop.

"Thank you to the holy monk for getting rid of the foolish king in my country of monks. Now the country of monks cannot be without a king for a day. I sincerely ask the holy monk to come to the throne!"

"I beg the holy monk to come up!"

Tang San was stunned for a few seconds, then he lowered his head and looked at the dragon robe that he had put on outside his brocade cassock. He was stunned for a moment.

broken!

I, Tang San, was buried in a yellow robe?

PS: ① From the dialogue between Han Shan and Shi Dewen in "Quotations of Ancient Masters". The two are also known as the "Two Immortals of Harmony"

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