Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 43 Guanyin has murderous intentions, and the Hummer ghost hits the wall!
"Others practice immortality to seek longevity, freedom, and even children, but I have never seen such a strange thing as you. You are the only one who cultivates immortality and seeks a system!"

"Brilliant!"

Tang San could not help but want to give Monk Sha a thumbs up.

Monk Sha said with a depressed face: "Master, if the rebellion succeeds in the future, can you get me an official position?"

Tang Sanbian saw that Monk Sha didn't look like he was joking, so he resisted the urge to hit someone and said, "Okay, when I unify the three realms as my master, I will let you be any official you want!"

"Then... then can you make me the river god of the Liusha River?" Monk Sha said shyly.

Zhu Bajie interjected: "Aren't you the God of Liusha River now?"

"I'm self-proclaimed now!"

Tang Sanzan looked at the expectant Monk Sha, feeling extremely speechless in his heart.

Is this the only pursuit for this product?

No wonder he can be a twenty-five-year-old boy!
As long as you give some benefits, you can follow others!

Tang Sanzun said casually: "Okay, don't call it Liusha River. When the time comes, I can make you the God of the Galaxy River!"

"Really?" Monk Sha was excited.

"Don't worry, they won't rob you!"

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie looked at Monk Sha with caring eyes.

Now it can be basically judged that this guy has been in Liusha River for so many years, and his brain has been filled with water...

"Although I promised you to join our team, due to your status, you can only be an intern now."

"Now go and hand in all your income from Quicksand River over the years!"

Monk Sha did not object. He packed up all his luggage from the bottom of the Liusha River, then took the few remaining skull beads from his neck and placed them at his feet.

"Master, this [-]-mile Liusha River is so vast that I can only cross it with my magic weapon!"

Tang Sanzong looked at the skull and then at his Hummer.

He opened his mouth and said, "Aaron, I remember drawing on the drawings I gave you back then. You should be able to live amphibiously, right?"

Hummer Aaron said: "Master, don't worry, although this Liusha River is blessed by the power of law and it is difficult to leap, I can cross the river without any problem!"

"Master, there is a trace of weak water from heaven in this quicksand river, and it may be difficult for ordinary magic weapons..."

Hummer Aaron snorted coldly: "The weak water in the quicksand river is not as effective as my peeing!"

Tang Sanzian nodded with satisfaction. After the group got into the car, Aaron changed his form. The wheels turned into propellers and swam towards the other side of the river at high speed.

Inside the Hummer, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were sitting in the front row, curiously looking at the various operating instruments in the vehicle.

Sun Xingzhe quietly moved to Tang San's side and asked, "Master, Monk Sha doesn't seem to have much hostility towards Heaven and Buddhism until now. He only wants to be a civil servant. Will there be any hidden dangers?"

"Look at the way his brain is flooded, what are you worried about?"

"Besides, even if there is a problem, he can't make any big waves with his little cultivation!"

Sun Xingzhe heard the words and glanced at Monk Sha sitting in the front row.

He looked at Zhu Bajie with a flattering look on his face and said, "Marshal, you were also a civil servant in Heaven back then. I have seen you a few times. Do you have any impressions?"

Zhu Bajie sneered: "Remember, the one who rolled up the curtain for the Jade Emperor?"

Monk Sha smiled: "Hey... To be honest, I have been doing rolling curtains for so many years, and I have summed up a set of effective working methods. If the Jade Emperor didn't demote me, I can guarantee it." , I can do this job for the rest of my life!"

Zhu Bajie: ...

Sun Xingzhe turned his head to look at the master and said seriously: "Master, now that I believe it, am I really a fool?"

[It is detected that the host is in the Liusha River at difficulty node 81, do you check in? 】

"Check in!"

[Congratulations to the host for getting a tattoo activation experience card. To use the experience card, you need to shout: Dawei Tianlong to activate it! 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Demon Heart Seed X4, which can control other people's minds after use, and lock others for the host's use! 】

[Congratulations to the host for getting a pack of the drug, there is no limit to the cultivation level of using the drug, even a god can't escape the setting of fainting in three seconds! 】

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the other side.

The worried Guanyin Bodhisattva found Old Mother Lishan at this moment and bowed respectfully: "Sister!"

When Lishan's mother saw Guanyin coming, she frowned slightly and said, "Why are you free to come here today? There are still some days left before the time we agreed."

Lishan Old Mother, also known as Wudang Holy Mother, was one of the four personal disciples of the leader Tongtian of Jie Jiao during the prehistoric period. She was also the only surviving disciple of Jie Jiao.

It's just that times have changed, and the practice of cutting off the teachings has long been a thing of the past. The disciples in the sect have died or been injured, and the rest have basically been on the list of gods, and have been completely tied to death in the heaven.

Guanyin's face was solemn: "Senior Sister, something happened when we were trying to obtain scriptures. I'm here to ask Senior Sister for help!"

Mother Lishan smiled: "Didn't I agree before that as long as you pay merit, I will cooperate with you well."

As one of the four direct disciples of Jie Jiao, Mother Lishan has always wanted to recreate the glory of Jie Jiao back then and realize the grand scene of the coming of Master Ten Thousand Immortals.

But now that the merits of heaven and earth are occupied by heaven and Buddhism, and the Four Swords of Zhu Xian, the magic weapon used to suppress the religion, are weapons of killing, and have no effect in suppressing the merits and destiny.

Therefore, the fortune of Jiejiao is declining steadily, and it seems that even the inheritance is about to be cut off.

So when Guanyin came to her and told her about the Four Saints' Zen Heart Test, Mother Lishan agreed without even thinking about it.

Guanyin hesitated for a moment and then said: "Sister, this is not a test of Zen mind!"

"What are you going to do then?"

"For some unknown reason, the person who retrieved the scriptures actually awakened the memory of Jin Chanzi in his previous life, which caused changes in the scriptures acquisition!"

"So I came here this time to ask my senior sister for help and kill the scripture seeker!"

???

Kill the Buddhist scriptures?
Li Shan's old mother was dumbfounded.

Isn’t it said that studying Buddhist scriptures is a destiny opportunity for the spread of Buddhism?What are you, the chief executor, thinking?

Don’t you want to repay the merits of your two saints who took out loans to become saints?
"Aren't you kidding me?"

"Senior Sister, I have made up my mind on this matter. There is a huge deviation between this scripture learning plan and the previous exercise. I have arranged for people to set up obstacles in Liusha River, but the effect is minimal..."

"So we can only kill the scripture seeker, and then I will personally send Jin Chanzi's soul into reincarnation, and restart the scripture acquisition plan in 18 years!"

Li Shan's old mother sighed: "Forget it, anyway, this is a matter of your Buddhism, you can decide, as long as you promise my merits will be fine!"

……

After the Humvee boat landed, it re-transformed into the form of a Humvee and continued on its way.

After crossing the Liusha River, the crowds gradually became sparse.

In the Hummer, Tang Sanzong closed his eyes and meditated.

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie each looked at the scenery outside the window, but Monk Sha was the only one who was learning driving skills with excitement on his face.

"Monk Sha, if you don't know how to drive, don't use manual driving, let me go!"

Aaron's speechless voice sounded in the car.

"Look how many times have you walked around this place? If you didn't know better, you'd think you had punched the wall!"

Monk Sha had an embarrassed expression on his face, scratched his head and said with a smile: "I... it's my first time to drive, and I don't know how to look in the direction. You drive! You drive!"

After Aaron took over the automatic driving, the vehicle continued to move forward smoothly.

3 minute later.

Aaron the Hummer turned off and stopped in place.

"Master... this place is really full of ghosts. Aaron, I really tried my best!"

Tang Sanzian looked out the window solemnly, and saw a red-brick and blue-tiled house halfway up the mountain.

"This difficulty is that the Four Sages are trying their Zen mind?"

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