Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

This sudden scene in the Mahavira Hall stunned the Medicine Buddha and Tathagata Buddha who were having a meeting.

Especially after hearing that Moonlight Bodhisattva had a cerebral thrombosis, Medicine Buddha and Tathagata Buddha were in bad condition.

It is already strange for a majestic Buddhist Bodhisattva to fall ill. How can he also suffer from cerebral thrombosis?

Isn't this a fucking joke?

"Quiet, Moonlight Bodhisattva is a Buddhist Bodhisattva. How can there be such a mortal disease as cerebral thrombosis?"

Medicine Buddha snorted coldly, raised his hand slightly, and a ray of Buddha's light shone on Moonlight Bodhisattva, immediately investigating his situation clearly.

But seeing this, Medicine Buddha's heart skipped a beat.

because……

This is really a fucking cerebral thrombosis!

That’s outrageous!

This kind of mortal disease is impossible for anyone who enters cultivation, right?

Not to mention that you have cultivated to Daluo Jinxian, but the cerebral blood clot in your head hasn’t been cultivated yet?

To put it ten thousand steps back, if you have a cerebral thrombosis in your head, how did you cultivate to the level of Daluo Jinxian?

Seeing the silence of Medicine Buddha, Tathagata Buddha also silently cast a spell to cover Moonlight Bodhisattva.

After a while...

Tathagata Buddha and Medicine Buddha fell into silence.

"Ahem, what about that? Why don't we revive Moonlight Bodhisattva first? I seemed to have heard someone outside the main hall report about Monk Bianji just now."

It was Tathagata Buddha who spoke and broke the silence.

Medicine Buddha nodded without saying a word, and immediately injected a spell into Moonlight Bodhisattva's head, breaking open the cerebral blood clots blocking his blood vessels.

Moonlight Bodhisattva, who had fallen to the ground, slowly woke up.

But before he could fully open his eyes, Fo Bole's voice came from outside the hall again.

"The Buddhist monk Bian Ji is in danger, please ask Moonlight Bodhisattva to come forward and save him!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva, who had just woken up, subconsciously twitched again, and his whole body fell into endless despair.

Oh shit!

Didn’t I just save Monk Bianji?

How much time has passed before Monk Bianji has another problem?

The only thing that could make Moonlight Bodhisattva feel relieved was that Monk Bianji was only in danger this time, at least he was not completely dead yet.

It can be considered a blessing in misfortune.

"Ananda, go outside and bring in the person who shouted." Tathagata Buddha said.

"Yes, World Honored One!"

A bald man walked out in response, and not long after, he came in with Fu Bole.

It was the first time that Fo Bole came to the main hall of the Buddhist headquarters. After looking at the pink curtains, various pink candles and beds inside, he almost suspected that he had gone to the wrong place.

Is this really fucking Buddhism?

If it weren't for Ananda, a bald man, Fo Bole would have thought he was in a brothel.

"You just said that Monk Bianji is in danger, what happened?"

Medicine Buddha took a puff of his cigarette to calm himself down and then asked.

Hearing that it was the Buddha who was asking the question, Fo Bole did not dare to be negligent and said hurriedly: "For the record, Lord Buddha, today the Buddhist scripture seeker came to my place according to the established script. It was originally arranged for him to get Zhang Guolao's black donkey as a mount, but who Come to think of it..."

Fu Bole recounted the situation at the scene, and everyone present became dazzled when he heard it.

That is to say, Fo Bole left earlier and did not see the scene later when Zhang Guolao rescued Monk Bianji. If he had seen it, I am afraid that the eyes of the Buddhist people would have been even more outrageous!

After hearing this, Moonlight Bodhisattva, who was being supported by others and was still a little weak, asked with disbelief on his face: "Are you saying that the black donkey went crazy for no reason?"

Zhang Guolao's black donkey was borrowed by Moonlight Bodhisattva himself from heaven.

After borrowing it from Zhang Guolao, Moonlight Bodhisattva put it directly at Sai Weng's place. He had never even been to other places. How could he suddenly go crazy?

This thing makes no sense!

Ferbole nodded seriously, hesitated and said, "It's not appropriate to say he's completely crazy. At least he can still walk as a mount." "It's just that the way he starts is a bit unique."

Moonlight Bodhisattva became even more curious: "What kind of unique method?"

"As we all know, the general slogan for starting a horse is 'drive', but now the black donkey requires the rider to answer children's rhyme questions. As long as the rider answers correctly, it can walk normally."

When Fu Bole thought of the way Black Donkey started, he felt a sense of fear in his heart.

Tang Sanbian just touched the black donkey lightly at the beginning, and the black donkey immediately became stupid?

This kind of ability is unheard of even for him, who ranks first in horsemanship skills in the world!

Moonlight Bodhisattva and everyone in the Mahavira Hall were stunned.

Is this Nima or a mount?

What's the difference between this and a children's rocking chair?

After Medicine Buddha pondered for a moment, he said with a serious face: "In other words, Master Taiyi and Zhang Guolao are now waiting there for my Buddhist sect to explain?"

Fu BoLe nodded: "That's right."

"What do you think?"

Medicine Buddha glanced around the hall and looked at all the Buddhas and Arhats present.

"From my point of view, this matter is quite strange. The great cause of learning scriptures is decided by heaven and the saints. It is absolutely impossible for such a strange accident to happen."

The Happy Buddha had a cigarette in his mouth, and his face was full of doubts.

"As we all know, the Journey to the West is the last great calamity in the prehistoric times, and it is also the source of the great prosperity of our Buddhism."

"But since the birth of the two swords of Yuantu Abi last time, there has been a big problem in this calamity. I suspect that there may be variables in this calamity."

"variable?"

Medicine Buddha frowned tightly.

"Not bad!"

Huanxi Buddha continued: "According to the original plan, the sutra collector Tang Sanfu will have to go through hardships and get the true sutra at Lingshan, and our Buddhist sect will also be able to prosper!"

"But now our Buddhist sect has not only moved to Beiju Luzhou, but even the great cause of Buddhist scriptures has changed from a single-line operation to a two-line operation!"

"There must be huge variables in this, and this variable is still affecting the calamity!"

"And I suspect that there are variables involved in what happened this time."

"If I, the Buddhist sect, cannot find out this variable, I am afraid that the matter of measuring tribulations and obtaining scriptures will not be peaceful."

The words of the Joyful Buddha caused both the Medicine Buddha and the Tathagata Buddha to fall into silence.

In particular, Tathagata Buddha had deep feelings about the matter of seeking Buddhist scriptures.

In the past, he thought that it was Guanyin's script arrangement that was not good, which led to the problems in the Eighty-one Dilemma.

But now that Happy Buddha said this, Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but frown and think.

Who will be the variable in this Journey to the West calamity?

Tang San's burial?

Don't talk nonsense, although his character and behavior are different from those set in the script, he is the protagonist of the calamity.

If something went wrong with him, then the Journey to the West Calamity would no longer exist.

Or maybe it's the Tongtian Saint?

Tathagata Buddha suddenly remembered that the rhino spirits in Xuanying Cave were once disciples of the Confucian Academy.

And because of the protection of Saint Tongtian, the Confucian Academy is now living in Luzhou, Beiju...

And this journey to the west was also introduced to Luzhou in Beiju!

Could it be that the variable behind this really is the Tongtian Saint and the Kong Er fool from the Confucian Academy?

Or maybe the addition of Monk Bian Ji is a big change in itself? (End of chapter)