Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Ba Ge realized the "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" given by Tang San's funeral, and felt that his world view was greatly shocked.

This was the first time that he felt that dance and music could be performed in this form.

But no matter how powerful this thing is, it's just for show. Is this how to deal with Heaven?

This is definitely fucking funny, right?

But Tang Sanzian didn't make any other explanations. He just nodded slightly and said, "You just need to be responsible for letting the Jade Emperor see this dance. Is that okay?"

Although Ba Ge didn't understand it, he still let out a long sigh of relief when he heard Tang San's request.

As long as they don't let their tribe go up and die!

In comparison, it's just like going up and dancing.

What's more, the "Pure Land" given by the holy monk is indeed much better than the dance they prepared before.

If this dance could be performed at the Peach Banquet, it might have unexpected effects for their tribe.

Thinking of this, Bago looked happy and said hurriedly: "We can definitely do this little thing."

"What the holy monk said, resist heaven..."

Tang Sanzian waved his hand: "It's not time for this matter yet. The poor monk will inform you when the time comes. What should you do now?"

"Thank you, holy monk, for your understanding!"

With Tang San's words, Bage was completely relieved. He bowed and said, "We also invite the holy monk to rest on the ship. There are good rooms we have specially prepared for our guests."

Ba Ge very tactfully changed his idea of ​​leaving Tang San for burial.

Since Tang San was willing to help them, completing the tasks assigned by the Bodhisattva was just a matter of smooth sailing.

Tang San's funeral didn't object and he happily took a few disciples to rest.

Before leaving, I didn’t forget to let Myna prepare a sumptuous seafood feast!

After Tang San buried and several others had eaten and drank, Bago crawled out from the table where he was accompanying the guests, and then gathered together all the murlocs in Qingluo Bay who were preparing to participate in the peach banquet.

"Everyone, although our mermaid clan had some unpleasantness with the holy monk today, the holy monk also gave our clan a dance that can change our destiny!"

"Next, I will teach it to you. I hope you can bring the hope of our mermaid clan and get the reward from the Jade Emperor!"

Bage looked at the various fish-headed people surrounding him with a serious face, his eyes full of expectation.

With the "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" given by Tang San's funeral, he felt that his chances of getting help from the Jade Emperor were much greater this time.

I believe that their mermaid clan will definitely make a splash at the Peach Banquet!
  ……

Three days passed in a flash.

Tang San buried his master and his disciples and ate a lot of seafood at Qingluo Bay, and decided to set off north again.

Under the reluctant eyes of Ba Ge and a group of murlocs, Tang San and others left Qingluo Bay, crossed the pier, and completely landed on Beiju Luzhou!
  Star Brother watched as Tang San buried his master and apprentice and disappeared. He silently took out the sound transmission stone that Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva had left for him and secretly sent a few words.

Then he took out another sound transmission stone of the demon clan and reported the difficult situation to the headquarters of the demon clan in Luzhou, Beiju.

Of course, the agreement reached between him and Tang San was selectively ignored, and he simply reported that the difficulty was completed.

Now that Zen Master Wuchao, also known as Prince Jinwu, has returned to Beiju Luzhou, the demon clan is already vaguely dominated by him.

In addition, his cooperation with the Buddhist Heavenly Court has given the Demon Clan the opportunity to gain merit by learning from scriptures and tribulations, and now his reputation in the Demon Clan is increasing day by day.

Their mermaid clan participated in the pilgrimage, so they had to report the situation.

After reporting the situation to both parties, Starling also breathed a long sigh of relief.

Everything is just waiting for this peach feast!

……

The moment he stepped onto the land, Tang Sanzong clearly felt that there was a vague miasma in the air in Luzhou, Beiju! This miasma may not have much impact on cultivators, but for ordinary mortals, it is definitely not a good thing...

"I have long heard that Beiju Luzhou is filled with miasma. We haven't gone deep yet, but we can feel it just on the periphery." Tang Sanzian frowned.

Sun Xingzhe said: "Master, don't worry, I have been to Beiju Luzhou before. As long as we can live with the miasma for a period of time, the image of the miasma can be ignored."

"Some mortals in Beiju Luzhou who have not entered into cultivation survived only after gradually adapting."

Tang Sanzian nodded without saying anything, turned around and got into the Hummer.

At the same time, the system's prompt tone also sounded.

[It has been detected that the host is at Qingluo Bay, the eighty-one difficulty node. Do you want to check in? 】

"Check in!"

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the award "Three Hundred Children's Songs". As an entertainment song suitable for all ages, the host can properly disseminate and educate the world on the road of learning. 】

Tang Sanbu:? ? ?

"Tongzi, have you become obsessed with music recently?"

[Why did the host make such a statement? 】

"Look what the hell are you rewarding? Even if you are obsessed with music, can you do something tasteful, either a ghostly dance or a children's song..."

"I seriously doubt whether you went to station B?"

[I didn’t, you’re talking nonsense! 】

Ha ha.

Are you in a hurry?
  Tang Sanzong smiled and said no more, looking at the continent through the car window.

……

At the same time, the Buddhist headquarters of the Mahavira Hall.

Medicine Buddha and Tathagata Buddha were sitting on the Buddha's bed. After today's morning meeting, after listening to the reports of the people below, Tathagata Buddha saw Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva winking at him and immediately reacted.

"Cough cough..."

Tathagata Buddha cleared his throat, and the bald people who had been sitting on the Buddha bed and were a little sleepy suddenly woke up a lot. They rubbed their eyes and looked at Tathagata Buddha.

The morning meeting is over. What is Buddha going to do?
  "Although there is nothing important in today's morning meeting, we haven't reported on the Buddhist scriptures for a few days. Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, please come and report on the situation of the Buddhist monks."

After Tathagata Buddha finished speaking, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva couldn't help but straighten his chest, stood up with a proud face, raised the sound transmission stone in his hand, and released it in front of everyone.

"Reporting to the Bodhisattva, Buddhist monk Tang Sanfu has been trapped in Qingluo Bay for three days. Now he has officially left Qingluo Bay and landed on Beiju Luzhou."

In the sound transmission stone, the voice of Bago rang in the hall.

Tathagata Buddha showed a happy smile on his face.

This old boy is really reliable in his work, and it is much more comfortable to use than Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Tathagata Buddha nodded with approval: "Yes, the great cause of learning scriptures is the most important event in our Buddhism at present. You must continue to work hard in the future and strive to complete the Eighty-one Difficulties as soon as possible!"

"I will obey the Buddha's decree!" Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva also bowed in response.

Tathagata Buddha looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva again, and said in a faint voice: "Moonlight Bodhisattva, how is the situation here?"

These words of Tathagata Buddha made everyone in the hall focus on Moonlight Bodhisattva.

At this moment, Moonlight Bodhisattva's face instantly became extremely embarrassed!
  How's it going?

Who knows what the situation is like!
  No one told me about learning from the scriptures, so what the hell are you going to take a random test? (End of chapter)