Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 386 Snow disaster in the Tang Dynasty?

In the end, Tang San was persuaded by Li Shimin and moved into a separate courtyard specially built for him in the palace.

It is said to be a separate courtyard, but the actual area is not small.

Even compared with Li Shimin's palace, it is uncompromising!

The most important thing is that the interior design of this courtyard is almost the same as his residence in Sleepless City. This shows that Li Shimin still put a lot of thought into it.

"Brother Holy Monk, it's been a long night and I have no intention of sleeping. How about we do something to help you sleep?"

His daughter, the King, had charming eyes and gently pulled Tang San to the bedside.

"I……"

Tang Sanzian hesitated for a moment: "How about forgetting it tonight?"

After staying in Wuzhuang for a few days, Tang Sanzong now felt that his waist had turned into a mesh.

If I had known earlier, I should have asked Xiaozhuzhu to learn how to fight fiercely...

The daughter of the king raised his eyebrows and said, "I am the Third Daoist of Shu!"

???

Hearing this slightly familiar voice, Tang Sanzong looked at his daughter, the King, with suspicion, as if she had been taken away from her.

How did the famous sayings from Shu spread to the daughter country?

"Where did you learn this phrase?"

The daughter of the king raised his head proudly and said, "This is all from the soldiers who came to us from the Tang Dynasty over the years."

"They said that this is how the wives of the Tang Dynasty managed their husbands at home."

???

Which damn descendant of the Tang Dynasty spread this message?

At this moment, Tang Sanzong silently made a decision in his heart.

From now on, any soldiers from the Tang Dynasty who come from Shu will never be able to carry out external expansion missions!

Just stay in that one-third of an acre.

You just go out on an expedition, how can you spread this kind of thinking?
If people from other places knew about it, they would think that all the men in the Tang Dynasty had razor-sharp ears!
Tang Sanzian said with a serious face: "This is definitely a wrong idea!"

The daughter king pursed his lips: "I don't believe it. This sentence is very popular in our daughter country now, and it is effective!"

"You don't want me to call out the one, two, three at the end, right?"

Tang Sanzong frowned and said with a generous look: "Come on!"

……

After a few days.

Tang San was buried in bright yellow pajamas with a golden dragon embroidered on them, which was obviously the same style as Li Shimin's.

He held a cigar in his hand, looking at the heavy snow falling outside the window, smoking one after another.

"Little Piggy, is my big tonic soup ready?" Tang Sanzian roared out the window.

Outside the door, Zhu Bajie, Sun Xingzhe, and Sha Wujin were staring at a big pot, which was boiling with great tonics.

Zhu Bajie whispered: "Master, don't worry, it will be fine soon!"

"This is my old pig's secret recipe. Even the eunuch will eat it!"

"Okay, okay, once your soup is ready, I'll teach you how to fight fiercely!" Tang San's voice came.

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, looked at Sun Xingzhe, and said hesitantly: "Brother Monkey, if you study with Master later, it will save me the trouble of teaching you one by one."

How many people are there in the entire Journey to the West Buddhist scriptures team?

First, the killing was done, and then the master. Except for Aaron, who was gifted as a dragon, Sun Xingzhe was the only one who had not learned anything.

Zhu Bajie thinks Brother Monkey should use it.

After all, Bai Pianpian has now evolved into a real phoenix.

With Brother Monkey's small body, he probably won't be able to withstand a few blows...

Sun Xingzhe shook his head with disdain: "Don't look at me, old Sun, because I'm so thin. I'm covered in tendons! There's no need to learn this thing!"

Zhu Bajie kindly reminded: "Brother Monkey, you don't understand!"

"This ability has nothing to do with whether you have muscles or not. Maybe you are even worse as a sports student!"

"You see how powerful Master is, right? But now you don't want to learn from me, old pig?"

"real or fake?"

Sun Xingzhe still had doubts, but he had obviously been persuaded by Zhu Bajie. "How about... let's learn together?"

Zhu Bajie laughed naively: "It's good to learn more and learn more skills!"

"Look at Xiaosha, he's obviously much better since he learned my fierce fighting method!"

After the killing was done, he immediately scratched his neck to show his approval.

At this moment, a young eunuch suddenly rushed out of the courtyard and shouted in a panic: "Something has happened, something big has happened!"

"Your Majesty has invited the Third Master to come to the court to discuss matters!"

Sun Xingzhe gently stretched out his hand, slipped the little eunuch into his hand, and asked, "What happened?"

Although several of Tang San's disciples had been in and out of the palace frequently in the past few days, everyone was no longer surprised by their appearance.

But now that Sun Xingzhe was caught at close range, the little eunuch was still so frightened that his face turned pale.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty didn't say much about the specific matter... I... I don't know much either!"

Tang Sanzian put on his clothes and walked out of the house, and said in a serious voice: "Okay, let's go over and have a look together. I have a hunch that it may be related to today's heavy snow!"

"Big snow?"

Several disciples were stunned for a moment, unable to realize the meaning of Tang San's words.

"I discovered as soon as I got up this morning that the snow this winter is extremely cold!"

"You all come from extraordinary backgrounds. You have never experienced cold firsthand, and you don't understand this feeling!"

While Tang San was talking, he had already taken the lead out of the gate of the other courtyard.

Several apprentices followed him.

A few minutes later, Tang San was buried in the main hall where Li Shimin was holding a court meeting.

After everyone bowed, Tang Sanzian asked directly: "What happened?"

Li Shimin sighed and said, "Fang Xuanling, you are the prime minister, so you should make the decision!"

Fang Xuanling immediately accepted the order and said with an ugly face: "In reply to Third Master, all departments will report tonight. The continuous heavy snowfall in the past few days has caused many people in the Tang Dynasty to freeze to death, and..."

Fang Xuanling secretly glanced at Tang Sanzang and did not dare to say the rest of the sentence.

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows and said in a cold voice: "And what? Don't hesitate!"

"And...and after the heavy snow fell outside Chang'an City, six big characters were piled up!"

"What word!"

Fang Xuanling did not dare to look at Tang Sanzang, and buried her head even lower, saying in a weak voice: "Three burials are going, the heavy snow has stopped!"

???

"The third funeral will be held and the heavy snow will stop?"

Upon hearing these six words, Tang Sanzian's eyes suddenly changed.

He understood the meaning instantly.

"It seems that Buddhism and Heaven are cooperating, and they want me to quickly go to Beiju Luzhou to learn Buddhist scriptures!" Tang Sanbian sneered.

Li Shimin asked worriedly: "Brother Yu, what do you think we should do now?"

Tang Sanzong waved his hand: "It's not a big problem!"

"Since Heaven wants to use this snowstorm to force me to go on the road, then I, Tang Sanzong, can just use this snowstorm to tell Heaven what it means that man can conquer heaven!"

Li Shimin's eyes suddenly lit up: "Is there any good idea, my dear brother?"

"The snow disaster itself is not very harmful. As long as the ice and snow melt next year, it will become nutrients for the land, allowing for a bumper harvest next year!"

"Now as long as we solve the heating problem and let the people survive this winter, there will be no problem!"

Li Shimin said with a depressed expression: "Although what my brother said is right, heating is a big problem!"

"Now let alone the private sector, even the charcoal used for heating our palace is about to run out! Could it be that Yudi can conjure charcoal out of thin air?"

"charcoal?"

Tang Sanzian smiled: "How much heat can be emitted by charcoal heating? What I want to conjure is coal!"

"Little monkey and little pig, you two are going to go on a journey to the west now and call all the monsters from my Tang religion to gather here!"

"I'm going to take you today to see what it means to have technology change your life!"

"I want the first steam engine of the Tang Dynasty to be born from now on!"

(End of this chapter)