Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

The fierce aura of Medicine Buddha caused Tathagata Buddha sitting nearby to cast spells to protect himself.

"The Medicine Buddha cannot do it."

"Don't be angry at anything, otherwise you will hurt yourself."

Tathagata's advice to him, "It's okay not to advise him." To Medicine Buddha, it sounded more like he was mocking himself.

Your Buddhist scripture seeker has now started to learn Buddhist scriptures steadily, so of course you won’t be angry.

If your Buddhist monk is just like the Bianji monk, lying there and enjoying it, I guarantee you will be more angry than me!

"call……"

Medicine Buddha tried hard to suppress the anger in his heart and wanted to calm down.

But when he saw Monk Bianji enjoying himself, he felt inexplicably angry!
"Moonlight Bodhisattva, is this the person you chose for me to learn scriptures?!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva knelt down on the ground with a plop, and said in a trembling voice: "World...World Honored One, it is my fault that I am guilty!"

"I will find a way to make up for it right away. I will definitely... I will not let Monk Bianji delay his great cause of learning Buddhist scriptures!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva did not dare to raise his head to look at Medicine Buddha. He lowered his head and felt that it was difficult to breathe.

If this matter is not handled well today, I am afraid that Moonlight Bodhisattva will be reincarnated as a new Buddhist monk...

"I will give you another chance. If there is a next time, you know the consequences!"

Medicine Buddha took a deep breath, lit himself a cigarette again and started smoking.

Looking at the shivering Moonlight Bodhisattva kneeling on the ground, half of the anger in Medicine Buddha's heart dissipated.

Oh shit!

Now that I have all the money at my disposal, I can only use this bald guy, and I can’t do it without him!
Moonlight Bodhisattva raised his head as though he had survived the calamity, and said hurriedly: "Don't worry, World Honored One, I will deal with Monk Bianji right now, and I will never delay the Buddhist scriptures again!"

After making the promise, Moonlight Bodhisattva turned around and prepared to set off.

At this time, the Tathagata Buddha suddenly spoke: "Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, you are rich in experience. Go with Moonlight Bodhisattva. You must ensure that Monk Bianji reaches Beihaiyan as soon as possible!"

The last three words "Beihaiyan" were bitten hard by Tathagata Buddha.

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva heard the hidden meaning, immediately nodded in agreement, and immediately followed Moonlight Bodhisattva out of the Mahavira Hall.

The two looked at each other and without saying anything else, they flew all the way to the North Sea on the clouds.

According to the previous scene in the Main Hall, the two of them went directly to the private room of the restaurant and kicked open the door of the private room without any explanation.

"Escort!"

"Unparalleled escort!"

Monk Bianji had not yet woken up from the wine and was feeling dizzy. When he heard the sound of the door being kicked, he immediately screamed in surprise.

The boy Bai He on the other side heard the words and rushed over immediately, but when he saw the person coming, the aura of the boy Bai He instantly withered.

Two Buddhist Bodhisattvas came in person...

How dare you call me an escort? You really don’t know what death means?
Moonlight Bodhisattva had a gloomy face, and walked step by step to the lying monk Bianji, grabbed him by the collar, and lifted him up directly.

Hiccup~
As luck would have it, Monk Bianji happened to belch at this time.

A smell of overnight alcohol flowed down Monk Bianji's mouth and poured into Moonlight Bodhisattva's nose.

The strong smell almost made Moonlight Bodhisattva vomit on the spot...

Oh shit!

Moonlight Bodhisattva shook his head, with an expression of hatred for steel. He immediately opened his bow with both hands and slapped Monk Bianji on the face with a few slaps.

Clap clap clap clap!
After a few slaps, the burning pain on his face made Monk Bianji sober up.

But he still muttered "escort" in his mouth.

Bai Hetongzi silently retreated behind everyone with a guilty conscience, and mourned for a few minutes in silence for Monk Bianji.

"Still protecting you? I'm protecting your mother!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva couldn't help but directly used his magic power, and the sound waves directly invaded Monk Bianji's head, shaking him as if he was having an epilepsy attack. After a long time, Monk Bianji came back to his senses and became a little more awake.

Especially when his eyes met the Moonlight Bodhisattva, Monk Bianji's mind became clearer.

"Bodhisattva... Bodhisattva?"

"Why are you here?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva's face was livid, and he gritted his teeth and said, "It's hard for you to recognize me as a Bodhisattva."

"I sent you on the road to learn from it. What are you doing now? You'd better give me a reasonable explanation!"

Monk Bianji covered his mouth and said with an aggrieved look: "Bodhisattva, it's not that I, Monk Bianji, don't want to go and get Buddhist scriptures, it's really because I can't cross the North Sea!"

"I don't know what happened during this period, but the weather was abnormal. None of the nearby fishermen went to sea. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't do it!"

When Moonlight Bodhisattva heard this, his face immediately became unhappy: "Let you go on the road to get a lesson. It's either going to be windy or raining."

"How long has it been?"

"The burial of Tang San is about to arrive at Beiju Luzhou. Why are you still here at Macabaka?"

"You can't think of something without a boat?"

Monk Bianji said with an aggrieved look: "I have thought of a way, but even if these fishermen are given money, they won't go to sea?"

Although Monk Bianji is somewhat famous in Chang'an, his income is average.

This little money is still private money sponsored by Princess Gaoyang.

The monk also worked hard to learn from the Buddhist scriptures.

But you can’t stand it and don’t charge money?

After trying a few times, Bianji Monk was completely broken...

Destroy it.

When people are willing to go to sea one day, I can find a way to take advantage of it.

It was during the time when the food was being displayed here that Monk Bianji accidentally discovered that seafood is paired with wine. It was really easy to go!

In the past two days, Monk Bianji feels that he has realized the true meaning of Buddhism!
Moonlight Bodhisattva listened to Monk Bianji's explanation and felt like he had hit the cotton with his fist.

There is no place to vent the anger in my belly.

"White Crane Boy, mortal ships can't be used, can't you think of a way?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva asked with an unhappy look on his face when he saw the White Crane boy hiding behind.

White Crane Boy was stunned for a moment, then whispered: "Bodhisattva, didn't you tell me that you can't use magic unless you encounter monsters?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva: ...

Are you stuck with this bug?
If you don't even hit the road, why don't you encounter a monster from the derst!

Moonlight Bodhisattva was afraid that he would be angered to death by these two people, so he pinched his friend on the spot and said: "Then I order you now to set off immediately and go to Beijuluzhou to obtain scriptures!"

"But……"

"Nothing but!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva snorted coldly, looked at the White Crane boy and said, "Now, you will immediately transform into a White Crane and fly across the North Sea on a humpback machine!"

Seeing Moonlight Bodhisattva's almost murderous expression, White Crane Boy closed his mouth instantly, transformed into a white crane, and carried Monk Bianji on his back.

In the blink of an eye, he flew towards Beihaiyan.

At this time, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva gently patted Moonlight Bodhisattva on the shoulder and said comfortingly: "Moonlight Bodhisattva, you were a little impulsive just now. The World Honored Ones are all watching from above."

Only then did Moonlight Bodhisattva react, his face slightly embarrassed, and he immediately closed his eyes and sighed in despair.

"It doesn't matter. As long as Monk Bianji can go on the road with peace of mind to learn the scriptures, everything else doesn't matter."

"I've already lost my face anyway, it doesn't matter if I lose some more." (End of Chapter)