Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 349 Don’t you know Lord Ma has three eyes?
"Wait a minute, what reason do you have to trap me?"

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows and looked at the governor with some dissatisfaction.

After traveling so much for learning, this is the first time I have seen such an arrogant government.

Even the emperor doesn't dare to take action directly!
The governor said sullenly: "You are a fake monk. You robbed the bandit's house at night and beat the bandit members to death. Now that everyone has gained the stolen goods, do you still dare to deny it?"

The Kou government contributes a lot of money to the government all year round, and it can be said that the government is a rich man.

Last night, the governor slept soundly at home with his concubine in his arms, but when he woke up, the biggest rich man in Diling County was gone...

The news was like a bolt from the blue, frightening the governor on the spot.

Without the rich man, you can foresee that your wealthy life will not be settled for the rest of your life.

So when the governor saw how many people Tang San had buried, he was even more angry than the people in the Kou Mansion!
Tang San asked: "Where is the stolen goods?"

"What is that if it's not stolen goods?"

The governor sneered, pointed to a pile of gold and silver jewelry in the hall and said, "The stolen goods are here, do you still want to quibble?"

Tang Sanzian looked at the gold and silver jewelry on the ground and lightly flapped his hands.

"Shh!"

The treasures that were still piled on the ground disappeared in an instant.

Tang Sanbian spread his hands, pointed at the empty ground, looked at the shocked governor, and after a moment of silence asked, "Where are the stolen goods?"

"Why can't I see any stolen goods on the ground?"

Governor:? ? ?
"Monk, monk!"

The governor was so angry that he trembled all over, slammed the table, and roared at the top of his lungs: "Monk, where did you get all the stolen goods?"

Tang Sanbin looked at Sun Xingzhe: "Have you seen the stolen goods?"

Sun Xingzhe shook his head: "I didn't see it."

"Little Piggy, have you seen the stolen goods?"

"No."

Tang Sanzun looked at Killing Officer again: "Xiaosha, have you seen the stolen goods?"

Zawuzhen nodded seriously: "Master, Xiaosha saw that you just used magic to sweep them away."

???

Tang Sanzian's face turned dark instantly.

"Xiao Sha, I'll give you one last chance. Have you seen the stolen goods?"

Sha Wujin covered his head and said with an aggrieved face: "Then is there or is there not?"

"This can be done without."

"But this really does..."

Fuck!
I, Tang San, is a talented and elegant person, why did I choose to accept such a talented person as my disciple?

When Zhu Bajie saw his master's face getting darker and darker, he hurriedly stood up and pointed at Kill Wu Jin's head and said:
"There is something wrong with him here. It is well known that the confessions of mental patients do not count."

Sha Wujin rubbed his neck and said, "Second Senior Brother, I'm not sick!"

"No, you are sick!"

"I……"

Before he could continue to quibble before the execution was over, Sun Xingzhe, who was standing by, struck him on the neck with a knife.

"If I had known this, I should have given Xiaosha a stick to stretch his brain when he was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace."

Seeing Xing Wuji fall down and stop talking, Tang Sanzian cast an expression of approval towards Sun Xingzhe.

It was right to name the little monkey Sun Xingzhe.

Not only is he a sharp knife on the westward journey, he can also be the executioner in the team!
Tang Sanbian rubbed his bald head and looked at the governor: "Without the stolen goods, how can you convict a poor monk?"

The governor was so angry that he covered his heart and gasped: "You monster monk, do you think I can't convict you without the stolen goods?"

"I still have witnesses here!"

"Steward of the Kou Mansion, you said that you witnessed these people robbing your Kou Mansion's property. Is this true?"

Butler Asi knelt down in the lobby with a look of grief on his face, wiping his tears and crying: "Sir, these are the damn monks!"

"Our master entertained them with delicious food and drinks, but he didn't expect these monks to repay kindness with hatred!"

"My lord must make the decision, I..." Before the butler Assi could finish his words, Tang Sanzang waved his hand lightly, and Assi disappeared.

Tang Sanzian said deliberately: "Hey, why is the person missing?"

"Don't be so arrogant, the evil monk, I still have witnesses present!" the governor said, pointing to Mrs. Kou outside the hall.

Tang Sanzian looked at Mrs. Kou and sneered: "It turns out to be the female benefactor. Did you see that it was me who robbed your house?"

Madam Kou was stared at by Tang Sanzang, and she suddenly felt a chill on the back of her head.

He waved his hands hurriedly and said: "No...no, I didn't see..."

"Mrs. Kou, tell the truth and I will make the decision for you."

Mrs. Kou: Didn’t you see that Assidu was gone?
It would be better to wait for you to make the decision than to wait for me to be reincarnated...

A forced smile appeared on Mrs. Kou's face: "Master Governor, I...I really didn't see what the robber looked like."

This was actually the truth, but in the ears of the governor, it was as if he had to change his words after being threatened by Tang San's funeral.

"Monk, I want to chop off your head!" the governor roared.

Tang Sanbian spread his hands and said, "I wonder what the poor monk did wrong, you want to chop off my head?"

"You...you are lawless. In addition to robbing the bandit's house at night and killing bandit members, you even intimidated witnesses in front of me!"

"Where's the evidence?"

"Get the stolen goods!"

"Where?"

"I was defeated by your magic!"

"The words are unfounded. Is there any other evidence?"

"This is what I saw with my own eyes!"

"I saw it with my own eyes. Where is the evidence?"

"You destroyed the evidence!"

Tang Sanzong shrugged his shoulders and returned to the original point: "Is there any other evidence?"

"puff!"

The governor was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of blood and shouted hysterically: "You've got me! I've got you!!!"

"How many times do you want me to tell you this?!"

"Come here, arrest them and put them in prison!"

After the governor finished speaking, none of the officers in the lobby dared to take action.

The leading officer frowned and said, "Sir, this monk has a demonic power in his body. Can't we, our mortal bodies, break through the magic?"

"It's the other way around!"

The governor slammed the table, took out a dark incense candle from the drawer, and lit it on the spot.

"Monk, don't think that you can do whatever you want with your magic skills. Today, I will ask God to accept you, a demonic monk!"

As the incense candle was lit, a plume of black smoke curled up.

The governor fell to his knees with a plop and pleaded loudly: "The governor of Diling County, today I encountered a demon monk who used magic to steal treasures and harm the human race. Please ask Huaguang Bodhisattva to appear and capture the demon monk!"

"Boom!"

Dark clouds suddenly rolled up in the sky across Diling County, and a look of surprise immediately appeared in the governor's eyes.

A dharma image appeared in the sky above the Governor's Mansion, especially the third eye between the eyebrows, exuding mighty majesty.

"Who dares to cause trouble here? Don't you know that my Lord Ma has three eyes?"

"Bodhisattva, the four people in the hall are the evil monks. I ask Bodhisattva to kill them!" the governor said respectfully.

Seeing this figure, Tang San was stunned for a moment, not recognizing who it was.

On the contrary, Sun Xingzhe burst out laughing: "You little bastard, open your third eye and see who your grandpa is!"

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PS: It is recorded in the original work of "Journey to the West": "Huaguang Bodhisattva is the disciple of the Five Lights of Flame Buddha. Because he eliminated the poisonous fire ghost king, he was demoted and turned into a five-manifestation spiritual official. There must be a temple blessing here."

The author will make certain adaptations based on this, and do not incorporate other legends. The setting of this book will be the main one!

(End of this chapter)