Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Zhu Ba Jie and Kill Wu Jin were serious people who had participated in the peach banquet.

As the highest-level event in heaven, the Peach Banquet brings together prominent figures from the three worlds!
  The food on the table is at least the level of dragon liver and phoenix marrow, not to mention the dancing girls.

For a person who can dance at a banquet of this level, appearance is already the most worthless thing.

Because dancers without good looks are not even qualified to participate in the preliminaries!
  But now these fish-headed monsters are going to attend the peach banquet?

If he really dances at the peach banquet, the Jade Emperor will be laughed at by other people in the three realms for the rest of his life!

Even if the legs of these fish-headed monsters are indeed eye-catching...

But the head that cannot support the upper body is so eye-catching that it is difficult for people to ignore it.

Tang San was silent, and looked at Ba Ge with a hint of pity.

So damn inspiring!
  "Well... have you ever considered the actual situation? Is it possible that although Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva can give you a back door, his back door is not that big?"

Tang Sanzian hesitated for a moment and couldn't help but speak.

Although the world of Journey to the West is a world where gods and Buddhas coexist, as the saying goes, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

This saying also applies wherever there are gods and Buddhas!

As a Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva of the Buddhist sect, especially as the person in charge of collecting Buddhist scriptures now, it is indeed not difficult to go to the back door of the heaven to do some small things.

Arrange a few dancers to dance at the peach banquet...

In principle, this matter is indeed a trivial matter. As long as the most basic aspects of appearance and figure are passed and Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva says hello, it will be done.

But these fishmen can't even pass the first level!
  This Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva dares to push people through?
  Is Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva crazy, or is the person responsible for selecting dancing girls for the Jade Emperor crazy?
  Bage also saw the confusion on Tang San's face, and hurriedly explained: "The holy monk doesn't know something, but our clan once had a famous name, called Mermaid!"

Mermaid?
  This time, not only Tang San was shocked, but also Killer Jin had his eyes widened with disbelief on his face.

Sun Xingzhe couldn't stand it anymore and said, "I don't think you look like mermaids, but like shrimp soldiers and crab generals who guard the dragon palace!"

you do not say!

Compared with them, except for the lack of a pair of long legs, how can the shrimp soldiers and crab generals be inferior to them?

Zhu Bajie's face darkened, and he pointed the laser cannon directly at Ba Ge's head.

"Damn it, you are about to die. Master gives you a chance to speak. Do you really think that we are all good people?"

"Old Pig, it's not like I haven't seen mermaids dancing before when I was a marshal in the sky."

"Can you be called a mermaid?"

Bage raised his head and glanced at Zhu Bajie in surprise, thinking to himself, you are no better than us, right?

Our fish heads are seafood after all. In terms of taste and value, they are better than your pig heads, right?
  But he only dared to think about this in his mind. Being hit by the barrel of the laser cannon, Bago could only bite the bullet and explain: "It's a long story."

Starling was brewing his emotions and was still thinking about where to start.

Tang Sanzian stared at him with gloomy eyes: "Since it's a long story, let's talk more!"

"The poor monk's patience is limited. If you keep talking nonsense, the poor monk doesn't mind tasting the octopus..."

"Yes Yes Yes……"

Brother Bage felt a chill on his neck and immediately said, "That was five hundred years ago..." "Pop!"

Tang Sanzong slammed the table and said in a cold voice: "Five hundred years ago, why didn't you start with the creation of Pangu?"

Bago shrank his neck weakly: "When Pangu created the world, there were no mermaids..."

"Ok?"

"Holy Monk, this was the background five hundred years ago. You will understand if you continue to listen."

Ba Ge hurriedly explained and continued: "Five hundred years ago, our mermaid clan performed dances at the Peach Banquet in Heaven every year, and we were rewarded by His Majesty every time. Over time, we aroused the envy of many people."

"And there is a characteristic of our tribe, that is, tears will automatically turn into pearls."

Tang Sanzian raised his hand to interrupt him, and asked doubtfully: "Are you sure this is not a rumor?"

Bage patted his chest and assured: "Holy Monk, I can guarantee this, it is absolutely true!"

Tang Sanzian pointed at the goldfish-headed Shanshan who was kneeling on the ground crying and crying, and said, "Then you can explain to me where the pearls went after she cried for a long time?"

"Don't tell me she dropped a little pearl?"

"I don't want to hear this kind of joke!"

Myna hurriedly swung his tentacles and said, "Holy Monk, you see you are in a hurry again, aren't you?"

"In the past, our mermaids' tears could indeed turn into pearls, but now it is not the past after all."

Seeing Tang Sanzian's face getting darker and darker, before he got angry, Bage hurriedly added: "Just because tears can turn into pearls, many gods have focused their attention on us."

"This includes Taishang Laojun, Antarctic Immortal, and other gods. They want to study how to turn tears into pearls from us, but they have made no progress for a long time."

"We thought the gods had given up, but one day a barefoot old god with a white beard came to Qingluo Bay and asked us all to cooperate with him to continue the experiment..."

"It was this experiment that caused our mermaid clan to completely mutate. Not only did our tears no longer turn into pearls, but our original appearance also changed..."

"Especially the physical features are the most obvious. The upper body and lower body are completely upside down. For this reason, our mermaid family has completely declined."

Bage sighed, several tentacles clenched tightly together, and there was anger in his eyes.

Tang Sanzun raised his eyebrows unmoved and said, "So you want to use this opportunity of dancing at the Peach Banquet to complain to the Jade Emperor?"

If Tang San's burial prediction was correct, the barefoot white-bearded immortal should be the barefoot immortal.

His reputation in heaven is not small.

Even if something went wrong in his experiment, would the Jade Emperor still punish the Barefoot Immortal for the mermaids?
  What a joke!
  Although it sounds like the mermaid tribe has been aggrieved, don’t forget that heaven is never a place to redress grievances!

Not to mention that the demon clan is still seeking revenge...

In the eyes of gods and Buddhas all over the sky, the value of the demon clan is not as good as that of mortals who can provide incense!

Bage shook his head hard and said: "We know that we can't go against the gods. We don't ask the Jade Emperor to uphold justice for us. We just hope that the Jade Emperor can give us immortals for the sake of our mermaid clan's dance in the past. Fa, help us get rid of this current situation where we are neither humans nor ghosts!"

Bage burst into tears when he spoke, and begged: "Since the holy monk is a good man in Buddhism, please help us, as long as you stay with us for a few more days!"

"As long as we complete the mission of Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva and get the opportunity to dance at the Peach Banquet, you can do whatever you want to me at that time, okay?" (End of this chapter)