Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 344: Eating the brains of pilgrims can lead to immortality

Tang Sanzian saw that there was no text in the last column of the recipe, and he came to some understanding.

If you want to have a specific method, you must kill the golden lion in front of you!
"Ahem, I was blinded just now, you have no chance with me!"

"Let me go, and I'll let you leave here!"

The golden lion was anxious. He had realized that he was no match for the people in front of him.

As the saying goes, those who know the current affairs are heroes. If you can't defeat them, you can only beg for mercy.

The most important thing is that he didn't even know what spell the monk opposite used, and it actually made him incapacitated!
"Master, instead of kneeling down to beg for mercy, this lion is standing here to provoke. In my opinion, it can be killed with a cannon."

As he spoke, he mentioned Gatling and began to accumulate energy.

As long as Tang Sanburian gives the order.

He ensured that the lion would not be able to see the sun in five minutes.

"No need, since I met this golden lion today, it means I am destined to be my teacher!"

"You guys have been with me for so long, and I haven't cooked a proper meal for you yet. I'm going to give you this lion as an appetizer today!"

Hearing this, the eyes of the three disciples suddenly lit up.

Although their cooking skills were all taught by their master, they have come such a long way to learn from the experience and have never seen their master do it on his own.

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie couldn't wait to jump out of the car and surrounded the golden lion one after another.

Tang Sanzong held the boning knife in his hand, like a demon, walking towards the golden lion step by step.

"I'm sorry, I just came to Tianzhu country and didn't eat the spicy rabbit head, so I had to have an operation."

"Amitabha, good is good!"

Under the horrified gaze of the golden lion, Tang San raised his sword and directly ended his sinful life.

Tang Sanbian opened the recipe again, and the detailed method of braised lion head appeared on it.

True recipe!
What kind of dishes appear depends on the ingredients that appear!
Originally, Tang Sanbian thought that he had been tricked by the system...

But whether it's the place where the blade reaches or the ability to directly confine the ingredients, it proves that this cookbook has a certain value.

At least you don’t have to think about any unknown varieties that will overwhelm the natural resources in the future...

Tang San could not help but touch his bald head, thinking...

Does this system want me to create a recipe book "Food is the First Thing" from scratch?
Today we met a golden lion, but what about tomorrow?What about the day after tomorrow?
I have to say that this thing given by the system is a bit abnormal.

This thing shouldn't be called "Food is the First Thing of the People", it should be called "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"!

Tang Sanbian took out the boning knife and said immediately, "Master will make you some delicious braised lion heads today!"

"Master, the recipe you gave me last time also included the recipe for lion head. I'll help you!" Zhu Bajie came forward happily.

Tang Sanzian waved his hand and said: "It's different, your recipe is for a female, and my recipe is for a male!"

"It won't work if the female meets the male!"

???

And this statement?

When Zhu Bajie heard Tang Sanzian's words, he felt as if his world view collapsed instantly.

"The braised lion's head that I made just now will definitely make you cry!"

Zhu Bajie smiled coquettishly.

Although the master said so, he didn't believe that anything could make him cry!
"Xiao Sha, do you think Master will make you cry after eating this dish?"

Hearing Sun Xingzhe's words, Sha Shenjin replied: "How can a man cry whenever he wants?"

Sun Xingzhe looked at Sha Wujin with disbelief and said, "I remember the last time when Master blew your brains out, you cried for several days..."

???

Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, right?
Senior brother criticized me again today, drawing a circle and cursing him!
Tang San's funeral followed the recipe, first like this, then like that, and finally sprinkled with thirteen spices.

It didn’t take long to make a real braised lion’s head!
Although it looks ordinary, the aroma seems to be much stronger than the usual meals.

Sha Wujin couldn't help but picked up one first and took a bite.

"Wow~ Master, the braised lion head you made is so delicious!"

Sha Wujin said proudly while sucking his fingers.

As he spoke, he couldn't help but shed tears from the corners of his eyes. "Xiaosha, didn't you just say that you don't cry? You cry just after eating something, you are really worthless!"

Zhu Bajie complained about killing everything, but the body honestly picked up a braised lion head.

After taking one bite, Zhu Bajie froze in place.

The two round eyes could not help but shed tears...

"It's...it tastes like home!"

Sun Xingzhe murmured in his heart as he looked at the execution of the eight realms and the execution of all the tasks.

"Are you two going to be so outrageous?"

Can you make me cry while eating something delicious?
Those who want to kill Sun Xing can understand. After all, he is usually a doormat, and he is used to being wronged. He is often beaten and cried when he loses in games.

But what about killing the eight realms?
A person with rough skin and thick flesh who usually can’t taste anything he eats will cry after eating a braised lion’s head?

What kind of exciting stuff did Master add to it?

Sun Xingzhe couldn't help but stretched out his palm and carefully picked up a lion's head.

puff!

With one bite, the juice from the lion's head bursts out in your mouth, and a rich aroma instantly invades your taste buds.

Sun Xingzhe swore that he had never eaten such delicious food in his life!

Even Sun Xingzhe, who was fighting against heaven and earth with pride, couldn't help but shed a tear.

Tang Sanzian looked at the performance of his three apprentices and secretly sighed at the magical effect of the recipe.

If it tastes so good that you cry, you must cry!

This effect does not use any rhetorical techniques at all.

Tang Sanzian also picked up a piece of lion head and put it into his mouth with a curious look on his face.

As soon as the lion head entered, Tang Sanzong suddenly felt something strange.

The taste buds on the tip of your tongue seem to have some kind of magic, pulling you into a fantasy world!

"Master, Master?"

Zhu Bajie gently shook Tang Sanzian's arm and said in a soft voice: "Master, you are crying!"

Only then did Tang Sanzun come back to his senses and wiped the moisture from the corners of his eyes.

"Master, where is Blue Star?"

Tang San was stunned for a moment and asked, "Is that what I said just now?"

Zhu Bajie nodded solemnly: "Yes, I feel that Master's attachment to Blue Star is even deeper than that of the Tang Dynasty!"

"Blue Star must be some important place, right?"

Tang Sanzian said in a melancholy tone: "Blue Star..."

"That is a beautiful place, its full name is the People's Republic of Daxia, and it was my former hometown!"

After hearing the eloquent talk about Tang San's burial, both Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie looked forward to their master's hometown.

at this time.

Sha Wujin, who was the first to eat the braised lion's head, suddenly said: "Eating the brains of Buddhist pilgrims can make you a saint instantly, hehe...hehehehe..."

???

Xiaosha, are you really brave?

When Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie heard this, they were so frightened that their hearts almost jumped out of their throats!

Especially with how honest he is in doing all his work, there is no doubt that these words must be the truth.

Tang San had already put the boning knife in his hand again.

On the menu of "Food is the First Thing for the People", the name of Sha Wujin appeared in a blink of an eye.

Fortunately, the next sentence of Sha Wu Jin said: "It's a pity that the person who took the scriptures is the best master in the world. I don't know if eating Tathagata Buddha's brain would have such an effect..."

Only then did Tang Sanbian silently put away the boning knife.

I was immersed in the delicious food and couldn't help myself, but I didn't expect that I had already walked around the gate of hell!
(End of this chapter)