Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Moonlight Bodhisattva, who had just finished the morning meeting and was about to go back to his room to lie down for a while, suddenly became energetic after hearing the voice from the sound transmission stone.

"Something happened again?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva's voice even had a hint of vibrato.

His nerves have been weakened by this debate monk these days.

If this continues, the Eighty-One event in Luzhou, Beiju, may not have been arranged for Monk Bianji, or perhaps for himself!

There is no problem that makes you worry-free!

In the case of Qingluo Bay, I had already lost a Nine-turn Golden Pill, so what else could I do?

"Bodhisattva, this monk Bianji is almost done with his health. It stands to reason that it's time to go on the road to obtain Buddhist scriptures."

"But...but he insists on challenging his weakness. He wants to watch us rehearse the dance for the Peach Banquet, so as to embolden himself."

"As a result...as a result, he jumped up with us now, and we couldn't stop him!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva:? ? ? ?

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva was so angry that he made a sharp explosion, and the sound transmission stone in his hand was crushed into pieces again.

"Bianji, you bullied me too much!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva was so angry that he didn't even bother to put on his shoes, kicked open the door and rushed out.

At this moment, he could no longer hold back the fire he had been holding in his heart.

Is it easy for Moonlight Bodhisattva, who came to this Mahavira Palace from the Oriental Pure Glaze World and is unfamiliar with this place, to do so?

I originally thought that I could increase my achievements through the great cause of studying scriptures, so that Medicine Buddha would think highly of me, and maybe I would have the opportunity to be promoted to Buddha or something.

But now...

Moonlight Bodhisattva just wants to walk up to Monk Bianji and give him two big mouths!

Oh shit!

So damn frustrating!

In order to learn from the scriptures, my majestic Moonlight Bodhisattva is like a rat trying to get through the bellows - getting angry from both ends!

Because of the anger in his heart, he even drove the Moonlight Bodhisattva on the clouds much faster.

Soon he landed directly at Qingluo Bay.

Myna, who had been waiting here for a long time, saw the Bodhisattva coming and was about to speak.

Moonlight Bodhisattva didn't give him this chance and rushed into the rehearsal room on the ship barefoot.

"Stop the music!"

The angry voice of Moonlight Bodhisattva directly overwhelmed the BGM sound of the Pure Land, and all the fishmen who were performing were awakened by this roar.

Everyone was stunned in place, not knowing what to do.

Because Monk Bianji is still a mortal, Moonlight Bodhisattva's roar is mainly aimed at cultivators.

Otherwise, he was afraid that he would shock Monk Bianji to death...

Because of this, Monk Bianji, who was jumping up with a wine glass in his hand, suddenly stopped when he heard the music, and burped in dissatisfaction.

"Music up!"

"Keep playing music and dance!"

???

When Moonlight Bodhisattva heard what Monk Bianji said, he instantly remembered how he was eating and drinking in a restaurant on the edge of Beihai.

"Fuck, I'll let you keep playing and dancing!"

"Clap clap clap!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva could no longer suppress the anger in his heart, so he lifted up Monk Bianji's neck collar and shot his bow left and right.

Several big mouths slapped him on the face, and looking at Monk Bianji who instantly swelled into a pig's head, Moonlight Bodhisattva felt that the anger in his heart was extinguished a little.

"That's it once, you fucking enjoy it again and again?"

"Do you know how my life goes while you are enjoying it?"

When I think about myself being scolded by the Medicine Buddha every day and having to wipe my butt for Monk Bianji, I am enjoying myself on the way to obtain Buddhist scriptures every day...

Moonlight Bodhisattva suddenly felt that there was no way to vent the endless grievances and unwillingness in his heart, and he couldn't help but give Monk Bianji a few big words.

"Bodhisattva, stop beating me. If you beat me again, you will go to the underworld to hunt for people."

Seeing that Moonlight Bodhisattva had activated the True Fire, Baihe Boy hurriedly reminded him.

If the fight continues, Monk Bianji will really die!

"Damn it, I was so busy beating him that I forgot to beat you, right?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva let go of Monk Bianji, pulled Baihe Boy over, and hit him with a few big mouths, beating Baihe Boy until he was dizzy. Monk Bianji was born in a mortal body, so Moonlight Bodhisattva did not dare to use too much force when he attacked.

But for Bai Hedongzi, he didn't have this worry. He completely let out all his anger.

"Damn it, I'm going to let you two learn from this. You're either eating or playing all day long. Are you going to go through a calamity or am I going to go through a calamity?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva let out a long breath and threw the White Crane boy and the monk Bianji together.

Seeing that both of their heads were swollen into pig heads, Moonlight Bodhisattva finally felt better.

"Let's go now!"

"I want to see you two appear in Beiju Luzhou before the sun sets today!"

Monk Bianji's eyes were so beaten that he could only squint to a slit, and he couldn't even see people clearly. As for his mouth, it was swollen like a sausage, making it difficult to open his mouth.

It was Baihe Boy who had some cultivation skills and could withstand beatings better. He bravely agreed: "Yes, yes, Bodhisattva, we will send it out now, let's set off now!"

After taking a look at Monk Bianji who was having difficulty moving, Boy Baihe quickly put him on his back and started running forward in a panic.

I'm afraid I'll be beaten by Moonlight Bodhisattva again if I'm a step too late!

"Bodhisattva... Bodhisattva, what about our fish-men tribe's performance at the Peach Banquet in Heaven..." Bago said in a low voice.

Moonlight Bodhisattva's face turned cold: "Performance? With your current performance, do you dare to raise conditions?"

"If you have something to do, go to Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva. He arranged this matter. Don't bother me again!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva snorted coldly, and suddenly felt a chill under his feet.

When I looked down, I realized that I had left the house in such a hurry that I had even forgotten to put on my shoes.

"Where's the sound transmission stone I gave you before?"

Bago smiled sarcastically, took out the sound transmission stone from his pocket, and whispered: "It's here."

"The matter is over. This sound transmission stone is of no use if you keep it here. Please come back."

Moonlight Bodhisattva waved, took the sound transmission stone from Bage's hand and put it away.

I spent a Nine-turn Golden Elixir to save Monk Bian Ji, but now I don't have that much money.

Although things like sound transmission stones are not valuable, riding a bicycle to the bar is a waste of money.

Why give him a sound transmission stone for nothing?

After putting away the sound transmission stone, Moonlight Bodhisattva did not stay long and immediately returned to the Mahavira Hall.

The White Crane boy, carrying Monk Bianji on his back, rushed towards the north non-stop, for fear that the Moonlight Bodhisattva would be watching behind him.

Because of the miasma in Luzhou in Beiju, Monk Bianji on Baihe Boy's back felt a little uncomfortable breathing.

He had been beaten up by Moonlight Bodhisattva, and his face was so swollen that his nostrils were almost blocked.

Coupled with the miasma, his face turned red due to the suffocation at this moment, and he couldn't help but raise his hand to slap Baihe Boy.

"Master, stop fighting. I know you feel uncomfortable. Let's walk inside again. When the Bodhisattva can't see you anymore, I will use magic to help you restore your original state."

Bai Hetong didn't even look back, he couldn't help but speed up under his feet, and the miasma suddenly became more intense.

Monk Bianji, who was originally tapping Baihe Boy's shoulder, felt his eyes darken, and his raised arm fell softly.

Then his head tilted, and there was no more movement.

"Master, this is the right thing to do. If we go further, I will help you cast a spell to relieve the pain."

The White Crane boy thought that his master had listened to the advice, so he said with a smile and continued to move towards the north.

After running for more than ten miles, Baihe Boy felt that no Bodhisattva was paying attention here, so he stopped.

"Master, just stay here. I'll help you relieve your pain first and take a rest."

Bai Hetongzi said as he prepared to put Monk Bianji down from his back.

But as soon as he raised his hand and touched Monk Bianji's skin, he immediately felt a chill coming over him.

After he completely lowered Monk Bianji from his back, Baihe Boy's face instantly turned pale.

because……

Monk Bianji has been fucking dead for a while!

Even my body is so stiff that I can’t relax...

Cold sweat broke out on Bai Hetong's forehead instantly.

"grass!"

"How could he be dead? Are you fucking kidding me?"

The White Crane boy looked at the dead monk Bian Ji, and ignored the fact that he had just been beaten by the Moonlight Bodhisattva, and flew towards the Main Hall without stopping.

Moonlight Bodhisattva, who had just returned to the Main Hall and was about to take a rest, had not even prepared the water for washing his feet when he heard the sharp sound of the White Crane Boy coming from outside the hall.

"White Crane Boy asks to see Moonlight Bodhisattva!"

"Monk Bianji, a Buddhist monk, died again!" (End of this chapter)