Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 404: Saint Buddha’s Country, Moral Kidnapping?
"I want to order your white horse. If you don't give it..."

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows slightly: "What if I don't give it to you?"

The fat young man sat down directly on the ground and said immediately, "Then I will cry!"

???

I thought this guy was going to say something harsh, but it turned out...

Tang San was almost peeing with laughter!
That's it?

With the blessing of the Delusion-breaking Divine Eyes, Tang Sanzang could tell at a glance that this young man was an ordinary person, not an incarnation of a monster.

And it can be seen from his behavior just now that he is definitely an unscrupulous master on weekdays.

He casually asks for other people's things when he sees them, and he doesn't even consider how many kilograms or taels he has, so he dares to ask for the third master's things!

Tang San was buried without giving in at all, and the young man lay directly on the ground and started crying.

Tang San was immediately amused.

"Damn it, how old are you to give Third Master such a trick on your child?"

"Do you really think that I am an enlightened monk riding a white horse and can pamper you?"

Just when Tang San was about to dismount and teach him a lesson, a group of people hurried over from a short distance away.

"Master, what's wrong with you?!"

"Master, don't be afraid, we are coming!"

When the young man known as the young master heard this voice, he stopped crying, and immediately looked at the person who came and said, "Steward Wang, I fell in love with this white horse and wanted to buy it back, but he took the money and refused to sell it to me!"

Tang Sanbian spread his hands and said, "You can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense."

"I haven't received any money from you!"

???

Butler Wang sneered, looked at Tang Sanzian and said, "If you didn't take the money, could my young master still accuse you of taking the money?"

"As the saying goes, a slap can't make a difference. You have to give my master an explanation for this matter. Give me your white horse!"

Tang Sanbian originally wanted to teach the naughty boy a lesson, but when he saw the butler talking like this, he slapped him with his backhand.

"Snapped!"

"Listen, does a slap on your face make any noise?"

Steward Wang was sent flying out and spun around several times before he came to a stop.

Tang Sanzian said with a cold voice: "Speak, will a slap make a sound?"

Butler Wang's face was as swollen as a pig's head after being slapped. It was difficult to open his mouth, let alone answer questions.

The young man's body, which had just stood firm, collapsed to the ground again in fear.

When several nurses who came with Butler Wang saw this scene, they couldn't help but stepped forward and said, "Why are you so narrow-minded?"

"As the saying goes, if you suffer a loss, you will be blessed, do you understand?"

???

"Suffering a loss is a blessing, right?"

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows, and then slapped him again.

"I wish you a blessing as good as the Dead Sea and a life as long as the night-blooming cereus!"

Seeing two people being beaten out one after another, the young man collapsed on the ground and was about to start crying again.

Seeing this, several people behind him quickly coaxed: "Don't be afraid, young master, I will go and seek justice for you!"

After all, this young man has a prominent position. Who dares to let him suffer in ordinary times?

"What, then, monk, give me some face..."

Seeing someone else walking up without fear of death, Tang San was so addicted to slapping him.

"Who are you? You want me, Tang San, to bury you in honor?"

"You want to save face, right? I'll give you more face now!"

Tang Sanzian slapped him again with his backhand, swollen his face!
You want to forcefully buy and sell in front of me for 100 taels?

Isn't this robbery in front of the gangsters?
"Don't mind if I speak frankly. Master Li is the young master of our big family, the Li family!" The man still wanted to struggle to say a few words.

Tang Sanzian slapped him directly: "It hurts a little when I hit someone, please bear with it!"

What a big family but not a big family!
Now that he was in the land of saints and Buddhas, Tang San was even more unscrupulous in beating people.

Since you want me to perish in the Buddhist Kingdom so that I can become your ignorant Buddhist scripture seeker, how can I, Tang San, be buried as you wish?
Maybe the cowardly Tang Seng in the original work could do something tolerant.

But do you want to play this trick in front of me, Tang Sanzang?
You are afraid that the old man will eat arsenic - he will be tired of living!

Seeing Tang Sanzong slap him with several merciless slaps, others who still wanted to speak did not dare to speak.

They were all deceived by the appearance of this kind-hearted monk.

How can this be a monk?
This is a bandit!
"Yes... I'm sorry!"

"Hehe, I don't accept it!" Tang San walked up to him with a ferocious smile.

"I've already apologized, what else do you want?"

When Tang Sanzian heard these words, he felt a ball of fire spurting out of his chest. He couldn't help it anymore and just smashed his head!

Then he took out a handkerchief and gently wiped the blood on his hands, and said calmly: "Oh, I'm sorry!"

Looking at the corpse with its head blown off by a hammer, there was no reaction.

Tang Sanzian frowned and said somewhat displeasedly: "I've already apologized, what else do you want?"

Unfortunately, he was already a corpse and could no longer answer his question.

Faced with this kind of moral kidnapping, the most effective way to deal with it is to have no morality!
As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me!
Master Li was about to cry when Tang Sanzong bent down and grabbed his collar and lifted him up.

"Damn it, if you cry again, believe it or not, I'll make your head explode too?"

Master Li immediately stopped crying and said aggrievedly: "Don't touch me, my father is the head of the Li family, and the family is rich!"

"rich?"

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows and immediately gave him a slap in the face.

"Lead the way home. In order to prevent you from crying again, I have to ask you to shut up."

???

Can I cry if you don't hit me?

The pain on his cheek made Master Li want to cry on the spot, but his mouth was so swollen that he couldn't make a sound at all.

After Tang San Zang left here with Master Li, a huge city appeared in front of Tang San Zang.

This city looks ordinary, and all the people coming in and out are ordinary mortals.

Master Li rubbed his cheeks, finally feeling like he could speak, and took the initiative to introduce Tang Sanzong to the general situation in the city.

In this city, there are four major families!

"Third Master, apart from our Li family, the rest are the Xiao family, the Ye family and the Lin family."

Upon hearing these three surnames, Tang Sanzian's face instantly became serious...

Xiao Linye...

Great cause and effect!

Compared with these three families, the so-called Li family... looks like villains who are about to be slapped in the face!

After entering the city, people on both sides of the road saluted him respectfully.

"Master Li!"

"Hello, Master Li!"

Tang Sanzian asked with some confusion: "Do you have such a high prestige in this city?"

There was a trace of pride on Master Li's face: "My dad is great!"

"Let me tell you this, as long as I cry for the first time here, someone will come to save me, and they will never let me cry for the second time!"

"Then why don't you cry?"

Master Li suddenly fell down and said, "I'm afraid you slapped me too hard and I would be gone before I could cry..."

(End of this chapter)