Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 337 How can you eat rabbit?

For these Tianzhu people, Tang San's burial actually had no favorable impressions.

As the saying goes, a person is nourished by the soil and water. Ever since he entered Tianzhu Kingdom, he, Tang Sanzong, had not met many normal people along the way!

So much so that his stereotype of Tianzhu people has changed now.

As his aura continued to increase, all the young people standing on the stage began to cough up blood.

Some young people who had not yet had time to enter the ring couldn't help but stop when they saw this scene.

Even if the boxing and kicking skills they practiced in Tianzhu were okay, how could those who practiced martial arts fight against those who cultivated immortality?
Let alone 100 people, even if there are 1000 people, they will only be crushed by that fat white monk!
They still wanted to protest, but after hearing Princess Tianzhu say that manly sentence...

The thoughts in their hearts were shaken, and many of them were even beginning to be glad that they did not rush into the ring in the first place...

Although the princess is good, she still has to have a life to enjoy it.

Tang Sanzhan stood on the ring without moving, but the aura on his body surged again, and everyone was shaken by this pressure and fell to the ground.

You could even hear the sound of broken bones coming from the ring.

The people in the audience felt horrified.

terrible!
This monk is so scary!

But Tang Sanzhan, who was standing on the ring, smiled slightly, like a demon from hell.

"It can be announced now."

The referee trembled with fright. Before he could say anything, Princess Tianzhu's voice came out first: "Congratulations!"

The clear and sweet sound of the bell rang, and Princess Tianzhu walked down the stairs step by step, instantly attracting everyone's attention.

Princess Tianzhu stood in front of Tang San Zan, her fingers lightly traced Tang San Zan's chin, her eyes seemed to be drawn.

"Congratulations, learner."

The soft words slowly floated into Tang Sanzian's ears.

Tang Sanzian smiled and said unmoved: "Have you recognized me a long time ago?"

Princess Tianzhu nodded slightly: "I'm afraid there are not many people on this pilgrimage route who don't know the Buddhist scripture collectors of the Tang Dynasty, right?"

"Since the holy monk came on stage and won the competition, then let me do whatever I want."

Princess Tianzhu took Tang Sanzong's hand, dismissed all the entourage, and then turned around and left.

A competition to recruit a bride seems to have become a farce.

"Another long night without Master!"

"why?"

"I want to go." Sun Xingzhe returned to the Hummer without looking back.

Sha Wujin followed closely and got into the car, and continued to ask: "Elder brother, why do you guys understand but I don't?"

"Are you one hundred thousand why?"

Sha Wujin sighed, then turned around aggrievedly and ran to the corner to draw circles.

"This is a serious note for Senior Brother!"

"If I had known that Master would not come back, I would have asked him to release the Jade Rat..."

"Oh, the first minute I missed Shushu."

Previously, Tang Sanzun realized that Tathagata would end in person, so he directly sent all the female relatives to the pagoda space.

On the one hand, it is to avoid discovery by Buddhists, and on the other hand, it is also because the environment in the pagoda is suitable for cultivation!

Zhu Bajie walked up to Sha Wu Jin, patted his shoulder gently, and then said: "What the princess wants to do to Master is what the Jade Rat once did to you."

Zha Wujin nodded with a look of confusion on his face: "Oh! It turns out that the princess wants to drug the master!"

As soon as he said these words, Zha Wujin's expression suddenly changed, and he directly took out Gatlin and held it in his hand.

"No, we have to save Master!"

"First Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother, Master was captured by monsters!"

"Aren't you in a hurry?" Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie looked at each other with helplessness in their eyes.

Finished!

Xiaosha is really hopeless now!
……

On the other side, Princess Tianzhu pulled Tang Sanzang to her palace.

"I thought you had no magic power, so I made a rule that you can't use magic power."

"I didn't expect you to give me a surprise today."

Hearing this, Tang Sanzian frowned slightly and immediately asked: "Are you waiting for me?"

Princess Tianzhu took off her veil with a smile, revealing her baby skin that could be broken by a blow.

"Yes, I'm waiting for you!"

"It's just because of your vinegar that I made a special meal of dumplings."

The moment she took off her veil, Princess Tianzhu seemed to be a different person, and her temperament became colder.

"Kneel down when Tang San is buried. I want to ask you a favor!"

???

Did the princess take the wrong medicine?

Tang Sanzong glanced at Princess Tianzhu in surprise, and even directly raised his hand to touch her forehead.

"You don't have a fever, do you?"

Princess Tianzhu's face froze, and then she said angrily: "Tang Sanzong, to tell you the truth, I am not the princess of Tianzhu, I am the Jade Rabbit in the Moon Palace!"

Tang Sanzong touched his bald head and licked his lips: "Wrap the rabbit meat in flour and fry it until both sides are golden brown. The kids next door will be so greedy that they cry..."

Princess Tianzhu shrank her neck and defended: "I am the Jade Rabbit of Guanghan Palace, you can call me Princess Jade Rabbit! Rabbits are so cute, how can you eat rabbits?"

"It's from Guanghan Palace..." Tang Sanzian sighed.

The Jade Rabbit Spirit thought Tang San was scared, and was about to speak when he heard Tang San's voice sounded again.

"High-end goods that I've never tasted before."

"you!"

The Jade Rabbit Spirit's expression changed, and the aura on his body was immediately unleashed. His cultivation level was also at the level of Taiyi Golden Immortal.

"You monk, I asked you to question you with good intentions, but you actually want to eat rabbit?"

Tang Sanzian tilted his head: "What's wrong with eating rabbits? Is it illegal?"

"Don't think that because you are a pilgrim, I won't dare to hit you!"

A medicine pestle appeared in the hand of the Jade Rabbit Spirit, and he was ready to teach Tang San a lesson.

Although she came to the lower world this time with a mission from the master, she felt angry when she heard that this fat white monk actually wanted to eat rabbits!
But Tang Sanzun didn't give her this face at all, and directly caught the Jade Rabbit Spirit with his backhand.

Tang Sanzian sat relaxedly on the chair, playing with the medicine pestle in his hand, looking at the Jade Rabbit Spirit who was already kneeling on the ground, and calmly shook his head.

"Well, for the sake of your master Chang'e, I'll give you a chance. Why should the civet cat be exchanged for the prince?"

When the Jade Rabbit Spirit heard Tang San's words, he defended with a somewhat dissatisfied expression: "It's the Jade Rabbit that replaces the princess!"

Ok?
Tang San's buried head was covered with black lines: "The poor monk's patience is limited. The poor monk also ate a lot of the immortal's mount. You are not the least of them!"

The Jade Rabbit Spirit's face suddenly became bitter, and then he said: "Fairy Chang'e reached an agreement with Buddhism, so she sent me to the lower world to Tianzhu to stop the pilgrims."

"Chang'e reached an agreement with Buddhism?"

When Tang Sanzian heard this, he scratched his head in confusion.

Isn't Chang'e from the heaven side?How could it be related to Buddhism?

Before Tang Sanzhan could figure it out, the Jade Rabbit Spirit suddenly shouted happily: "Fairy, why are you here so soon?"

(End of this chapter)