Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Listening to the words of the Randen Ancient Buddha, Tang San wiped his bald head and expressed his dissatisfaction on the spot.

Oh shit!

In the past, when he was in the Tang Dynasty, he would always talk like this on his own, and Tang Sanbian didn't find it too annoying.

But now that he heard others say this, Tang San was actually experiencing pain!
"Lao Deng, I'll give you another chance, straighten your tongue and speak!"

Tang Sanbian directly took out the two swords of Yuantu Abi and held them in his hands.

The words of Ran Deng Ancient Buddha stopped abruptly, and his eyelids couldn't help but twitch.

This Buddhist practitioner...

A lot more violent than imagined?

Don’t we Buddhists always speak like this?

No wonder things have gone wrong while traveling to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. It turns out that the Buddhist scripture seekers’ understanding of Buddhism has gone awry.

The ancient Buddha of Ran Deng thought for a moment and said, "I came here to discuss with Bodhi the instructions of the saint!"

“We Buddhists don’t want to offend anyone!”

"So I was wondering if Bodhi could act in a play with us!"

Patriarch Bodhi raised his eyebrows and saw that the ancient Buddha of Burning Deng did not look like he was about to take action. He asked with some confusion: "How to act?"

Ran Deng Ancient Buddha thought about it for a moment and said, "Even if we, the Buddhist sect, pretend to attack you so that the saints can live with their face, Bodhi, you will not actually be harmed..."

The ancient Buddha of Ran Deng expressed his thoughts.

Everyone present was speechless for a while.

I have to say that Buddhism is indeed good at fooling people.

Leaders can be deceived by superiors, employees can be deceived by subordinates, and believers can be deceived by those in the middle...

Tang San was silent for a moment and then said, "Are you Buddhists sure you can deceive others like this?"

Just now Tang Sanzong had already roughly understood what happened.

A fatwa issued by the saint himself.

And he still has to kill a quasi-sage. Can this be deceived by just acting?
The ancient Buddha of Ran Deng nodded and said confidently: "That's why I came here to discuss it."

"On Bodhi's side, we have to make some sacrifices. After all, the matter involves a saint, and we Buddhists can't be too fooled!"

"Tell me first." Bodhi was not in a hurry to express his opinion.

"The idea of ​​our Buddhist sect is that Lao Monk will destroy Bodhi's dojo, Xianyue Sanxing Cave, and make a big splash in the Three Realms. In this way, even if Bodhi is not harmed, the saint's face will be gained..."

"Absolutely not!"

Sun Xingzhe suddenly spoke up and interrupted the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng, and said angrily: "The Xianyue Sanxing Cave is Master Bodhi's dojo. Where can I put my master's face if the dojo is destroyed?"

The two places that impressed Sun Xingzhe most deeply in his life were the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain and the Xianyue Sanxing Cave.

One is the place that gave birth to him, and the other is the place that taught him his skills.

Now that Huaguo Mountain has been destroyed by Heaven, now even the remaining Xianyue Sanxing Cave will be destroyed?
Randen Ancient Buddha looked a little embarrassed: "This is the best way."

"After all, the saint has spoken. If we Buddhists don't express our opinions, we will definitely not be able to get through this matter!"

"Either destroy Xianyue Sanxing Cave to create momentum in the three realms, or Bodhi, you are injured and let everyone in the three realms see it, otherwise the saint will have no way to explain!"

"Explain?"

Sun Xingzhe laughed: "My Third Burial Master has said that they are all here to fool around, who should I answer to?"

"Since my grandson has been out for so many years, Heaven wants to take action against me, the demon clan wants to take action against me, and Buddhism also wants to take action against me, so let's fight! After the beating, I will give you an explanation!"

The AK47 in Sun Xingzhe's hand suddenly burst out with powerful innate spiritual treasure momentum, directly targeting the ancient Buddha of Randen.

Although he was facing a quasi-sage, Sun Xingzhe was not afraid at all!
Even the saint has been offended, so what can a quasi-sage do?
"Wukong..." Just when Sun Xingzhe was about to explode, Patriarch Bodhi's hand gently pressed his shoulder.

Sun Xingzhe turned around and saw Patriarch Bodhi gently shaking his head at him.

"The power of the saint is unpredictable!"

"Although in the Three Realms, saints are bound by heaven and Hongjun and cannot exert saint-level power, which allows us to take advantage of the loophole, it does not mean that we can ignore the saint's orders now."

"The Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng also has good intentions."

Patriarch Bodhi smiled, looked at the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng and said, "The ancient Buddha is determined, so let's destroy the Xianyue Sanxing Cave as you said."

"After all, the Xianyue Sanxing Cave was originally created to teach Wukong the Dharma. Now that the mission has been completed, there is no value in keeping it there."

"Master!"

Sun Xingzhe was anxious: "If there is no Xianyue Sanxing Cave, where will you go in the future?"

"It doesn't matter. Your master and I are a quasi-sage. Is it possible that we still can't find a place in the three realms?" Bodhi chuckled.

"Old Buddha, there is no one inhabiting the Three Stars Cave except me now, you can destroy it as much as you like!"

The Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng breathed a sigh of relief, but he still said: "I can give you something. Bodhi, if you need to take something, I will wait until you have finished taking it."

After all, it was just a show, and the Ran Deng Ancient Buddha wasn't that anxious.

At least it needs to be cleaned up, right?
Patriarch Bodhi shook his head and said: "Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so where can it cause dust?"

"The ancient Buddha can just take action directly!"

Ran Deng Ancient Buddha nodded: "Then I will go first!"

After reaching an agreement with Patriarch Bodhi, the Ancient Buddha of Burning Deng did not stay here any longer and rushed directly towards Xianyue Sanxing Cave.

"Master Bodhi, how about you live in Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain from now on?"

Sun Xingzhe suddenly said: "This place has been abandoned by Heaven, and now Saint Zhunti has also left..."

"Yes, it's just a bit dilapidated..."

Patriarch Bodhi scanned the Huaguo Mountain and felt something in his heart. He immediately said, "In that case, I will practice in this Water Curtain Cave from now on, and wait for you to come back from studying the scriptures."

"At that time, my teacher will definitely give you a beautiful Mountain of Flowers and Fruits!"

"Uh-huh!"

Sun Xingzhe nodded excitedly, and immediately his eyes fell on Tang Sanzang again. He hesitated and said, "Master Sanzian, do we still have to go to Luzhou, Beiju to learn scriptures in this situation?"

Even the saints behind Buddhism have been offended. In Sun Xingzhe's view, there is no need to take this sutra.

After all, the main purpose of Journey to the West is to repay the heavenly merits owed to the two saints in the West for their original sainthood.

Now he wishes that the status of the two saints in the West would not be stable...

Tang Sanzun shook his head: "The road to obtain scriptures must be taken, and it doesn't matter whether we take the scriptures or not!"

"We are only halfway through the journey to the west, and the other half of the journey to Beiju Luzhou is the opportunity for our master and disciple."

"If you want to confront the Saint, you must take this path!"

"As for the merits of traveling to the West..."

A strange smile appeared on Tang Sanzian's face. It's unclear how difficult it would be for him in this new 81.

Merit?

What a waste of merit!

It would be better for the Second Saint of the West to pray and see if the newly selected Buddhist monk Bianji can help them overcome the difficulties. (End of chapter)