Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 49 Others thought that our Buddhist scripture-seeking team couldn’t afford ginseng fruit!

Tathagata watched Lingji Bodhisattva leave, and his thoughts immediately returned to the land of dark demons.

At present, the donations from everyone in Lingshan are enough to re-grow a golden lotus of merit in the Pure Lotus Pond, but when something like this happens at this critical moment of Buddhist scriptures, Tathagata always has a bad premonition.

Thinking of this, Tathagata said: "The land of the dark devil is very important. Although you are generous today, you will have to guard against it in the future. Who would like to guard the land of the dark devil?"

All the Buddhas of the Western Heaven lowered their heads for a while, not daring to meet the Tathagata.

Oh shit!

It is already reluctant to donate by yourself.

Now you have to go to a difficult area and be stationed abroad?

Seeing that no one in the hall opened his mouth, Tathagata added: "For those who guard the land of dark demons, the merit rewards of Lingshan will be doubled!"

"Go to the old man!"

After Tathagata finished speaking, before anyone else could react, the Ancient Buddha of Deng Deng took the initiative to stand up.

"Then there is Lao Randeng Ancient Buddha."

"The land of the dark devil is of great importance, and it is my Buddhist duty!"

Seeing that the Lantern Ancient Buddha took orders, the faces of the other Buddhas in the hall were all blue with anger.

Grass!
Lao Tzu's reaction was half a beat slow, and he was preempted by the old thing like burning lamp.

Why didn't I see you being so active when I didn't mention adding money just now?

That is double the merit! !

……

The Tathagata sat cross-legged on the Buddhist altar and continued: "Guanyin, the world is in chaos right now. You should pay more attention to the matter of obtaining the scriptures and avoid any accidents!"

"Yes, World Honored!"

Tathagata nodded and signaled everyone to leave, ending today's meeting.

"Ugh……"

After everyone left, Tathagata sighed deeply.

Since the beginning of time, hundreds of millions of years have passed, and the world has experienced many catastrophes.

In the past, the Liches were able to control the prosperity of the human race, and finally the human race prospered, and the Conferred God Great Tribulation determined the prosperity of the Heavenly Court, and later the Heavenly Court also became the overlord as it wished.

But when it happened to me, it was destined that the West would prosper, and there was such a thing as the Land of Dark Demons. Could it be that this fateful event would be destroyed in my own hands?
"Damn it, which idiot has affected my merits in Lingshan? The Dark Demon Land has been safe for many years. Why did something go wrong at this critical moment?!"

Thinking of this, Tathagata was so angry that he wanted to curse!
In my position, the Buddha in the past was staring at the burning lamp, and the future Buddha Maitreya was thinking about what would happen if something happened to him.

Will those two saints just praise themselves?

"Ah!"

Tang Sanzan, who was traveling westward in the Humvee, suddenly sneezed.

Frowning, he said with a gloomy face, "I, Tang Sanzan, am a god no matter what I say now. Which bastard is cursing me behind my back?"

"If I find out, his tongue will be pulled out!"

Zhu Bajie's back went cold when he heard it, and he whispered: "Master, I guess it's because I have been eating meat for the past few days and not vegetarian."

Monk Sha was driving a Humvee, and nodded in the same way: "Master, Second Senior Brother is right!"

"Then go full speed ahead, eat some vegetarian dishes in this place to relieve the tiredness!"

The Hummer speeded up suddenly, Tang Sanzan sat in the car and fell asleep leisurely humming a little tune, until it was getting late and the voice of Zhu Bajie came to his ears.

"Master, there seems to be a Taoist temple in front, why don't we go down for a night and have some vegetarian food by the way?"

Tang Sanzan hummed.

After surrendering to the Four Saints, Tang Sanzong didn't see anyone on his way west, so he could only eat barbecue. He did feel a little greasy along the way.

Monk Sha drove a Hummer and stopped in front of the Taoist temple.

Sun Xingzhe hurriedly got out of the car, opened the car door with one hand, supported the roof of the car with the other, and greeted Tang Sanbu respectfully.

Seeing the plaque on the Taoist temple, Tang Sanzong immediately understood that he had arrived at Zhen Yuanzi's territory.

Five Village Views.

The immortal mansion of immortality is the same as the heaven!

Sun Xingzhe walked to the door and sneered: "Immortal and live as long as heaven? This temple master has such a big tone!"

"Bah! Where did the wild monkey come from to tease my temple master?"

From the Taoist temple, two little Taoist boys with goat horns came out, looking at Sun Xingzhe with a gloomy face: "The five-star Taoist temple does not accept outsiders to burn incense without an appointment, why don't you go away?"

"You're such a stupid kid, you're young but your tone is not young!"

"My Qingfeng is 320 years old this year, and my Mingyue is [-] years old this year. What's wrong with speaking louder?"

Tang Sanzan was already in a bad mood, but when he heard Qingfeng Mingyue's attitude, his face instantly turned cold.

"Your mother! Talking about age in front of me, Jin Chanzi? Before Zhen Yuanzi left, did you tell you that your third master is coming?"

Qingfeng Mingyue was stunned, and asked in disbelief: "You... are you a monk who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Tang Sanzian's eyes turned cold: "Stop your dog eyes, I'm wearing a brocade cassock!"

Qingfeng Mingyue was confused.

I thought I was the ultimate troll, but today I realized that there are people outside the world.

How does this man look like a holy monk?
Qingfeng held back the anger in his chest: "Since it's a holy... holy monk coming, we should treat him as a good host!"

Mingyue also turned sideways and let out the door: "Master has explained before leaving that if the holy monk comes here, he can rest in the temple."

Tang Sanbu and four disciples entered Wuzhuang Temple and sat down.

Seeing Qingfeng Mingyue still standing there, Tang Sanzan frowned: "What are you two still doing here? I don't know if the third master is thirsty and should serve ginseng fruit?"

Qingfeng said in surprise: "Did the holy monk meet my master?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head: "I have a good heart with Zhen Yuanzi, and this ginseng fruit is destined for me!"

Qingfengmingyue: ...

"Holy Monk, please wait a moment. We are going to get the golden hammer and ginseng fruit for the Holy Monk."

Not long after, Qingfeng Mingyue walked in carrying a plate covered with red cloth.

"Holy Monk, this is the ginseng fruit taught by my master!"

Qingfeng Mingyue swallowed, smelled the fragrance of ginseng fruit, and handed the plate to Tang Sanzan unwillingly.

If the master had not explained before leaving, the two of them would not have given the monk any ginseng fruit.

Isn't it delicious to eat by yourself!
Tang Sanzong lifted up the red cloth, revealing two lifelike, palm-sized dolls.

Sun Xingzhe immediately took out his AK47 and pointed it at the two men.

"Where is the evil spirit? You want to eat this under-month-old child?"

Although Sun Xingzhe had eaten many flat peach elixir, he had never seen this ginseng fruit.

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly explained: "Brother Monkey, this is indeed ginseng fruit, not a child!"

Monk Sha also came forward and said: "Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother is right! This ginseng fruit is extremely precious. I was lucky enough to have seen it from a distance at the Queen Mother's Peach Fair..."

"Master, remember to tell me what this ginseng fruit tastes like after you eat it!"

Although Zhu Bajie was greedy, there were only two ginseng fruits, so he naturally wanted his master to eat them first.

Tang Sanzan frowned: "Only two?"

"This ginseng fruit takes 3000 years to bloom, 3000 years to bear fruit, and another 3000 years to mature. It takes 1 years to produce only thirty ginseng fruits. It is extremely precious!"

"The saintly monk I read is an old friend of my family teacher and a distinguished Buddhist monk, so I got two..."

Qingfeng Mingyue and the two stared intently at the ginseng fruit on the plate, and explained its preciousness.

Even if they were Zhen Yuanzi's most beloved little apprentices who guarded the ginseng fruit tree every day, they never had the honor to taste it.

Is this monk still too young?

Tang Sanzan's eyes turned cold, his expression changed suddenly when he looked at the breeze and bright moon!
"What do you mean? Just give us two if you invite us to eat?"

"I, Tang Sanbu, the four masters and apprentices, are God-appointed Buddhist scriptures. Who would dare not give us face during the entire Buddhist scriptures journey?"

"If others knew about it, they would think that our pilgrimage team can't afford ginseng fruit!"

"Two more!"

"One for each!"

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