Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 279 The King of Nanshan who is about to be destitute

In the blink of an eye, two days passed.

That evening, the leopard spirit who left Hidden Mist Mountain early for the next mountain came back panting while driving a group of fat sheep.

The seven or eight little demons around him were also sweating profusely, and their faces looked exhausted.

"Your Majesty, this is the fifth batch. Is the monk ready to live here?"

"If he doesn't leave, all the money we have earned over the years will be spent. It will be a small matter, but it will be a big deal if we are exhausted!"

A little boss said with a miserable look on his face.

"Tired? How many times have I run in and out in the past few days, and I haven't even said I'm tired yet!" Leopard Spirit said with the same dark face.

Even though he had just captured a Buddhist monk, who would have thought that this monk was just like magic, suddenly conjuring a person out of thin air to accompany him to eat hot pot.

From beautiful women to old men, he even pulled out a green cow from the back to eat mutton with him...

And so far, the monk has no intention of leaving, and has eaten all the cattle and sheep they had kept for the winter.

"Report! Your Majesty, the monk has eaten all the beef and mutton we prepared again, and he is still urging us to serve the meat quickly!"

At this time, a little demon in the Zheyue Chain Cave eagerly ran to the leopard spirit and said with a sad face.

"Finish again?"

The leopard spirit was stunned for a moment, grabbed the little demon and asked, "Didn't I just get a batch yesterday?"

"Tell me honestly, did you eat it behind your back?"

The little demon shook his head desperately and explained: "Your Majesty, the conscience of heaven and earth!"

"That monk is really good at eating, and he always finds people to come out to eat and drink with him. Yesterday, the cow ate several fat sheep in one bite. How could our brothers in the cave have a chance to eat..."

"And now many of our brothers are exhausted from work, and are even ready to leave the chain hole and find another way out."

Hearing this, Leopard Spirit suddenly felt dizzy and almost lost his balance.

"First... drive these cattle and sheep over first!"

The leopard spirit waved his hand feebly.

"But Your Majesty, if we can't continue to eat like this... then the monk will eat us up!" The little demon said with a bitter look on his face.

Every time he buried Tang San with meat, he always felt that someone's eyes were lingering on him.

Once the beef and mutton were finished, Xiaoyao felt a chill on his back.

I was afraid that I would be put into the pot and rinsed on the spot...

"I'll think of a way. You can send this batch of cattle and sheep in first."

The leopard spirit pressed her temples and sighed helplessly, then she and a few little demons drove the cattle and sheep into the chain cave.

As soon as he entered the door, he heard Tang Sanzian's shouting.

"Is there any fish? Bring some more fish, the poor monk hasn't eaten fish for a long time!"

"Another cut of beef!"

"The green beef spirit was here just now, but the poor monk only ate mutton. Now he will get some beef!"

"And some green vegetables, too, to cleanse the intestines!"

The leopard spirit's face instantly turned green when he heard Tang San's voice.

His grandma's.

It’s okay for you, a monk, to eat at my place.

What the hell is going on with just eating meat?

"Hey, Leopard Dog is back?"

"Quick, quick, come here! I'm waiting for you. You're welcome to come and eat together. Just treat this place as your own home!"

Seeing the leopard spirit coming back, Tang Sanzang waved hurriedly.

"It's okay. Holy Monk, just eat well. I'll accompany you!"

The leopard spirit tried hard to force out a forced smile, almost crying...

Just treat this place as your own home?
This fucking place is my own home, okay?After a few glasses of wine, Hua Bao asked cautiously: "That... holy monk, when do you think you are going to go to the West to obtain scriptures?"

"After all, it is more important to learn from the experience..."

Tang Sanzang's head was bald, his eyes widened and he asked: "Fetching scriptures? What kind of scriptures are you fetching?"

Leopard Spirit:? ? ?

Are you a Buddhist or am I a Buddhist?

"Holy monk, of course it's the Mahayana Buddhist scriptures in Xitianling Mountain."

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "I almost forgot, my official mission is to obtain scriptures. I have always said that I would go to Lingshan."

The leopard spirit accompanied him with a smile: "It's okay, that holy monk, when do you think you will set off?"

"Don't worry, I'll leave for the West when my disciples come to rescue me!"

Tang Sanzang waved, looked at the leopard spirit and said, "Come on, come on, don't mention such disappointing things at the wine table, let's continue!"

"I'm telling you, this drink has to be white wine, beer and red wine to be strong enough!"

"I often drank like this in my previous life, so I can enjoy life in this world of Journey to the West in this life!"

Leopard Spirit:......

Half an hour later, in a secret room in Zheyue Lianlian Cave, seven or eight little demons gathered together and complained.

"Your Majesty, if this continues, we will almost develop tendons."

"Yeah, I haven't slept for almost two days and two nights."

"You've only been here for two days and two nights, and I haven't slept since that monk came here! Wuwuwu..."

"Your Majesty, please think of a way. If this continues, even if your welfare benefits here are good, I will have to consider running away."

Looking at the dark circles on the faces of the little demons under his hands, the leopard spirit also felt a little exhausted.

"What you said makes sense, we can't go on like this!"

"Otherwise, we will be tortured to death by this monk!"

When the little demons heard the leopard spirit's harsh words, their eyes immediately lit up and they said, "Your Majesty, do you mean we have to fight with that monk?"

Are you going to fight with Tang Sanzong?

The leopard spirit shivered inexplicably.

What is the difference between what you said and hanging on the southeast branch?
If you could beat me, would you be so respectful?

"No, absolutely not!" Leopard Spirit shook his head vigorously.

"Then what should we do?" The little demon suddenly looked frustrated.

At this time, Tang San's voice came from the front again: "Where are the people? Where the hell did they die?"

"Don't you know how to add water?"

“There’s also fresh beef for another serving!”

"It's coming, it's coming!"

The little boss wailed in pain and whispered to the leopard spirit: "Your Majesty, I'm going to work first. You should think of a solution quickly!"

After that, he led the two little demons out.

The remaining little demons in the cave hesitated for a moment and said, "Your Majesty, why don't you give us some strong tobacco leaves? We really can't bear it anymore!"

Although the Ye Mansion has made cigarettes from Hidden Mist Mountain into cigarettes for sale, it does not mean that they know much about tobacco leaves.

The tobacco leaves sold from Zheyue Lian Cave only have an addictive effect on mortals.

As for the tobacco leaves that are addictive to monsters and even gods, they all hid them as treasures!

The leopard spirit shook his head seriously and said, "How many times have I told you, although we grow this thing, we must not touch it!"

"It's not a big deal if you secretly smoke the tobacco leaves supplied to the human race, but once you get contaminated with the tobacco leaves that can make cultivators addicted, your life will be over!"

"You are too young to understand the dangers involved. Back then, our Leopard King Sect was famous in Luzhou, Beiju, but even if we were contaminated with this tobacco, our family was ruined. I was the only one who managed to survive by escaping to Hezhou, Xiniu. …”

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