Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 287: Artificial rain bombs? (Please collect and recommend monthly tickets)
Hearing that Tang San's funeral had arranged all these things, Zhen Yuanzi naturally had no objection.

He is good at fighting and killing.

But when it comes to his ability to make money, he is far behind Tang Sanzong!

"Brother Tang, I can rest assured that you will do things!"

Tang Sanzian nodded and said, "Since you have taken over the affairs here, if we encounter trouble later, I will have to take care of you, Old Town."

"We, master and disciple, will not waste time here and are ready to continue our journey westward."

Hearing this, Zhen Yuanzi hesitated for a moment, wanting to persuade Tang Sanbian not to go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

There are 81 difficulties along the way. To put it bluntly, they are all for earning merit for heaven and Buddhism.

What if I were granted the position of Buddha in the Western Heaven?
As long as we two brothers continue to cooperate like this.

Sooner or later, he will become the richest man in the three worlds!

With a huge amount of merit, status and strength are completely at your fingertips!
"Brother Tang, if you ask me, you can just do it with me at Wuzhuang Temple."

"If nothing else, brother, I promise that all the merits and merits from Wuzhuang Temple will be used to turn you into a quasi-sage!"

Zhen Yuanzi patted his chest very generously and expressed his assurance.

After all, the amount of merit he needs to transform from a quasi-sage to a saint is too huge, and a certain opportunity is needed to achieve a qualitative breakthrough.

It is definitely not something that can be supported by an overnight income.

On the contrary, the amount of merit required to accumulate a person into a quasi-sage is much smaller.

Tang Sanzian shook his head and said seriously: "Old Town, you don't understand."

"My cultivation does not require merit. You will understand later!"

Why bother trying when you can just lie down?
As long as you punch in along the way, you can get prop rewards. Isn't this more comfortable than the hard training?
What's more, as a time traveler who is familiar with the prehistoric world view, Tang Sanzong naturally understands that merit is also a double-edged sword!

Sanctification by merit is certainly the simplest method of sanctification.

Among the six saints, Nuwa, Jieyin, and Zhunti all became saints through merit.

In particular, the merit loans of Jingyin and Zhunti are now expected to be repaid by the merits of Journey to the West.

But the cultivation level created by merit will also cause a problem, that is, the strength of the body is the lowest at the same level!
It can even be said that your future achievements will be limited by merit!
Just like a drug addiction, once you get into it, it's hard to break free.

Now people in heaven and Buddhism are trapped in such a strange circle.

Everyone is obsessed with the beauty of merit and incense in the world, so much so that they neglect their own cultivation.

As a result, the cultivation level of cultivators during the Journey to the West period has generally dropped a lot compared to the Conferred God period!

Like some of the monsters that Tang San Burial encountered in the 81st Pass, they would not be worthy of showing up to the three religions during the Conferred God Period!
Nowadays, the main culprit for the decline in the overall cultivation of the Three Realms during the Journey to the West actually lies in the merit cultivation system.

However, on the one hand, this is because the merit cultivation system is simple and fast, and on the other hand, it is also the result of the secret promotion by the top officials of Heaven and Buddhism.

After all, this is not the time to become a god.

There are no major catastrophes in the Three Realms. What those in power don't need is the high level of cultivation of their subordinates. What they need is stability!
He has subordinates who can follow his instructions and work whenever and wherever he needs them!

"It doesn't matter, anyway, Brother Tang, whenever you need me, just call me."

"No matter what you want to do, I will definitely help you!"

Tang Sanbian didn't agree, and Zhen Yuanzi didn't force it.

He said similar words when Tang San was buried in Wuzhuang Temple for the first time, and now he mentions them casually.

He was not surprised to be rejected.

After solving the major issue of cigarettes, Tang Sanzong did not waste any more time in Hidden Mist Mountain and took his disciples to the Hummer.

After the leopard spirit cast a spell on the Hummer, the fog in Hidden Mist Mountain was no longer an obstacle.

It didn't take long for the Hummer to walk out of the Hidden Mist Mountains.

[It is detected that the host is at the 81 difficulty node Hidden Mist Mountain. Do you want to check in? 】"Punch in!"

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the magical power of the Great Shift. This magical power allows the host to ignore restrictions and directly move any object within sight! 】

Good guy!
Upon hearing the system prompt, Tang Sanzang's eyes suddenly lit up.

This is much better than the kung fu in martial arts novels!
With this magical power, it will be much more convenient for me to go out and grab...borrow things in the future!
If I had learned this magical power earlier, I wouldn't have had to ask the little monkey to pull up the peach tree when I went to heaven to borrow it.

"Tongzi, why didn't you think of giving me such a good thing last time?"

Tang Sanzian curled his lips and remembered all the contents of the Great Shift of the Universe in his mind.

[Congratulations to the host for inventing cigarettes and triggering system hidden rewards! 】

[Rewards are being distributed...]

[Congratulations to the host for receiving three artificial rainfall bombs. These artificial rainfall bombs can force rainfall regardless of climatic conditions. They are an essential artifact for the development of agriculture! 】

???

After hearing this introduction of the system, a big question mark appeared on Tang Sanzian's forehead.

Artificial rain bombs that ignore climatic conditions?
If you give me a magic power to make rain or something, I can still believe it.

After all, when he was in Chechi Kingdom, Immortal Huli had learned the rain praying technique of Journey to the West.

It is indeed possible to directly call the Dragon King to come over and make rain regardless of weather conditions.

But you give me a technological product that can force rainfall in the world of Journey to the West?
Tang Sanzian asked with a skeptical attitude: "Tongzi, tell me the truth, are you bragging about the rain bombs?"

[I have a system that specializes in giving out rewards, can I still give you fake products? 】

Good guy!
Are you starting to imitate my tone of voice?

"What if this thing doesn't make it rain?"

[If it doesn’t come down, I’ll twist off the head and give it to you! 】

???

So sure?
After hearing what the system said, Tang Sanzong couldn't say anything else.

"Master, why do you feel that this place is getting hotter and hotter after leaving Hidden Mist Mountain?"

In the Hummer, Zhu Bajie stuck out his tongue hotly.

Even after killing him, he kept fanning himself with palms like cattail fans to cool down, and patted the car seat with a puzzled look on his face.

"Aaron, you didn't go the wrong way and brought us back to the Flame Mountain, right?"

Aaron said angrily: "I, a man who is about to become Zulong, can still admit that I have gone astray?"

"I always walk all the way west, I can never go wrong!"

Just as Zhu Bajie and Sha Wu were complaining, Sun Xingzhe's voice suddenly interrupted the conversation.

"Master, it seems that Fengxian County has arrived ahead!"

Fengxian County?
Is it that place where there has been drought for years and there is no moisture even if you dig ten meters into the ground?
"That means I'm asking for rain."

Hearing this place name, Tang Sanzong recalled some plots in the original Journey to the West.

Since the Hummer did not consider the air-conditioning issue at the beginning, everyone felt a little stuffy after riding in the car.

Seeing the city gate ahead, the master and apprentice all got out of the car.

The Jade Rat Spirit was so hot that he took off his coat, exposing a large area of ​​white snow, which caused some people in Fengxian County to stop in their tracks.

A richly dressed young man looked straight in his eyes and ran to the jade rat spirit without hesitation.

"Is this the first time this beauty has come to Fengxian County?"

(End of this chapter)