Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 301 Ultraman’s human body in the world of Journey to the West
The atmosphere in the royal garden was awkward for a while, and the king said shamelessly:

"Tang Shengseng is like this. I have three princes, and I hope to let them learn from the saint's apprentices. I wonder what the saint's intention is?"

Tang Sanzian shook his head and said, "Not very good."

The king's face froze.

Is this not giving any face at all?

Tang Sanzun opened his mouth and explained: "We, the master and the disciples, have to go to the West to learn scriptures. We are short on time and have heavy tasks, so we have no time to teach our disciples."

The king smiled awkwardly and said, "Monk Tang, they all say that Buddhism pays attention to saving all sentient beings and teaching martial arts to princes so that they can protect their families and countries. Isn't that also part of practicing Buddhism?"

Tang Sanzian glanced at the king in surprise.

Unexpectedly, this king actually had some insights of his own on Buddhism.

Sure enough, the closer one gets to Lingshan, the deeper people feel about Buddhism...

But I am afraid of over-imagining everything. It was originally just a nonsense made up by Buddhists to harvest incense and belief, but these people were forced to make up the logic smoothly and regard it as a true scripture for rescuing the suffering.

Tang Sanbian smiled and said, "Buddhism is just something made up by Buddhism to fool people. Why do you still take it seriously?"

king:? ? ?
"Is Tang Shengseng really a disciple of Buddhism?"

Tang Sanzun patted his chest and said, "It's true!"

"Look at the three-piece set of the brocade cassock, the Kowloon tin staff, and the customs clearance documents!"

The king looked at the three things in Tang San's hands that could prove his identity, and became even more confused.

There is no problem with things, but the problem is with people...

"Since Monk Tang is a man who seeks Buddhist scriptures from the West, why would he say such words? Is this a great disrespect to Buddhism?"

Tang Sanzian waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "What's so disrespectful about this? For us, this is just a tacit truth. I didn't expect that you, as the king of a country, would actually take it seriously."

"If it were placed in our Tang Dynasty, even a three-year-old child wouldn't believe this."

The king's face suddenly stiffened.

Isn't it insulting to my character to compare myself with a three-year-old child from the Tang Dynasty?
But the king is a king after all, and he immediately retorted: "If the holy monk thinks Buddhism is so bad, why do you want to go west to get scriptures?"

Tang Sanbian chuckled: "Look, no wonder you can only be a king in this Yuhua Continent. The situation is too small, isn't it?"

"This journey to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures is originally a performance, performed specifically for you, just to promote Buddhism to you."

The king's frown deepened: "Since the holy monk doesn't believe it, why do you still preach it?"

Tang Sanzian said calmly: "This is what was originally written in the script, but I changed it slightly during the promotion process..."

The corner of the king's mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Have some changes been made?
Did you just make a big change?

When he thought about what Tang Sanzong had said to him just now, which he might have said countless times on the way to obtain scriptures, the king suddenly felt like his heart was shattering.

He couldn't believe it was true, but Tang San was also a Buddhist scripture collector, and it seemed that he couldn't help but not believe the words coming out of his mouth...

After having had enough wine and food, seeing Tang San and others about to leave, the king couldn't help but said: "Please stay here, some holy monks!"

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows: "Is there anything else?"

The king hesitated for a moment and then said: "Holy Monk, if I, Yuhuazhou, are willing to listen to the teachings of the Holy Monk from today on and no longer believe in Buddhism, I wonder if you can accept the three princes as disciples?"

In Yuhuazhou, he has enjoyed all the glory in the world, and his biggest dream in this life is to seek immortality.

But the restrictions imposed by heaven on the king forced him to give up this idea, so he transferred his hope to his three sons.

He has worshiped Buddhism for many years, and he has already understood in his heart that in today's world, no matter how prominent a mortal person is who cannot cultivate, he is nothing more than a mere meager in the eyes of cultivators.

If he could let his sons embark on the path of cultivation, he would die without regrets in this life.

Tang Sanzong glanced at him in surprise. He didn't expect that the king would spend a lot of money just for his three sons to practice.But Tang Sanzian still shook his head: "It's not that I won't accept you, but it's just that the poor monk has a heavy mission on his way to the west and has no chance of meeting your three princes?"

Missed?

The king immediately waved his hand and said: "Holy monk, don't underestimate my Yuhuazhou. Although the country is not big, it has many talents!"

"As long as the holy monk opens his mouth, I can give him any amount of money!"

???

Is this the yuan I’m talking about specifically?

Seeing the king's eager expression, Tang Sanzian was silent for a moment and said, "At least one hundred and eight thousand yuan!"

"Tang Shengseng, 8000 yuan treasure is nothing. As long as the saint monk is willing to accept the prince, I am willing to dedicate 20 yuan treasure to the saint monk!"

hiss……

Tang Sanzong took a breath of cold air, feeling like he shot himself in the foot.

I bet this is 8000 yuan, which is too little?

Tang Sanzong excused himself: "King, you misunderstood. I meant one hundred and eight thousand yuan per person."

The king nodded seriously: "Yes, holy monk, I mean 20 for each of the three princes?"

Tang San was stunned for a moment.

Ever since I came here from the Tang Dynasty, I have never encountered such a big family.

I just quoted the number casually to shirk it, but I didn't expect that not only did they take it seriously, but they also doubled it for me...

So should we charge this money or not?
60 Yuanbao, isn’t this a bit too dark?
I worked so hard to grab it... No, I didn't get so much money through alms, right?

After all, if the money is gone, you can still make it again, but if your conscience is gone...

After hesitating for a moment, Tang Sanzong finally chose to accept the 60 yuan treasure.

Tang Sanzong couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "If my conscience is gone, I will make more money!"

Seeing that Tang Sanzong agreed, the king hurriedly asked his men to call the three princes into the imperial garden, and knelt down in front of Tang Sanzong and others on the spot.

"My son, these are all holy monks from the Tang Dynasty. Now my father has become attached to this holy monk of the Tang Dynasty. From now on, the three of you will become a disciple of the holy monk and practice under him!"

The three princes bowed their heads and worshiped.

Tang Sanbian nodded, and immediately asked the three princes to become apprentices to Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, and Killing Wu Jin respectively.

The king immediately ordered that skilled craftsmen make a set of weapons for the three princes imitating the weapons of Sun Xingzhe and others, so as to facilitate teaching.

But when Sun Xingzhe and others took out their spears and cannons, the three princes were dumbfounded.

The eldest prince asked with confusion on his face: "Master Sun, I have been learning stick skills since I was a child. The weapons in your hands have never been heard of by my disciples. I don't know how to learn them?"

The second prince and the third prince also had questions about their master.

After all, the industrialization of the Tang Dynasty has not yet spread to Yuhuazhou. This place is still in the cold weapon era, and they have not seen these things yet.

Even if the three princes were taught how to use guns, the craftsmen here would not be able to make them.

"Master, what should we do?" Sun Xingzhe also looked at the master with a puzzled look.

"These things in your hands are not suitable for the princes. Since the king is destined to me, I will give them some good things as my master."

Tang Sanzong silently took out three Ultraman Transformers from the system and passed them to the three princes.

The eldest prince gets the magic stick!
The second prince gets the shining sword!
The third prince gets the sapphire cone!
"From today on, you are the human body of Ultraman in the world of Journey to the West!"

(End of this chapter)