Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 24 Master, I know a path, please this way! (Please collect and recommend monthly tickets!!)
"Master, no matter how you say it, my old grandson is the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago!"

"Isn't it a bit..."

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows, with a hint of displeasure on his face.

"Then you mean to play monkeys along the way for the teacher to make money?"

Sun Xingzhe clearly felt the cold aura on Tang San's body and shrank his neck with guilt.

If other people know that he is the majestic Monkey King being tricked by people on the street, how can he still hang around on the road in the future?

Thinking of this, Sun Xingzhe tried his best to smile: "Master, that's not what I meant..."

"You have to know that I am also a demon king who has fought against Heavenly Court, and I am well-known in the entire demon world..."

After a pause for a few seconds, Sun Xingzhe said with some embarrassment: "I mean, I have to pay more!!"

!!!

Tang Sanbian laughed, and after thinking about it, he felt that what the little monkey said made sense.

My Journey to the West team, in this world, is a proper professional exorcist, it is not too much to charge more money, right?

After all, on the road to the west, as long as he doesn't make a move, none of the gods and Buddhas in the sky will care about the life and death of ordinary people.

"Little monkey, you have a good idea!"

Tang Sanzong patted Sun Xingzhe on the shoulder with satisfaction. This little monkey was becoming more and more sensible now.

It can be seen from this that in the original Journey to the West, Tang Seng is completely incapable of employing people!

Look at me, Tang Sanzan, when I call it, it's obviously much easier!

"But the most important thing right now is that it's getting late. You go to the front of Zhuangzi to have a look and grab a place to stay overnight. Remember to speak politely and don't scare others."

Sun Xingzhe nodded: "I know master, my master is polite!"

"Remember to find a cleaner and richer place, let them prepare wine and meat!"

Sun Xingzhe identified the general direction, accelerated and drove the Hummer Aaron to continue westward.

Far away from the mountain road, Hummer Aaron's driving speed on the flat ground seems to be about to take off!
5 minute later.

"Master is here!"

"Qi Chi!"

The Hummer braked suddenly and stopped at the entrance of Fulin Inn.

Sun Xingzhe got out of the car first, and after confirming that there was no danger, he straightened his suit, then opened the rear door, skillfully covered the roof with one hand, and asked Tang Sanbu to get out of the car.

"Why is the door and windows of this inn closed at night, and no guests are accepted?"

Tang Sanyan stood in front of the inn door with some doubts.

Under normal circumstances, places like inns are at their peak business hours at night.

There will be no closed doors.

There must be a demon in the abnormal situation!
"Little monkey, go knock on the door and ask about the situation!"

Sun Xingzhe adjusted his clothes, stood in front of the inn door and knocked lightly a few times.

A young servant opened a crack in the door, only stuck out his head and looked out cautiously. After seeing Sun Xingzhe, his expression was startled: "A monster from other places?!"

Tang Sanzan said in a deep voice: "This is my apprentice, not a monster, we are all disciples of Buddhism!"

The boy breathed a sigh of relief, but he was a little puzzled.

Sun Xingzhe said angrily: "Don't be moaning, open the door quickly, my master will stay here tonight!"

"Bring all the good wine and food from your store!"

Sun Xingzhe was most annoyed by people calling him a monster, especially when he saw this little boy grumbling.

The boy looked at the fierce expressions of these two people and became even more confused.

Is this really a monk?

Dressing up and talking and doing things are not the same...

The young man summoned up his courage and said, "Two guests, I'm sorry that the inn doesn't accept foreigners for the time being!"

???

The expression on Sun Xingzhe's face froze instantly.

After reacting, his face became angry, and he grinned his teeth and said: "The inn does not accept outsiders when it is open, isn't this a proper regional discrimination?!"

The boy was so frightened that he immediately closed the door tightly, and the voice came from inside the inn.

"This is the rule set by our owner. If anyone dares to receive outsiders, the senior officials will find out that they can't afford it!"

Gao Yuanwai?
Tang Sanzan's expression froze, did he arrive at Gaolaozhuang?
Then this is the territory of the little pigs!
Without saying a word, Sun Xingzhe took out his AK47 and pointed it at the door of the inn, and asked Tang Sanzian: "Master, should I do it directly or go through the process?"

Tang Sanbian waved his hand, "Little monkey, remember, Jianghu is not about fighting and killing. We will go directly to Gao Yuanwai's home and lead you to make your first business as a teacher!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a young man tiptoeing out of the chimney on the roof of the inn.

Then jump off the roof!

Tang Sanzun narrowed his eyes, and said to Sun Xingzhe: "Little monkey, look at this man's sneakiness, I can tell at a glance that he is not a good person!"

Sun Xingzhe nodded in agreement.

"Master has good eyesight!"

"I happen to be hungry, go and buy some of his pig head meat!"

Sun Xingzhe blinked curiously and asked, "Master, what if he doesn't sell it?"

"Not for sale?"

Tang Sanbian asked back: "If he doesn't sell it, then just rob it. If you don't pay for it, it doesn't count as a sale!"

Seeing Tang Sanbian speaking seriously, Sun Xingzhe secretly admired him in his heart.

Even things like robbery, when spoken by the master, have a hint of refinement.

Sun Xingzhe happened to feel hungry at this moment, so he tied up the young man with the AK47 in less than 30 seconds.

As soon as Sun Xingzhe let go, the young man fell to the ground like a puddle of mud.

"Ahhhhh!!"

"Don't come here!!"

The young man's face turned pale with fright, and he crawled towards Sun Xingzhe with both arms and legs.

Seeing that Tang Sanzan was fair and clean, and he was a monk, the young man grabbed Tang Sanzan's trousers desperately.

I almost cried: "Master! Master! I just stole some pig head meat and ate it. The crime will not lead to death!"

God knows what he went through just now!
He was carried by a monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth and flew more than ten meters. At that moment, he seemed to see Tai Nai, whom he had not seen for many years!
Tang Sanbuan squatted down, stretched out his palm and patted his face lightly: "If you dare to steal meat today, you will dare to kill tomorrow!"

Tang Sanzan's expression changed suddenly, he kicked the young man far away, and said viciously: "Take out all the things you stole!"

Seeing Tang Sanzan's ferocious appearance, the young man completely panicked: "Master, apart from this catty of pig's head meat, I really have nothing on me, just two or two coils, a house card, and..."

"And what!" Tang Sanzan's eyes froze.

The young man shrank: "And a bellyband that my Miss Gao family used three years ago!"

???

Three black lines suddenly appeared on Tang Sanzan's forehead.

What is this all about?

But since you have said so much, the poor monk has no choice but to do justice for heaven.

"Then hand it all over!"

The young man was so frightened that he didn't dare to raise his head. He put the pig's head meat wrapped in lotus leaves on the ground with his trembling hands, took out two taels of silver and the house sign and gave them to Tang San for burial.

As for Miss Gao's bellyband...

amount……

Tang Sanzan lowered his head and began to meditate.

Are they all fucking bald? !

Tang Sanzan rubbed his belly in his hands... Bah!House card, asked: "Are you from the Gao family?"

"Yes, I am a servant of the Gao family, but you must not try to rob our Gao family! Our Gao family has nothing to rob, just a wealth of wealth and countless fertile fields!"

Tang Sanzan was stunned for a moment, and asked back: "Why did you say that, if I go to snatch it, I feel a little sorry for you?"

"Ah? At this moment, everyone in my Gao family has gone out to find the exorcist. Only the master and wife are at home in the mansion. If the master knows how to snatch it now, isn't it right?"

Tang Sanzan looked the boy up and down, kicked him up: "I think you did it on purpose, right? I'm afraid I won't go and snatch your master away?"

The young man sighed, with a bitter expression on his face: "Oh, this is a long story..."

"Then get in the car and lead the way, and talk while walking!"

The young man's eyes lit up, and he bowed his head and said, "Master, I know a shortcut, please come this way, Master!"

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(End of this chapter)