Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 311 I took advantage and he still has to say thank you to me

The nine mouths of Jiuling Yuansheng opened at the same time to inhale. For a moment, even Tang Sanzhan felt that it was difficult to breathe in the cave.

Of course, that’s just some!

"Stupid humans, they don't even know they are about to die!" Jiuling Yuansheng sneered disdainfully.

Tang Sanzian deliberately beat his chest, pretending to have difficulty breathing: "Ah! I can't breathe!"

Jiuling Yuansheng laughed loudly: "Suffocate, stupid human beings, surrender under my command!"

"Ancestor... Ancestor, what happened to you?"

The yellow lion spirit on the side was about to cry. He couldn't imagine why his ancestor, whom he usually respected so much, turned into what he is now.
Could it be that Da Luo was stimulated by seeing Zhu Ba Realm Breakthrough?
Or was your brain damaged by the thunder just now?

"Did my wisdom make you feel so scared that you cried on the spot?"

Jiuling Yuan Sheng saw Huang Shijing's appearance and said with a proud face: "You are all my disciples. You must work hard in the future and hope to follow in my footsteps soon!"

Huang Shijing:......

Tang Sanbian didn't expect the power of this Chika to be so powerful, so he couldn't help but said: "Why don't you stop sucking it now, or you will self-destruct if you continue sucking it!"

"Hahaha, are you scared?"

"Even if you are a Buddhist scripture seeker, you will still be impressed by my wisdom!" Jiuling Yuansheng laughed disdainfully, but finally closed his mouth.

Although he was forcibly reduced by the system, he still had some basic physiological knowledge.

Otherwise, Jiuling Yuansheng might actually become the first Daluo Jinxian in history to be suffocated to death!
It was just what Jiuling Yuan Sheng said that made Tang San Zang somewhat unable to speak.

"Tongzi, didn't you say that Sha Wujin's IQ is the lower limit of Journey to the West? Why did the Jiuling Yuansheng's IQ after using the Chi Card..."

[This system has an error in judging IQ. It turns out that there is no positive correlation between the level of cultivation in this world and IQ. Please pay attention next time! 】

"What about this time?"

[Once used, the smart card cannot be revoked]

???

Tang Sanzian sighed and looked at Jiuling Yuansheng with a caring look.

After thinking for a while, he took out a watermelon from the system space and handed it to Jiuling Yuansheng.

"What do you mean? Are you impressed by my wisdom and want to please me?"

Jiuling Yuansheng looked at Tang Sanzong with disdain, then looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said with melancholy eyes:

"Even if I impress an ordinary person like you, what kind of sense of accomplishment can it bring to me? Life is really lonely as snow!"

Jiuling Yuansheng shook his head and said: "From now on, my real journey will be the sea of ​​stars!"

Tang Sanzian blinked and explained: "Um, Jiuling Yuan Sheng, although your goal is the stars and the sea, as the saying goes, people are like iron rice or steel. If you don't eat even one meal, you will starve!"

"This watermelon from the poor monk is plump and juicy, and it also has the special effect of increasing one's cultivation. It is a must-have dry food for traveling at home. Why don't you take it with you and eat it on the road?"

Jiuling Yuan Sheng was stunned for a moment, as if he was thinking about the authenticity of Tang San's words, and his eyes swept back and forth on the watermelon in his hand.

"Haha, do you think I, Nine Spirits Yuansheng, am a fool?" Nine Spirits Yuansheng's eyes full of wisdom kept scanning Tang San's body.

It doesn’t seem too silly...

Tang San was still thinking of asking Jiuling Yuan Sheng to eat the watermelon voluntarily, but now it seemed that this road was impossible.

Tang San was about to put away the watermelon when he was buried, but Jiuling Yuan Sheng suddenly sneered: "How can one be enough? One more, one for each of my disciples!"

"My majestic Nine Spirits Yuansheng is also a prophet of wisdom. If others knew about it, they would think I can't afford watermelon!"

???

It seems that I have overthought it. The wisdom of Nine Spirits Yuansheng will always be revealed in unexpected places... Tang San buried happily gave each of the seven lion spirits a watermelon.

Jiuling Yuansheng took the lead in eating. Under his gaze, the seven lion spirits did not dare to say anything and ate the watermelon obediently.

"Tang Sanbian, your watermelon tastes good. For the sake of this watermelon, I will spare your life!"

Jiuling Yuan Sheng seemed to still be savoring the taste. He turned his eyes to the seven lion spirits under his hands and said, "My future journey will be across the stars and the sea. You guys will come with me!"

"Follow me, and you will also gain supreme wisdom in the future!"

Eating the watermelon meant that these monsters were under his control. Tang Sanzong thought for a while and took out the armor rewarded by the system.

"Brave Nine Spirits Yuansheng, if your journey takes you to the sea of ​​stars, I am familiar with it. There is the M78 Nebula there, and there is a group of giants who enjoy killing monsters living on it!"

"They are extremely powerful and cruel. I have a set of armor here. Although it may not be able to help you, it may double your wisdom. Maybe you can realize your value there!"

Tang Sanbian took out all the armored warrior suits and placed them in front of Jiuling Yuansheng to introduce them.

"This is the Wind Eagle Armor Summoner. It can transform into the Wind Eagle Man."

"This is the Flame Dragon Armor Summoner. It can transform into the Flame Dragon Man."

……

Tang Sanzong introduced it seriously: "As long as you wear one, you have a chance to blend into the nebula, where your high IQ will be reflected!"

"You're such a dishonest monk, do you really think that I, Nine Spirits Yuansheng, am a fool?"

Tang San was stunned for a moment. Could it be that the Nine Spirits Yuansheng had regained his IQ?
"Then it's..."

"How can one set of such a good thing be enough? At least two sets are needed!"

Tang Sanzan: ...

Dealing with people with low IQs is so damn hard!

"Then I'll give you all these sets!"

"Cheap goods are not good, and good goods are not cheap!"

Jiuling Yuansheng stared at Tang Sanzhan with his wise eyes and said, "Good things must be bought with money!"

"I want all your armors, the price is 50 gold ingots!"

Are you still thinking of deceiving me, the Nine Spirits Yuansheng?

Everyone must surrender under my wise eyes!
Tang Sanzian opened his mouth, but in the end he couldn't think of any words to refute, so he could only nod his head: "Okay!"

"Disciples, take the money!"

At this time, the expressions on the faces of the seven lion spirits were completely frozen.

Damn it, why do you feel that Zu Weng has really become a fool?
Huang Shijing said with tears in his eyes: "My ancestor, we don't have that much money?"

Jiuling Yuan Sheng looked at Huang Shijing with a look of hatred for iron and said: "Look, this is the thinking of a fool!"

"If you don't have money, can't you exchange it for magic weapons? Take out all your magic weapons."

Jiuling Yuan Sheng took the lead and threw a long knife to Tang San Burian: "Take it!"

Tang San was stunned for a moment. This was the first time he had lied to a fool, so he felt a little embarrassed and said, "Thank you!"

Jiuling Yuansheng looked proud, and then lowered his voice and said to the seven lion spirits: "Did you see that I took advantage of Tang San's burial, and he still has to say thank you to me!"

"This is the power of wisdom. You can follow me and learn more from now on!"

(End of this chapter)