Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 328 Tathagata is furious!
Chapter 328 Tathagata is furious! (Please collect and recommend monthly tickets)
With the help of Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie, all the people under Xuanying Cave were sent out.
Tang Sanzang thought for a while and gave them some scraps of silver, although the distance from here to Hidden Mist Mountain was nothing in the eyes of Tang Sanzang and the others.
But for these ordinary mortals, this journey will take at least several months!
If there had been no travel expenses, by the time we got to Kirigakure Mountain, the number of these [-] people would have been reduced by at least half!
"Master, I'm afraid the little money you gave them isn't enough?"
Sun Xingzhe looked at the vast crowd of people setting off, frowned and said.
"Little monkey, you don't understand, this money is just enough for them!"
Every man is innocent and guilty!
These ordinary people look no different from victims fleeing famine. If they are given too much money, it will not be a good thing for them.
On the contrary, if you encounter people who intercept the road on the road, they may directly tell you where they are.
Tang Sanzong didn't explain much. After arranging for three disciples to search Xuanying Cave, they unexpectedly found a lot of gold...
Although the three rhinoceros spirits tricked the common people into praying here day and night, they had to say that the money they deserved was not missing at all!
"Disciples, let's go to the next destination!"
……
At the same time, the Xitian Daleiyin Temple.
Tathagata Buddha looked at a pure merit pure lotus that suddenly withered in the merit pure lotus pond and fell into deep thought.
Now Lingshan can absorb less and less incense in the mortal world.
In addition, something went wrong during the journey to the west, causing Tathagata Buddha to be looking sad these days.
"Guanyin, you..."
Tathagata subconsciously called out Guanyin's name, but then he realized that Guanyin was now imprisoned in the South China Sea...
His grandma's!
I didn’t think Guanyin was so important before, but now I’m not used to it anymore!
"Is there anything you want me to do, World Honored One?"
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva moved forward with a wink. After all, he has now taken Guanyin's position.
What Guanyin wants to do now naturally falls on his head.
It's just that Buddha hasn't adapted yet, so he naturally stood up.
Tathagata Buddha sighed, his eyes stayed on Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva for a few minutes, and asked: "Mahasmaprapta Bodhisattva, how are the arrangements for the new calamity of traveling to the west to obtain Buddhist scriptures?"
Anyway, this Pure Lotus Pond is already like this, there is no use thinking too much.
"Back to the World Honored One, the New 81st Difficulty has basically reached a consensus with the Heavenly Court and the Monster Race. It will be officially launched after the Buddhist scripture seekers arrive at Lingshan Mountain!"
Tathagata Buddha nodded and said in a serious tone: "We have failed once, and we must not have any problems again this time!"
Thinking of the scene of being slapped in the mouth by Zhunti, Tathagata Buddha could not help but twitch.
Physical pain is secondary.
The main thing is embarrassing!
What a shame!
He was a dignified quasi-sage, and Lingshan was in charge, but he worked for a month with a slap mark on his face.
Although the people below didn’t dare to say anything openly, they were probably laughing behind their backs!
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva solemnly said: "World Honored One, please rest assured, this disaster will definitely happen!"
Tathagata subconsciously rubbed his mouth, and then asked: "The burial of Tang San is probably coming to Lingshan soon. How is the construction work at the Buddhist headquarters in Luzhou, Beiju?"
In order to guide Tang San to go to Beiju Luzhou to obtain Buddhist scriptures, the relocation of the Buddhist sect is a top priority.
After living in Daleiyin Temple for so many years, Tathagata Buddha has long been dissatisfied with the decoration here.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva happily took out an exquisite model from his pocket.After Tathagata Buddha took it, he looked at it carefully and was generally quite satisfied.
I looked at the drawings brought back by Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva before and I thought they looked good. Unexpectedly, this guy also carefully prepared a model.
Especially under each throne, there is an extra bed.
This is quite humane. The current Daleiyin Temple was not considered when it was built. I sit all day long every day when I go to work, and sometimes my legs become numb from sitting.
It is much more reasonable to put up a bed. When you are tired from sitting, you can lie down and take a rest.
But there was a pink silk curtain hanging beside their respective beds.
Tathagata Buddha frowned slightly.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva hurriedly explained: "The World Honored One is unaware that Luzhou in Beiju is filled with miasma, and mosquito bites sometimes affect rest, so we specially ordered a batch of mosquito nets!"
It turned out to be the case.
Tathagata Buddha nodded in satisfaction.
Given the general situation, this guy is quite careful in his work, so he doesn't have to maintain his magic power to repel mosquitoes while sleeping.
Tathagata looked up again and looked at the current Daleiyin Temple, and suddenly felt that the quality here was too low!
"That's right, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, you don't have to worry about the westward journey these days. Go directly to Beiju Luzhou and keep an eye on it. You must complete it as soon as possible!"
Tathagata Buddha couldn't wait to move there. After comparing it, he felt that nothing about the Leiyin Temple was pleasing to the eye.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva knew that he was happy that he had licked the Buddha, and immediately said: "World Honored One, I will set off to Beikuluzhou now to ensure that the World Honored One can check in as soon as possible!"
"Well, let's go!"
Tathagata Buddha nodded, and Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva flew to Beiju Luzhou under the cover of darkness.
As soon as Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva went out, Ananda and Gayepa saw that there was no one in the Great Thunder Sound Temple, so they sneaked in sneakily.
"Something big happened, World Honored One!"
"What are you looking like in such a panic?" Buddha Tathagata cursed angrily in dissatisfaction.
Ananda said with an ugly face: "Something happened over there at Xuanying Cave!"
Tathagata's expression suddenly changed. He rushed to Ananda and asked, "What do you mean?"
"Literally, the three rhino spirits in Xuanying Cave are gone..."
Tathagata Buddha's eyes widened, and his voice raised several pitches: "No more?!"
Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but slap him with two big mouths.
"You! Damn it! Explain to me! What does it mean to be gone?!"
Ananda covered half of his face, his voice trembling slightly: "Yes...it's someone from the Confucian Academy who showed up..."
"The Confucian Academy?"
Tathagata Buddha was slightly startled and asked: "Are you sure it is a Confucian Academy?"
Ananda nodded: "I am sure that the person who came is Zilu from the Confucian Academy!"
Tathagata Buddha frowned: "When Buddhism and Heaven discovered these three rhinoceros spirits, they reached an agreement not to touch the gentleman's oath on him and only let him be responsible for collecting and purifying incense. How could the Confucian Academy be involved? "
"Did someone attack the three rhino spirits?"
Ananda nodded with an ugly expression.
Tathagata Buddha immediately slapped him with a big mouth and shouted angrily: "Don't you know how to stop someone from attacking?"
"Others don't know the usefulness of the three rhino spirits, don't you two know?"
Ananda covered both sides of his face with an aggrieved look, and said with a cry in his voice: "It's not that I didn't stop him, it was the Buddhist monks who attacked him. Didn't we agree that Heaven would be responsible for this?"
(End of this chapter)
With the help of Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie, all the people under Xuanying Cave were sent out.
Tang Sanzang thought for a while and gave them some scraps of silver, although the distance from here to Hidden Mist Mountain was nothing in the eyes of Tang Sanzang and the others.
But for these ordinary mortals, this journey will take at least several months!
If there had been no travel expenses, by the time we got to Kirigakure Mountain, the number of these [-] people would have been reduced by at least half!
"Master, I'm afraid the little money you gave them isn't enough?"
Sun Xingzhe looked at the vast crowd of people setting off, frowned and said.
"Little monkey, you don't understand, this money is just enough for them!"
Every man is innocent and guilty!
These ordinary people look no different from victims fleeing famine. If they are given too much money, it will not be a good thing for them.
On the contrary, if you encounter people who intercept the road on the road, they may directly tell you where they are.
Tang Sanzong didn't explain much. After arranging for three disciples to search Xuanying Cave, they unexpectedly found a lot of gold...
Although the three rhinoceros spirits tricked the common people into praying here day and night, they had to say that the money they deserved was not missing at all!
"Disciples, let's go to the next destination!"
……
At the same time, the Xitian Daleiyin Temple.
Tathagata Buddha looked at a pure merit pure lotus that suddenly withered in the merit pure lotus pond and fell into deep thought.
Now Lingshan can absorb less and less incense in the mortal world.
In addition, something went wrong during the journey to the west, causing Tathagata Buddha to be looking sad these days.
"Guanyin, you..."
Tathagata subconsciously called out Guanyin's name, but then he realized that Guanyin was now imprisoned in the South China Sea...
His grandma's!
I didn’t think Guanyin was so important before, but now I’m not used to it anymore!
"Is there anything you want me to do, World Honored One?"
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva moved forward with a wink. After all, he has now taken Guanyin's position.
What Guanyin wants to do now naturally falls on his head.
It's just that Buddha hasn't adapted yet, so he naturally stood up.
Tathagata Buddha sighed, his eyes stayed on Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva for a few minutes, and asked: "Mahasmaprapta Bodhisattva, how are the arrangements for the new calamity of traveling to the west to obtain Buddhist scriptures?"
Anyway, this Pure Lotus Pond is already like this, there is no use thinking too much.
"Back to the World Honored One, the New 81st Difficulty has basically reached a consensus with the Heavenly Court and the Monster Race. It will be officially launched after the Buddhist scripture seekers arrive at Lingshan Mountain!"
Tathagata Buddha nodded and said in a serious tone: "We have failed once, and we must not have any problems again this time!"
Thinking of the scene of being slapped in the mouth by Zhunti, Tathagata Buddha could not help but twitch.
Physical pain is secondary.
The main thing is embarrassing!
What a shame!
He was a dignified quasi-sage, and Lingshan was in charge, but he worked for a month with a slap mark on his face.
Although the people below didn’t dare to say anything openly, they were probably laughing behind their backs!
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva solemnly said: "World Honored One, please rest assured, this disaster will definitely happen!"
Tathagata subconsciously rubbed his mouth, and then asked: "The burial of Tang San is probably coming to Lingshan soon. How is the construction work at the Buddhist headquarters in Luzhou, Beiju?"
In order to guide Tang San to go to Beiju Luzhou to obtain Buddhist scriptures, the relocation of the Buddhist sect is a top priority.
After living in Daleiyin Temple for so many years, Tathagata Buddha has long been dissatisfied with the decoration here.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva happily took out an exquisite model from his pocket.After Tathagata Buddha took it, he looked at it carefully and was generally quite satisfied.
I looked at the drawings brought back by Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva before and I thought they looked good. Unexpectedly, this guy also carefully prepared a model.
Especially under each throne, there is an extra bed.
This is quite humane. The current Daleiyin Temple was not considered when it was built. I sit all day long every day when I go to work, and sometimes my legs become numb from sitting.
It is much more reasonable to put up a bed. When you are tired from sitting, you can lie down and take a rest.
But there was a pink silk curtain hanging beside their respective beds.
Tathagata Buddha frowned slightly.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva hurriedly explained: "The World Honored One is unaware that Luzhou in Beiju is filled with miasma, and mosquito bites sometimes affect rest, so we specially ordered a batch of mosquito nets!"
It turned out to be the case.
Tathagata Buddha nodded in satisfaction.
Given the general situation, this guy is quite careful in his work, so he doesn't have to maintain his magic power to repel mosquitoes while sleeping.
Tathagata looked up again and looked at the current Daleiyin Temple, and suddenly felt that the quality here was too low!
"That's right, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, you don't have to worry about the westward journey these days. Go directly to Beiju Luzhou and keep an eye on it. You must complete it as soon as possible!"
Tathagata Buddha couldn't wait to move there. After comparing it, he felt that nothing about the Leiyin Temple was pleasing to the eye.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva knew that he was happy that he had licked the Buddha, and immediately said: "World Honored One, I will set off to Beikuluzhou now to ensure that the World Honored One can check in as soon as possible!"
"Well, let's go!"
Tathagata Buddha nodded, and Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva flew to Beiju Luzhou under the cover of darkness.
As soon as Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva went out, Ananda and Gayepa saw that there was no one in the Great Thunder Sound Temple, so they sneaked in sneakily.
"Something big happened, World Honored One!"
"What are you looking like in such a panic?" Buddha Tathagata cursed angrily in dissatisfaction.
Ananda said with an ugly face: "Something happened over there at Xuanying Cave!"
Tathagata's expression suddenly changed. He rushed to Ananda and asked, "What do you mean?"
"Literally, the three rhino spirits in Xuanying Cave are gone..."
Tathagata Buddha's eyes widened, and his voice raised several pitches: "No more?!"
Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but slap him with two big mouths.
"You! Damn it! Explain to me! What does it mean to be gone?!"
Ananda covered half of his face, his voice trembling slightly: "Yes...it's someone from the Confucian Academy who showed up..."
"The Confucian Academy?"
Tathagata Buddha was slightly startled and asked: "Are you sure it is a Confucian Academy?"
Ananda nodded: "I am sure that the person who came is Zilu from the Confucian Academy!"
Tathagata Buddha frowned: "When Buddhism and Heaven discovered these three rhinoceros spirits, they reached an agreement not to touch the gentleman's oath on him and only let him be responsible for collecting and purifying incense. How could the Confucian Academy be involved? "
"Did someone attack the three rhino spirits?"
Ananda nodded with an ugly expression.
Tathagata Buddha immediately slapped him with a big mouth and shouted angrily: "Don't you know how to stop someone from attacking?"
"Others don't know the usefulness of the three rhino spirits, don't you two know?"
Ananda covered both sides of his face with an aggrieved look, and said with a cry in his voice: "It's not that I didn't stop him, it was the Buddhist monks who attacked him. Didn't we agree that Heaven would be responsible for this?"
(End of this chapter)
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