Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Buddhist Moonlight Bodhisattva, on the orders of Medicine Buddha and Tathagata Buddha, come to Wuzhuang Temple to buy cigarettes!"

Because Moonlight Bodhisattva deliberately cast spells and blessings, the sound instantly resounded throughout the Wuzhuang Temple.

Qingfeng and Mingyue, who were taking a nap in the temple, were suddenly startled.

"It's over, it's over. This Moonlight Bodhisattva must have discovered that we cheated him after he went back, so he came to settle the score with great fanfare this time!"

Qingfeng stood up with a start and walked around anxiously.

Mingyue held up the two horn buns on her head and said without any panic: "What can I do if I know?"

"If he dared to come and cause trouble, he would have come long ago. Roaring in such a big way just shows that he can't do anything to us!"

"Really?" Qingfeng glanced at him doubtfully.

Mingyue patted her chest confidently: "I promise!"

"Besides, have you forgotten what happened to the last Bodhisattva who caused trouble in Wuzhuang Temple?"

After hearing this, Qingfeng suddenly calmed down a lot.

Mingyue is right!

What are we afraid of when Master is here at Wuzhuang Temple?

Regardless of whether he is justified or not, as long as he dares to come to Wuzhuang Temple to cause trouble, we will move Master out and that will be it!

Maybe next time I can post the deeds of Lingji Bodhisattva at the gate?

The two of them quickly arrived at the entrance of Wuzhuang Temple and opened the door, and they bumped into the sullen face of Moonlight Bodhisattva.

"Hey, isn't this Moonlight Bodhisattva? Didn't I just buy two packs of cigarettes two days ago and come back to buy them again so soon?"

Mingyue's face was filled with a smile, as if the incident of defrauding Moonlight Bodhisattva had never happened before.

"Humph!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva snorted coldly: "How much do your Wuzhuangguan cigarettes cost?"

Mingyue smiled and stretched out a finger: "Exchange an acquired top-grade magic weapon for a pack of cigarettes."

“Our Wuzhuangguan cigarettes are of the highest quality and are always priced at this price!”

"Okay, okay, just admit it!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva's face turned cold, and he immediately asked: "Then why last time when I came to buy cigarettes, I exchanged five acquired high-grade magic weapons for two cigarettes?"

"What the hell is this not a scam?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva's mouth was almost twisted with anger.

If he hadn't been tricked by these two Taoist boys, he wouldn't have been caught by Tathagata Buddha!

Although he had already cooperated with Tathagata Buddha before, this incident completely left him with no choice.

He, Moonlight Bodhisattva, once wanted to be a good Bodhisattva who was loyal to Medicine Master Buddha.

But now...

He just wants to live well in Buddhism's overt and covert struggles!

It would be great if I could keep this Bodhisattva position.

"Moonlight Bodhisattva's words are wrong!"

Mingyue's expression immediately changed, and she waved her hands and said, "As the representatives of Wuzhuangguan to the outside world, how can we two brothers do such a thing as fraud?"

"Bodhisattva must have remembered it wrong!"

"Remember wrong?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva was so angry that she almost laughed out loud: "Can I remember the five magic weapons I personally sent out wrong?"

"Does the Bodhisattva have any proof?"

"How can I still accuse you of injustice out of thin air?"

Mingyue shook her head and said with an apologetic look: "I'm sorry, we Wuzhuang Temple will not recognize you without proof!"

"All cigarettes shipped from Wuzhuangguan have our special invoice from Wuzhuangguan. Any after-sales issues will be dealt with based on the invoice."

"If you can't get the ticket, we won't accept it!"

Looking at Ming Yue's ruthless appearance, Moonlight Bodhisattva felt as if he had been punched in cotton.

Isn’t this even reasonable? Are you really shameless and invincible?

"Could it be that the Bodhisattva wants to bring fake goods to our Wuzhuang Temple to fool us?"

Mingyue continued: "If this is the case, then we two brothers will have no choice but to ask the master to come out and let him talk to you."

"Except for Tang Shengseng, our master seems to hate other people in Buddhism. The last Bodhisattva who failed to negotiate has the grass on his grave now several meters high."

"You think so, Qingfeng?"

Qingfeng's mouth is not as sharp as Mingyue's, but he is definitely a good hand at Penggui.

He immediately nodded and said, "That's right, that's right. Master had to keep it in check, otherwise Lingji Bodhisattva wouldn't even have a chance to be reincarnated!"

"By the way, Moonlight Bodhisattva, are you here to argue about fraud or to buy cigarettes?"

"If you want to talk about fraud, I will go find Master right now. If you want to buy cigarettes, we two brothers can make the decision."

Mingyue squinted her eyes and looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva with a half-smile.

Although the tone of the words was very soft, Moonlight Bodhisattva understood the threat in the words.

Either accept this dumb loss and buy cigarettes, or... go argue with Zhen Yuanzi.

With Zhen Yuanzi's relationship with Buddhism, if you go to him to argue, isn't that just waiting to be beaten?

Although my matter is not as big as that of Lingji Bodhisattva, and I still take care of it myself, who is Zhen Yuanzi?

That's a fucking person who helps his relatives but doesn't take care of them!

"Ahem, what, maybe I remembered it wrong, and I might have gone to the pirated Wuzhuang Temple."

Moonlight Bodhisattva coughed twice and dropped the topic.

Piracy of Wuzhuangguan?

Isn't this a lame reason?

Even if there are people in the entire Three Realms who dare to pirate Buddhism, no one dares to pirate Wuzhuang Temple!

Qingfeng Mingyue glanced at each other, with a hint of cunning flashing in their eyes, but they did not point out Moonlight Bodhisattva's lame excuse.

"The two of us brothers feel more and more that Bodhisattva has remembered it wrong. Since Bodhisattva is here to buy cigarettes on behalf of Buddhism, we should invite him in quickly."

"We brothers will introduce you to the director of Wuzhuangguan Cigarette Factory!"

"And the factory director?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva became a little curious and no longer bothered about being blackmailed.

To be honest, he didn't think about getting any justice at all. He was mainly worried because he couldn't get rid of the anger in his heart.

just now……

Even more blocked!

Following Qingfeng and Mingyue, Moonlight Bodhisattva arrived at the backyard of Wuzhuang Temple.

The fragrance of ginseng fruit that filled the yard hit my face, and Moonlight Bodhisattva couldn't help but take a few more puffs.

"If Bodhisattva likes it, I will pick two fruits for you to try." Mingyue laughed.

Moonlight Bodhisattva waved his hands repeatedly: "Don't dare, don't dare, this ginseng fruit is so precious, how could we..."

Before he finished speaking, Mingyue threw the golden hammer forward, and a ginseng fruit fell into the hand of Moonlight Bodhisattva.

"This, this, this..."

Moonlight Bodhisattva's eyes instantly went straight, but after the shock, his body couldn't help but tremble.

Why did Lingji Bodhisattva disappear in the first place?

Isn't it because he stole Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit?

Now that the ginseng fruit is in his hands, if Zhen Yuanzi happens to know about it...

Thinking of this, cold sweat suddenly broke out on Moonlight Bodhisattva's forehead, and he said with trembling white lips: "I have already said that I may have admitted the wrong person, but you... why are you still using ginseng fruit to trick me?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva looked at the clear breeze and bright moon, tears already welling up in his eyes.

The baby is feeling miserable, but the baby cannot say it.

No, I can't bear it anymore, the baby is about to cry! (End of chapter)