Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

To be honest, Shen Gongbao was really angry at Monk Bianji and laughed.

Is this the eminent monk chosen by Buddhism to learn Buddhist scriptures?

Regarding this kind of character, not to mention compared with Tang Sanzong, any monk would be much better than him, right?

I really don’t know what Buddhism thinks about it.

Although Shen Gongbao didn't understand, after all, this was an internal matter within Buddhism, and it was hard for him to interfere too much.

The reason why I was able to give him three big fights was because the Bianji monk was too arrogant.

"Bodhisattva, I won't keep this monk Bianji any longer. I will return it to you in its entirety."

Shen Gongbao nodded slightly and saluted the two Bodhisattvas.

The two Bodhisattvas who were originally looking at the sky now moved their eyes to Monk Bianji.

When they saw his swollen face like a pig's head, the two Bodhisattvas almost couldn't hold back their laughter.

Deserving it!

Who gave you such a bad mouth?

Not to mention Shen Gongbao, even we can't stand it anymore.

You are a temporarily selected scripture seeker or a mortal. Why are you so arrogant in front of cultivators?

"Ahem, what about that, Monk Bianji, now that you are out of trouble, let's continue heading north."

Moonlight Bodhisattva gave a dry cough and symbolically comforted Monk Bianji, not wanting to stay here any longer.

Immediately, he and Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva rode on the auspicious clouds and headed towards the north.

Monk Bianji, who was covering his face, stood there, watching the two Bodhisattvas leave, standing on the clouds in circles angrily.

"Two old men!"

"When I one day obtain the true scriptures and become a Buddha, I will be the first to pull you out and beat you up!"

Monk Bianji vented a sentence, only to feel the corners of his mouth being pulled and painful.

"Bai He, where the hell did you go? Didn't you see that the auspicious clouds left by Lao Deng just now are about to dissipate?"

"You don't know if you came to pick me up, do you want me to fall down?"

Monk Bianji couldn't find anyone to vent to, so he covered his mouth and shouted loudly.

When the boy Baihe who was hiding far away heard the sound, he covered his ears and flew over with an unhappy look on his face.

"You don't even look at anything when you do things. How long has my master been in Beihai's eyes? Don't you know how to save your master?"

"What are you..."

Monk Bianji sat on Bai He's back, cursing along the way.

Bai Hetongzi felt shaky and cold all over!

He is a Buddhist!

He is a Buddhist!

He is a Buddhist!

Bai Hetongzi recited it silently three times in his mind before he managed to stabilize his emotions, and then cast a small spell to plug his ears.

The world suddenly became quiet.

Moonlight Bodhisattva and Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva were heading north all the way. When passing by Qingluo Bay, Moonlight Bodhisattva stopped.

Recalling the previous incident of being stabbed by Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, Moonlight Bodhisattva felt that it was necessary to give Myna a sound transmission stone.

Just save yourself from not being prepared the next time Medicine Buddha asks.

"Wait a moment, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, I want to go down and explain some things."

Moonlight Bodhisattva stopped Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, then turned the clouds and landed in Qingluo Bay.

As soon as the Bodhisattva arrived, all the fishmen in Qingluo Bay ran out and knelt down to worship.

Myna, who was directing the rehearsal of "Pure Land", also hurriedly ran out of the boat.

"Bago pays homage to Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva and pays homage to Moonlight Bodhisattva!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva nodded, waved his hand gently, and a blue-white sound transmission stone appeared in front of Starling's eyes.

"Monk Bianji is about to arrive at Qingluo Bay. After he survives the disaster here, you must report to me in time through this sound transmission stone!"

Bage was stunned for a moment, but he still carefully took the sound transmission stone into his hand.

"Don't worry, Moonlight Bodhisattva, I will report it in time!"

"Okay, if you have nothing to do, go back. Monk Bianji is coming soon, so be smart!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva waved his hand and prepared to leave with Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva.

Bage suddenly spoke up: "Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, um... we agreed before that if we stop the pilgrims, we will provide my mermaid clan with an opportunity to dance at the peach feast. When can we get that invitation?"

The steps of Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva and Moonlight Bodhisattva both stopped, and the latter even looked at Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva with horrified eyes.

It seems that I can’t believe what I heard with my ears!

When I mention this Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, I feel a little headache, and I wish I could slap myself in the face!

If I had known better, I wouldn't have agreed to such a weird thing.

But considering the matter of Tang San's burial, the mermaid clan did really well...

That's it.

Put aside your old face and ask Tathagata Buddha for help. This should be possible!

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva turned his head, squeezed out a smile and said: "Don't worry, I will definitely accomplish what I promised you. You can rehearse the program with peace of mind. An invitation letter will definitely be sent to you before the Peach Banquet."

"Thank you Bodhisattva!"

With the assurance of Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, Bage finally breathed a sigh of relief.

As for what the Bodhisattva thinks in his heart, that is not his concern.

He only knew that the "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" given to Tang San during his burial would definitely shine!

Left Qingluo Bay.

On the way to the Main Hall, Moonlight Bodhisattva tried to ask several times but held back until he was almost at the Main Hall.

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva looked at him who was hesitant to speak, sighed and said, "If you have anything to do, just ask, don't hold yourself back."

"Then what, I just want to ask if you really agreed to let them go to the peach banquet?"

The new eighty-one difficulties in Luzhou, Beiju, were all set before the arrival of Medicine Buddha and Moonlight Bodhisattva.

As for the compromises and exchanges of interests made by Buddhism in this process, Moonlight Bodhisattva does not know.

After hearing what Bage said just now, Moonlight Bodhisattva still couldn't believe it.

With the appearance of that ethnic group, can they also dance at the Peach Banquet?

If this frightens the Jade Emperor, all Buddhists will have to bear the responsibility!

"Hey, it's a long story. Originally, we considered that the Eighty-one Difficulties frequently caused problems before, so when designing this time, we flexibly added a few more difficulties."

"This Qingluo Bay is our alternative plan to increase the number of buildings. I didn't expect it to be possible."

"The result... well, let's not talk about it!"

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva shook his head: "I will report this matter to Tathagata Buddha. With his face, it should be possible!"

talking room.

The two walked into the Mahavira Hall together and bowed to the Medicine Buddha and Tathagata Buddha on the high platform.

Medicine Buddha spoke directly: "Moonlight Bodhisattva, how is Monk Bianji doing now?"

"Reporting to the World Honored One, with the help of me and Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, Monk Bianji has now overcome the disaster in Beihai Eye and is currently heading to Qingluo Bay."

"Well, that's fine."

Medicine Buddha nodded. After studying the scriptures for so long, he finally heard good news from Moonlight Bodhisattva.

"Now that Monk Bianji is lagging behind Tang San's burial, you have to think of ways to catch up quickly. After all, the three difficulties I temporarily inserted are mainly for Monk Bianji."           Don't let it happen because of the appearance of Tang San's burying. , which affected the composition of Monk Bianji’s Buddhist scripture learning team.”

Moonlight Bodhisattva nodded: "I will follow the teachings of the World Honored One and I will definitely complete the mission!"

Tathagata Buddha, who had been silent until now, suddenly put down the cigarette in his mouth, cleared his throat and said:

"Since Medicine Buddha has added a few more difficulties, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, it is better to give a brief introduction while the two responsible persons are here to avoid trouble later."

Medicine Buddha pondered for a moment, nodded and said, "That's fine. After all, these difficulties are extremely important to Monk Bianji. I will briefly introduce them."

"Everyone here knows that the configuration of the scripture collection team is determined by heaven and the saints."

"Currently, the Buddhist scripture collection team for Tang San's burial has been equipped with three apprentices and a mount, but Monk Bianji has just set out to collect scriptures, and currently still needs to gather the team along the way."

"After discussing with the saint, I have decided on all the disciples and mounts."

"According to Tang San's previous logic of accepting disciples, he would first accept a eldest disciple, then a mount, and then the second and third apprentices."

Tathagata Buddha and everyone present nodded in approval.

This order was the best step calculated by people from Buddhism and Heaven when arranging Tang San's burial for Buddhist scripture collectors.

Therefore, there is no problem in directly applying Medicine Buddha.

There is no need to deliberately innovate this kind of solution that has been tried and successful.

Medicine Buddha continued: "This mount is the black donkey sponsored by Zhang Guolao, one of the Eight Immortals of the Shangdong Cave in Heaven. Now I have placed him at the southernmost place of Beiju Luzhou."

"When the time comes, Monk Bianji will subdue the black donkey and go on the road."

"After you get the mount, you will become the most important person in our Buddhist sect, and its importance is comparable to that of Sun Xingzhe!"

Medicine Buddha's face instantly became serious, and everyone in the entire Mahavira Hall pricked up their ears.

Even Tathagata Buddha stopped smoking, waiting for the next words of Medicine Buddha.

"Monk Bianji's second disciple is one of the four apes in the world who was brought out from the Mountains and Rivers Sheji Map by leading the saint to personally find the saint Nuwa."

"This monkey appeared in the name of Yuan Hong during the Conferred God Measuring Tribulation. The saint designated him to participate in the Measuring Tribulation. This involves the luck of the demon race and the luck of Buddhism. I will not explain more specifically. As long as you know that he is very important. Got it!"

Tathagata Buddha's eyes turned twice, and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

The four monkeys in the world!

When Tang San was buried, the sage specially sent Sun Xingzhe to the Journey to the West to measure the calamity and became the disciple of the Buddhist scripture collector. Now that Monk Bianji is collecting scriptures, the sage also stuffed Yuan Hong...

And they are all one of the four monkeys in the world.

This made Tathagata Buddha smell a hint of conspiracy.

Is it possible that there is some unexplainable cause and effect between the four monkeys in this world and the demon clan?

Then I should pay more attention to the news about the four monkeys in the world.

Apart from these two monkeys, the only remaining one is the six-eared macaque... By the way, where the hell did the six-eared macaque go?

Since the last time I set up the real and fake monkey king, the six-eared macaque has mysteriously disappeared.

Is it possible that a saint was involved in this?

In addition to these three monkeys, the last one should be called Wuzhiqi, right?

It seems like I was trapped on Turtle Mountain?

Tathagata Buddha chuckled and suddenly had an idea in his mind.

He took a sudden drag on his cigarette and blew out a smoke ring, making his face unclear.

Medicine Buddha continued: "As for Monk Bianji's third disciple, his name is Tangshan. He is a native of the small world of Saint Zhunti. It is said that he is involved in the great cause and effect of certain surnames."

"As for the specific situation, I don't know much about it. I only know that this person seems to have some flaws in his character."

After Medicine Buddha finished speaking, he seemed to give everyone time to digest. He paused for a while and then continued: "The above is the relevant information about the composition of Monk Bianji's sutra collection team."

"These three consecutive disasters were designed at the southernmost end of Beiju Luzhou. After that, there will be the disaster you set at the beginning."

"After I finish speaking, which of you supports and who opposes?"

Tathagata Buddha did not speak.

The other Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the Mahavira Hall all looked at each other.

What else can I say?

You are the boss of Buddhism now. Why do you ask us after everything has been done?

Even Tathagata Buddha has no opinion, so what opinion can we have?

So everyone is shouting: "World Honored One, Holy Ming, Buddhism is flourishing!"

"World Honored One, Holy Might, Buddhism is flourishing!"

After being complimented by all the bald heads in the Main Hall, even with the Medicine Buddha's determination, he began to feel a little carried away, and directly announced that today the Buddhist sect would get off work early and take a half-day holiday.

There was another commotion in the hall.

It didn't take long for the bald guys to be almost gone.

Seeing that Tathagata Buddha was also leaving, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva followed quietly.

Tathagata Buddha turned his head and asked with confusion on his face: "What are you doing? What else do you have to do?"

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva rubbed his hands together in embarrassment, still thinking about how to speak.

Tathagata Buddha frowned: "If you have something to say, speak it quickly, or fart quickly. I have to go back and take a nap. Since the Medicine Buddha came, he has not spoken, so I can't go back to sleep early. It's not easy for me to have a sleep today." Opportunity, don’t spoil the fun!”

"Ugh……"

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva sighed and said, "This matter is neither big nor small."

"Buddha, do you still remember the group of mermaids in Qingluo Bay?"

Tathagata Buddha nodded with a cigarette in his mouth: "Remember, Tang San and the others just passed over there, what happened?"

"Didn't we learn from previous lessons and design a few more difficulties? At that time, the mermaid clan didn't want merit and it was cheap, so I just used it. I didn't expect that this difficulty would actually come true."

The Tathagata Buddha's eyes suddenly lit up: "Then this is a beautiful thing. They don't want merit, and our Buddhist sect can lose one more merit."

"But...but even though they didn't want any merit, they still made a small request."

Tathagata Buddha said carelessly: "It's normal to make small demands without merit. Since they have completed their tasks now, can't you just help them fulfill their demands?"

"This request is a bit troublesome, and the World Honored One may need to intervene."

Tathagata Buddha paused and said, "What is your request?"

"They... they want to participate in the Peach Banquet..."

"what?!"

Tathagata Buddha's voice suddenly rose a bit, and he was so shocked that he even dropped the cigarette in his mouth to the ground.

"You...you say it again?"

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva knew that this was a bit unbelievable, but he still had the courage to repeat: "He... they want to participate in the peach banquet."

"I'm afraid I won't be able to talk about this matter, so I'd like to ask the World Honored One to come forward and negotiate with the Heavenly Court."

Tathagata Buddha tremblingly picked up the half-smoked cigarette from the ground and looked at Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, speechless.

Scenes of fish-headed monsters dancing appeared in his mind involuntarily.

A chill surged from the bottom of his heart, making him shiver...

Even Buddhists like him who are not close to women can't accept it, let alone the Jade Emperor who has relatively high requirements for the appearance of service personnel.

this thing...

It’s a bit difficult! (End of chapter)