Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Stop making any noise!"

"This is the bastard's buttocks, the rules (turtle buttocks)!"

Watching the Humvee disappear from sight, Clairvoyant stood up straight, turned his head and shouted angrily at the people queuing up.

"If you don't wash your face and look in the mirror, what class are you and what class are they?"

The clairvoyant snorted coldly and glanced at everyone in the queue.

"If you can also produce the Jade Emperor's invitation, I will let you pass without saying anything."

"Have it?"

The crowd in line suddenly fell silent.

The invitations from the Jade Emperor are all sent to the powerful and powerful people in the Three Realms!

To some extent, it represents the Jade Emperor's respect for them, so he specially made invitations and arranged for them to be sent there.

Those like them who were queuing up at Nantianmen were able to come to the peach banquet because the Jade Emperor showed mercy and randomly arranged for someone to roar in the lower world, and they came here in a hurry.

Although I don’t know what the iron horse is that I entered...

But the weirder the mount, the more unfathomable its strength!

Everyone was silent now, not daring to say any more.

“If you have no objection, continue queuing through the security check!”

The clairvoyant said hello, order was restored at Nantianmen, and the heavenly soldiers began to conduct security checks in an orderly manner.

"I'm the one in front, let me go in first!"

"Who asked you to bring such contraband as a storage magic weapon? Don't you read the contraband catalog posted at Nantian's door?"

Shunfeng'er's face turned cold, and with a wave of his hand, two or three heavenly soldiers rushed to the man fiercely, and directly picked him up.

Although his strength far surpassed these heavenly soldiers, he did not dare to cause trouble at this time and could only plead:

"This is also my first time here. Please give me another chance. I won't bring this storage magic weapon. Isn't it okay if I don't bring it with me!"

"roll roll roll!"

"What kind of grand event is the Peach Banquet? People like you who only think about packing it when you serve it are not worthy of attending!"

Shunfeng'er once again pointed to the notice of prohibited matters posted at Nantian's door, and said with a serious face:

"If anyone else has brought prohibited items, please take them out in advance and put them in the box next to me and queue up at the back."

"If we find out again, you will be disqualified from participating in the Peach Banquet!"

If you listen to the wind, coupled with the precedent just now, it really shocked many people in line.

After a moment of hesitation, a gray-haired old man in the team walked up to the front, took off a storage ring from his hand and threw it into the frame.

"Very well, go and line up at the back."

Shunfeng Er nodded.

With someone taking the lead, other people who brought prohibited items no longer felt embarrassed and handed over their items one after another.

Originally, the Jade Emperor arranged the security check at Nantianmen mainly to prevent some people from secretly bringing in some highly lethal magic weapons.

After all, he spent a lot of money on this peach banquet to compete with Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit.

So absolutely no problems can arise!

But who would have thought that what the Jade Emperor was most worried about did not appear. On the contrary, all the things found out were storage magic weapons...

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Er were already numb as they looked at the baskets of storage magic weapons handed over.

"You haven't even had a meal at all. If you bring this storage magic weapon in, the food will be gone before others can even sit down."

"Even if there are ten imperial dining rooms in heaven, you can't help but build them like this?"

When the people in line heard this, they immediately blushed.

It's no wonder they are so embarrassed.

In fact, they have never participated in such a grand event as the Peach Banquet!

If the Jade Emperor hadn't expanded its scale this time, how could such a good thing have happened to them?

Therefore, everyone who came to the banquet did not think about eating any delicacies, but mainly packed them!

Pack as many items as there are on the table!

The majestic Jade Emperor in Heaven can't hold a grand event like a peach banquet and leave the table empty, right?

Although this behavior is somewhat embarrassing. But to these people who are going to heaven for the first time to eat, what is face?

It is the right way to eat and take away!

"A group of country bumpkins, I don't know why Your Majesty asked them to come here to join in the fun this time."

The clairvoyant complained contemptuously.

Shunfeng Er chuckled twice and said: "We have lost the taproot of the peach tree in Heaven, and since Immortal Zhenyuan's ginseng fruit society is so successful, His Majesty must also want to find more people to increase his popularity."

"You forgot about this banquet. Your Majesty started a live broadcast in the three realms at the same time. This is the first time since the beginning of the world!"

In the past, the Peach Banquet was a grand event that only the top men in the world had the opportunity to attend.

Not to mention the people lining up at the door, even if their ancestors come, they may not have a chance.

But now the Jade Emperor not only gave them a quota, but also broadcast live to the three realms simultaneously!

Whether they are gods or monsters, even humans and underworld can see this grand event at the same time!

Qianliyan rubbed his eyes, with a solemn look on his face, and whispered in a low voice: "But I always feel that something is going to happen at this peach banquet."

Shunfeng'er's expression suddenly changed, he covered Clairvoyant's mouth and said hurriedly: "Silence!"

"How dare you say such nonsense?"

Qianliyan shook his head vigorously and broke away from Shunfeng Er's hand, and said, "I'm just telling you, and I have a basis for it."

Shunfeng Er looked at him dubiously: "Really? What basis do you have?"

The clairvoyant pointed to his right eye and said mysteriously: "The basis is here."

"My right eyelid has been twitching for the whole day today."

Shunfeng Er said in confusion: "What does that mean?"

"What does it mean?"

"Have you forgotten that the left eye will bring wealth and the right eye will bring misfortune?"

Omniscient:? ? ?

You are already a god in heaven, are you trying to play superstition with me?

But having said that, Shunfeng Er's face couldn't help but look solemn.

Just be afraid of everything.

What if something happens?

……

The Hummer drove all the way to Yaochi without any obstruction.

When Xiao Bailong and Princess Wan Sheng were engaged, Aaron visited Yaochi and it was here that he received the Night Pearl given by the Jade Emperor.

Therefore, there is no need for others to guide you on this road. Those who are familiar with the road will come here.

"Stop, Yaochi is an important place. All guests are not allowed to bring pets or ride mounts inside!"

As soon as the Hummer stopped, a man in armor ran over at the entrance of Yaochi.

Zha Wujin was sitting on the outermost side and just opened the car door. As soon as he got out of the car, he looked into each other's eyes.

"Ah...Afu?"

Sha Wujin was stunned for a moment and recognized that this person was the deputy who took his place after he was demoted to the lower realm.

Now the new curtain general in heaven!

"Since you are here, it will be easy to handle. Although Aaron is Master's mount, he is also my brother. Do you think you can..."

"cannot!"

Ah Fu's eyes averted for a few times, then he raised his hand to interrupt the killing, and said expressionlessly: "There is no Ah Fu here, only the curtain rolling general of heaven!"

"Since you are here to attend the Peach Banquet, park your mounts outside and enter Yaochi on foot!"

"This is the bastard's buttocks, the rules (turtle buttocks)!"

Zha Wujin opened his mouth and sighed in disappointment as he saw his former subordinate becoming so unfamiliar.

No longer paying attention to Ah Fu, Sha Wujin turned around and stretched out a hand, gently placed it on the top of the car door, and said respectfully:

"Master, please get out of the car when Yaochi arrives."

(End of this chapter)