Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 276: The Plum Blossom Plan of Tang San Burial
Chapter 276: The Plum Blossom Plan of Tang San Burial
"Master, these are the cigarettes made by the Ye family!"
After Ju Lingshen left, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin found cigarettes that had not been sold yet from Ye Mansion.
Tang Sanzong picked one up and put it under his nose and smelled it.
It is indeed the familiar tobacco smell.
It looks very much like the simple cigarettes rolled in newspapers by some elderly people in the northwest rural areas in previous lives.
"Master, this thing looks a bit like the Huazi you gave us before."
Sun Xingzhe took out the Hua Zi that Tang San had buried for his three disciples, and took one out for comparison.
It's just that the Huazi given by Master is much better in terms of quality and appearance.
"Little monkey, you read that right, this thing is a simplified version of Hua Zi!"
Tang Sanzian nodded affirmatively.
Sun Xingzhe's face was full of confusion: "Is it possible that this thing also has the function of shielding and controlling the magic weapon?"
If this is the case, it is not difficult to understand why it can make people addicted.
Tang Sanzong waved his hand and said, "Don't think too much, this thing is just a little stimulating."
"I won't be able to tell you clearly for a while, but all you need to know is that this thing can be sold for money."
Mentioning this, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin's eyes lit up.
"Master, just now the Giant Spirit God said that the tobacco leaves for this cigarette are produced in Yinwu Mountain. Should we go and grab it now?"
After finishing his killing mission, he held the Gatling in his hand, somewhat eager to try.
Even the monsters that the giant spirit gods could easily control made Sha Wujin feel that he had regained his confidence.
Tang Sanzian shook his head: "There's no need to exhaust the lake to catch fish!"
"This monster from Hidden Mist Mountain is of great use as a teacher. We are all going to Lingshan Mountain. When the time comes, we will recruit him to join our Tang Sect and be responsible for the production and sales of cigarettes."
Although Tang Sanzong had no expectations for the leopard's strength, he at least had a business acumen.
Talents like this must be absorbed into the Tang religion!
After making up his mind, Tang Sanzong did not continue to delay in Ye Mansion, and immediately got into the Hummer and continued westward.
But the further west you go, the foggier the road gets.
Not long after, the Hummer came to a three-way intersection and stopped.
"Master, this mist seems to have the effect of blocking spiritual consciousness. Which way do you think we should go?"
Aaron's car lights could only illuminate a limited range in the heavy fog.
Sun Xingzhe stuck his head out of the car window and looked forward with his fiery eyes, but it was still foggy.
"If my teacher's prediction is correct, after passing this fork in the road, we will officially enter the realm of the monsters in Hidden Mist Mountain."
Although Tang San had never been here before.
However, there is a brief introduction to this difficult monster in the original Journey to the West.
There was a wolf pioneer who fled here from Shituoling and presented the split plum blossom trick to the leopard spirit, turning his subordinates into three leopard spirits to fight against Tang Seng's three apprentices respectively.
After luring the disciples away, the real leopard spirit kidnapped Tang Seng.
Looking at the entire journey to obtain the scriptures, only this difficult monster can be considered to have some tricks.
"Then master, which way should we go?"
"Children only make choices, of course adults choose to take them all!"
Tang Sanzian waved his hand and immediately activated the magical clone technique rewarded by the system.
In the surprised gazes of several disciples, two identical figures flashed beside Tang Sanzian.
"Fuck?"
"How come there are three masters?"
"There is a monster, Brother Monkey, use your fiery eyes to see it!"
The three disciples immediately screamed.
Sun Xingzhe took a closer look, only to find that his piercing eyes seemed to have lost their function.
In his eyes, all three masters are real!
Tang Sanbian couldn't bear it anymore and said helplessly: "Okay, let's stop acting before we meet the monster."
"Acting? Master, we didn't act?"
"Damn, your acting skills are so bad that I'm embarrassed..."
Tang Sanzian looked at his disciples and instantly thought of "cutting out two rooms and one living room" and "Douban refuses to rate." "You guys, please don't follow me as teachers yet. The monsters in Hidden Mist Mountain are timid. There are so many of you." If someone follows you as a teacher, you might be too scared to come out."
After all, there were not many disasters left, and Tang San was still counting on punching in more.
After Tang San was buried, he walked into a path in the mist.
The other two incarnations of magical powers also went on their way, walking towards the depths of the fog.
Tang Sanzong was walking on the leftmost path. After walking a few hundred meters, he just found a hidden place. Tang Sanzong unbuttoned his belt and was about to release the water.
Suddenly a voice called from behind: "The goods are coming, the goods are coming, cast the net quickly!"
Before Tang San Burying could react, a heavy net enveloped Tang San Burying and tied him tightly in it.
Tang Sanzian's face suddenly turned dark when he looked at the urine on his hands.
"Haha, if you catch a monk, it must be delicious when it's white and tender!"
"Hurry up and take him back, put him in a steamer, steam him and eat him!"
Three or four leopard spirits walked up to Tang San Zhan from behind with excited expressions on their faces.
"Boss, Your Majesty asked us to pay attention to the monks who are studying in the West recently. Do you think this is the one?"
A leopard boy said.
"What you said is very possible. Take him back quickly. If he is really the King of Nanshan, he will definitely reward us!"
"Even if he is not a Buddhist monk, this monk looks delicious and my mouth is watering."
Several little demons looked at Tang San Zhan with excitement.
Tang Sanzan: ...
"I know you are in a hurry, but don't be anxious yet. Even if you want to catch me, wait until I finish peeing!" Tang Sanzian said with a dark face and dissatisfaction.
"Hahaha, this monk still pees!"
"Take it back quickly, our king likes this flavor the most. Let's go home, go home!"
Several leopard spirits picked up Tang San and walked toward the deep forest with excitement on their faces. It didn't take long before they arrived at the Zheyue Chain Cave.
……
At this time, in the Zheyue Chain Cave, the leopard spirit was sitting on a stone chair. There was a pot of strong wine on the table, drinking alone.
But I heard the cry of a little demon coming from behind.
"Your Majesty, our brothers who went out brought back three monks."
The leopard spirit was stunned for a moment, then asked: "Which three?"
"They are three Buddhist monks!"
The leopard spirit stood up and asked again: "Which one is it?"
"I saw from the door that the brothers who had gone out brought back three Buddhist monks."
"Have the pilgrims been arrested as well?"
Tang San, who was being escorted to the cave at this moment, couldn't stand hearing it anymore and directly kicked the leopard spirit with all his strength.
"Everyone told you that three people are here, but you still keep asking which ones..."
A hint of impatience flashed across Tang Sanzian's face: "What the hell, I thought you had some business acumen, but you can't even do arithmetic?"
The Leopard Spirit froze for a moment, a flash of realization flashed across his face.
"You're right!"
Just as he was about to turn his head and give orders to his men, his figure suddenly stopped.
Suddenly he turned around with a look of shock on his face: "How did you, a monk, break free from your bonds?"
"It's just a small tortoise shell."
Tang Sanzian shook off the rope from his body and withdrew his magical power with a calm expression.
Of the three monks in the cave, only Tang San was left.
A look of surprise flashed across Leopard Spirit's face, and he circled Tang San's burial twice in admiration.
"As expected of a man destined to learn scriptures, he actually used this kind of magic. It's a pity that it still fell into the hands of my split plum blossom plan!"
"You guys are interested in this monk, I'll ask the lady to come out!"
I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day in advance. Please give me some rewards such as recommended tickets and monthly passes! ! !
  
 
(End of this chapter)
"Master, these are the cigarettes made by the Ye family!"
After Ju Lingshen left, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin found cigarettes that had not been sold yet from Ye Mansion.
Tang Sanzong picked one up and put it under his nose and smelled it.
It is indeed the familiar tobacco smell.
It looks very much like the simple cigarettes rolled in newspapers by some elderly people in the northwest rural areas in previous lives.
"Master, this thing looks a bit like the Huazi you gave us before."
Sun Xingzhe took out the Hua Zi that Tang San had buried for his three disciples, and took one out for comparison.
It's just that the Huazi given by Master is much better in terms of quality and appearance.
"Little monkey, you read that right, this thing is a simplified version of Hua Zi!"
Tang Sanzian nodded affirmatively.
Sun Xingzhe's face was full of confusion: "Is it possible that this thing also has the function of shielding and controlling the magic weapon?"
If this is the case, it is not difficult to understand why it can make people addicted.
Tang Sanzong waved his hand and said, "Don't think too much, this thing is just a little stimulating."
"I won't be able to tell you clearly for a while, but all you need to know is that this thing can be sold for money."
Mentioning this, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin's eyes lit up.
"Master, just now the Giant Spirit God said that the tobacco leaves for this cigarette are produced in Yinwu Mountain. Should we go and grab it now?"
After finishing his killing mission, he held the Gatling in his hand, somewhat eager to try.
Even the monsters that the giant spirit gods could easily control made Sha Wujin feel that he had regained his confidence.
Tang Sanzian shook his head: "There's no need to exhaust the lake to catch fish!"
"This monster from Hidden Mist Mountain is of great use as a teacher. We are all going to Lingshan Mountain. When the time comes, we will recruit him to join our Tang Sect and be responsible for the production and sales of cigarettes."
Although Tang Sanzong had no expectations for the leopard's strength, he at least had a business acumen.
Talents like this must be absorbed into the Tang religion!
After making up his mind, Tang Sanzong did not continue to delay in Ye Mansion, and immediately got into the Hummer and continued westward.
But the further west you go, the foggier the road gets.
Not long after, the Hummer came to a three-way intersection and stopped.
"Master, this mist seems to have the effect of blocking spiritual consciousness. Which way do you think we should go?"
Aaron's car lights could only illuminate a limited range in the heavy fog.
Sun Xingzhe stuck his head out of the car window and looked forward with his fiery eyes, but it was still foggy.
"If my teacher's prediction is correct, after passing this fork in the road, we will officially enter the realm of the monsters in Hidden Mist Mountain."
Although Tang San had never been here before.
However, there is a brief introduction to this difficult monster in the original Journey to the West.
There was a wolf pioneer who fled here from Shituoling and presented the split plum blossom trick to the leopard spirit, turning his subordinates into three leopard spirits to fight against Tang Seng's three apprentices respectively.
After luring the disciples away, the real leopard spirit kidnapped Tang Seng.
Looking at the entire journey to obtain the scriptures, only this difficult monster can be considered to have some tricks.
"Then master, which way should we go?"
"Children only make choices, of course adults choose to take them all!"
Tang Sanzian waved his hand and immediately activated the magical clone technique rewarded by the system.
In the surprised gazes of several disciples, two identical figures flashed beside Tang Sanzian.
"Fuck?"
"How come there are three masters?"
"There is a monster, Brother Monkey, use your fiery eyes to see it!"
The three disciples immediately screamed.
Sun Xingzhe took a closer look, only to find that his piercing eyes seemed to have lost their function.
In his eyes, all three masters are real!
Tang Sanbian couldn't bear it anymore and said helplessly: "Okay, let's stop acting before we meet the monster."
"Acting? Master, we didn't act?"
"Damn, your acting skills are so bad that I'm embarrassed..."
Tang Sanzian looked at his disciples and instantly thought of "cutting out two rooms and one living room" and "Douban refuses to rate." "You guys, please don't follow me as teachers yet. The monsters in Hidden Mist Mountain are timid. There are so many of you." If someone follows you as a teacher, you might be too scared to come out."
After all, there were not many disasters left, and Tang San was still counting on punching in more.
After Tang San was buried, he walked into a path in the mist.
The other two incarnations of magical powers also went on their way, walking towards the depths of the fog.
Tang Sanzong was walking on the leftmost path. After walking a few hundred meters, he just found a hidden place. Tang Sanzong unbuttoned his belt and was about to release the water.
Suddenly a voice called from behind: "The goods are coming, the goods are coming, cast the net quickly!"
Before Tang San Burying could react, a heavy net enveloped Tang San Burying and tied him tightly in it.
Tang Sanzian's face suddenly turned dark when he looked at the urine on his hands.
"Haha, if you catch a monk, it must be delicious when it's white and tender!"
"Hurry up and take him back, put him in a steamer, steam him and eat him!"
Three or four leopard spirits walked up to Tang San Zhan from behind with excited expressions on their faces.
"Boss, Your Majesty asked us to pay attention to the monks who are studying in the West recently. Do you think this is the one?"
A leopard boy said.
"What you said is very possible. Take him back quickly. If he is really the King of Nanshan, he will definitely reward us!"
"Even if he is not a Buddhist monk, this monk looks delicious and my mouth is watering."
Several little demons looked at Tang San Zhan with excitement.
Tang Sanzan: ...
"I know you are in a hurry, but don't be anxious yet. Even if you want to catch me, wait until I finish peeing!" Tang Sanzian said with a dark face and dissatisfaction.
"Hahaha, this monk still pees!"
"Take it back quickly, our king likes this flavor the most. Let's go home, go home!"
Several leopard spirits picked up Tang San and walked toward the deep forest with excitement on their faces. It didn't take long before they arrived at the Zheyue Chain Cave.
……
At this time, in the Zheyue Chain Cave, the leopard spirit was sitting on a stone chair. There was a pot of strong wine on the table, drinking alone.
But I heard the cry of a little demon coming from behind.
"Your Majesty, our brothers who went out brought back three monks."
The leopard spirit was stunned for a moment, then asked: "Which three?"
"They are three Buddhist monks!"
The leopard spirit stood up and asked again: "Which one is it?"
"I saw from the door that the brothers who had gone out brought back three Buddhist monks."
"Have the pilgrims been arrested as well?"
Tang San, who was being escorted to the cave at this moment, couldn't stand hearing it anymore and directly kicked the leopard spirit with all his strength.
"Everyone told you that three people are here, but you still keep asking which ones..."
A hint of impatience flashed across Tang Sanzian's face: "What the hell, I thought you had some business acumen, but you can't even do arithmetic?"
The Leopard Spirit froze for a moment, a flash of realization flashed across his face.
"You're right!"
Just as he was about to turn his head and give orders to his men, his figure suddenly stopped.
Suddenly he turned around with a look of shock on his face: "How did you, a monk, break free from your bonds?"
"It's just a small tortoise shell."
Tang Sanzian shook off the rope from his body and withdrew his magical power with a calm expression.
Of the three monks in the cave, only Tang San was left.
A look of surprise flashed across Leopard Spirit's face, and he circled Tang San's burial twice in admiration.
"As expected of a man destined to learn scriptures, he actually used this kind of magic. It's a pity that it still fell into the hands of my split plum blossom plan!"
"You guys are interested in this monk, I'll ask the lady to come out!"
I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day in advance. Please give me some rewards such as recommended tickets and monthly passes! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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