Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 395 Tathagata invites three burials!
On a snowy day, Tathagata Buddha sat on the roof of the Everlasting City of the Tang Dynasty like a sculpture, looking at the two scenes condensed by magic in front of him.

Until an hour later.

Tathagata Buddha could not sit still.

"What the hell! Monk Bianji has come here three times. When the hell are you going to finish Tang San's funeral?"

"Even if you practice the dual cultivation path of Happy Buddha, it's almost enough, right?"

Tathagata Buddha was sitting on the roof of the building, his mentality was about to collapse.

He is a majestic Buddha from the West. Even if he meets the Jade Emperor, he would not dare to let him wait outside for so long!
What's more, the person he came to see was still his subordinate!

If it weren't for the importance of Tang San's burial, Tathagata Buddha would have wanted to go in and interrupt him right now.

"Damn, it's so annoying!"

Tathagata Buddha took out a pack of cigarettes from his arms, couldn't help but light one, put it in his mouth, and started smoking with a bored look on his face.

It wasn't until the pack of cigarettes was gone that the scene in front of Tathagata Buddha finally changed.

Tang Sanzian and his daughter Wang walked out of the private hot spring bath with expressions of enjoyment on their faces, then put on their clothes and lay down on the sofa.

Tathagata Buddha immediately stood up, stamped out the cigarette butt with his foot, came to the door, and then knocked twice.

dong dong dong.

In the room, Tang Sanzian said with a somewhat displeased expression: "Haven't we already informed you that I won't be doing any work this month?"

"Why are you still knocking on the door?"

The face of Tathagata Buddha outside the door darkened. He suppressed the anger in his heart and said, "I am the one who is buried in the third place."

"What's yours and mine? If I say it's gone, it's gone!"

As soon as Tang Sanfu finished speaking, Tathagata Buddha couldn't bear it anymore and kicked the door open and walked in.

"Tang San is buried, I am the Tathagata Buddha!"

Tathagata Buddha roared angrily.

Tang San, who was sitting on the sofa, was stunned for a moment, then stood up with a somewhat ugly expression on his face and said, "I know you are Tathagata Buddha, so what?"

"Is it possible that you want me, Tang San, to award you an award?"

"you……"

Tathagata Buddha's face was ashen with anger, and he swallowed all the words that came to his lips.

Not angry not angry.

This time, I am here to beg Tang San to start his journey as soon as possible. We cannot go against his will.

After comforting himself in his heart, Tathagata Buddha raised his head and tried to make his face look kinder.

Just as he was about to speak, he was directly interrupted by Tang Sanzhan: "Why don't you stop laughing, your smile is uglier than crying..."

"Just keep your attitude as before. It's fine."

Tang Sanbian winked at his daughter, the king, who immediately nodded and walked into the bedroom.

Tang San was lying carelessly on the sofa. He didn't show any respect to Tathagata Buddha, and said directly: "What? The snowstorm didn't help, and now you, the Buddha, have to come in person?"

"Do you want me to ask Immortal Zhenyuan to come over now?"

Speaking of Immortal Zhenyuan, Tathagata Buddha's face turned even darker.

He sat down opposite Tang San Zang and said in a serious voice: "San Zan, you are a destined scripture seeker. There is no use escaping from this matter."

Tang Sanzian spread his hands and said with a cigar in his mouth: "If it weren't for Third Master, I wouldn't go to get the scriptures."

"It's you Buddhists who don't do things authentically. Are you making it difficult for me, a Buddhist scholar, to do this?"

"We agreed to seek scriptures from the West, and now you Buddhists have moved to Beiju Luzhou without saying a word. Are you treating me like a monkey?"

Upon hearing this, Tathagata Buddha also looked a little embarrassed.If this matter is taken seriously, Buddhism is really at fault.

After all, when Guanyin Bodhisattva went down to the Tang Dynasty to select Buddhist scriptures, he was clearly informed that he was going to the Western Heaven to collect Buddhist scriptures.

Now they have reached the Western Heaven, but you tell them that the scriptures are in the north...

This matter will make anyone angry.

It's just that at that time, no one in the Buddhist sect, including Tathagata Buddha, paid much attention to Tang San's burial.

They all regard themselves as superior leaders.

Why is a subordinate's opinion important?

But things are different now.

Tang San's burial had a good relationship with Zhen Yuanzi, so Tang San's opinions became important.

The Buddhist PUA routine doesn’t work anymore!
Tathagata Buddha sighed and explained: "It is true that Buddhism made a mistake in this matter. I am here to apologize to you!"

"But this great mission of learning scriptures cannot be delayed any longer."

"As a person who is destined to learn scriptures, if you complete the great cause of scripture learning, you will also have a lot of merit and blessings."

"I promise you that after the study is over, I will give you a portion of the merits of your journey to the West as compensation."

Tang Sanzong narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at Tathagata Buddha up and down, and said with a suspicious look on his face: "You?"

"I heard someone say that you are now the Vice-Blessed One of Buddhism. Can you still be the master of your words now?"

???

Tathagata Buddha's head is full of black lines!

This matter has not spread among the circles of immortals yet. You, a mortal Buddhist, already know about it?
"Don't worry, as long as there is no problem with your coming to Luzhou, Beiju to learn Buddhist scriptures, the Buddha's World Honored One will still be in my position from now on, and I can still take charge of this matter."

Tathagata Buddha looked confident.

Tang Sanzian tilted his head: "So you are very sure?"

Tathagata Buddha's face turned cold, and he lowered his voice and said, "I'm [-]% sure!"

"What about the remaining [-]%?"

Tathagata Buddha looked at Tang San's burial and said, "The remaining [-]% is on you!"

"Me?" Tang San was a little confused.

Tathagata Buddha nodded: "Yes, the remaining [-]% is on you!"

"The reason why I am so anxious to come to you in the lower world is that I actually have an important thing to explain to you. If you handle this matter well, then it won't be a problem to divide your merits into [-]%!"

Tang San was interested, took out the cigar from his mouth, and said calmly: "It's interesting, let's talk about it."

Tathagata Buddha waved his hand lightly, and a barrier suddenly appeared, encompassing himself and Tang San's burial.

After making sure that no sound could be heard from the outside world, Tathagata Buddha said: "Since you already know that I have been demoted to the Deputy World Honored One by a saint, I will not hide some things from you."

"Now the new World Honored Medicine Master Buddha of the Main Hall has asked Moonlight Bodhisattva to go to the Tang Dynasty to select a new Buddhist scripture collector, and is ready to start the great business of Buddhist scriptures!"

Tang Sanzian's expression suddenly became solemn: "A new scripture seeker?"

"Yes, Medicine Buddha has been hiding this news from me, and I just learned about it."

"You also know the past life of this new Buddhist seeker. He was Lingji Bodhisattva who stole the ginseng fruit tree. Now he has been reincarnated as a monk in the Tang Dynasty and was named Monk Bianji."

"If you let him embark on the path of Buddhist scriptures before you, part of the merits of the Buddhist scriptures will be taken away by then."

"So I am here this time, hoping that you can embark on the path of learning before Monk Bianji sets off!"

"If possible, I hope you can find a way to cause some trouble to Monk Bianji on the way to learn the scriptures. It will be of great benefit to you and me!"

(End of this chapter)