Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

No wonder the Medicine Buddha is anxious.

Buddhism is a powerful force second only to Heaven in the Three Realms. Even after the Tribulation of Journey to the West is over, it is not impossible for Buddhism to make further progress.

But now Heavenly Court is so indiscriminate and comes directly to block the door of the house.

Could it be possible that he really thought that Medicine Master Buddha was the newly appointed World-Honored One, easy to bully?

"Where are the Medicine Buddha, the Tathagata Buddha and the Joyous Buddha?"

The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon chariot and asked in a cold voice.

"May I ask what the Jade Emperor has to do with Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha?"

Medicine Buddha replied in a low voice.

But when his eyes fell on the Jade Emperor's face, Medicine Buddha was stunned for a moment.

The Jade Emperor's dragon chariot has no aura at all and looks ordinary. Even the dragons on it have just been carved and look extremely rough.

What happened to Heaven?

After all, the dragon that the Jade Emperor used to go out was also a rare magic weapon in the Three Realms.

Why did you just find a few broken boards and carve two dragons on them to fool around?

And they also came to look for Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha by name...

Medicine Buddha's eyes narrowed slightly, as if he smelled a conspiracy!

Tathagata Buddha and Medicine Buddha disappeared after the peach feast.

Although Buddhism has been searching for it for almost a month now, it has been done in secret. Logically speaking, it is impossible for Heaven to know.

But now...

The Jade Emperor's face changed slightly, and he said coldly: "How can you, as the Buddha's World Honored One, not know what I do for you?"

"Things have reached this point, why are you still pretending?"

The aura of the Jade Emperor spread instantly, as if a hurricane was sweeping over the main hall.

I have long known that these bald donkeys in Buddhism are shameless.

I didn’t expect to be so shameless!

I have clearly said that he is the Tathagata Buddha and the Happy Buddha, and you are still trying to fight me here?

"Haha, Jade Emperor, do you think I am afraid of you because the army of heaven is approaching?"

Medicine Buddha’s voice is like thunder.

"Humph, since I gave you face and you don't want it, then don't blame me for being angry!"

The Jade Emperor's face turned completely gloomy, and he hummed: "Medicine Buddha, your Buddhist sect stole my heavenly treasure house and used it to promote Buddhist personnel on a large scale. If you don't give me an explanation today, I will suppress your Buddhist sect with a hundred thousand heavenly troops. !”

Hearing this, Medicine Buddha was a little confused.

What did the Jade Emperor say?

What kind of thing is Buddhism stealing the treasure house of heaven?

My Buddhism is about to flourish, why do I need to do such sneaky things?

Besides, anyone can steal the Heavenly Treasure House?

Medicine Buddha calmed down, lit a cigarette and took a deep drag, seeming to calm down his emotions.

"Jade Emperor, everything must be based on evidence!"

"Among the Eight Precepts of Buddhism, stealing is a taboo. You actually accuse me, a Buddhist, of stealing the Buddhist treasure house?"

"To put it bluntly, Buddhism is booming in the Journey to the West. How can I, the Buddhist sect, value what you have in heaven?"

"Haha, evidence?"

The Jade Emperor's eyes lingered on the cigarette at the corner of Medicine Buddha's mouth for a while, and then he said: "Since you Buddhists want evidence, let Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha come out to confront me!"

"Call Tathagata Buddha to come out and confront you?"

After hearing this, everyone in the Buddhist sect looked at each other, as if they had heard some joke.

Both Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha have been missing for so long.

Isn’t it funny to call them out now?

A trace of ridicule flashed across Medicine Buddha's face.

"Wow, wow!"

"If you want to incriminate yourself, why bother?"

The aura of the Medicine Buddha completely exploded, holding a magic weapon and a medicine pestle, pointing directly at the Jade Emperor.

"No wonder our Buddhist sect is looking for Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha everywhere. It turns out it's you in heaven who are secretly causing trouble!"

"We know clearly that our Buddhist sect cannot find the Tathagata Buddha to come out to confront us, so why do we need to act coyly?" Jade Emperor:? ? ?

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha are missing?

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, seemed to realize something, and then laughed.

"Medicine Buddha, even if your Buddhist sect doesn't hand over Tathagata Buddha now that things have come to this, I still have evidence!"

"Your Buddhist sect is now promoting people on a large scale, isn't it using the resources of my heavenly treasure house?"

"My majestic heaven can't support so many high-end combat forces, so why should you be a Buddhist?"

Except for the people on the list of gods who can naturally enjoy the merits of heaven, everyone else in heaven needs the Jade Emperor to find a way to pay their wages.

The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of Buddhism can basically be compared to the level of the Five Emperors of Heaven and Li Jing.

It has been so long since the Conferred God Tribulation, and Heavenly Court has only accumulated so much wealth.

Buddhism's journey to the west has just begun. How can it come up with the same resources as Heaven?

Medicine Buddha laughed: "There seems to be no need to report to heaven how many resources Buddhism has, right?"

"In a word, Jade Emperor, if you can't come up with substantial evidence today, I don't mind starting a complete war with you in heaven!"

"Even if the saint comes, he can't stop you, I said so!"

Medicine Buddha's voice was as loud as a bell, and the Buddhist bald donkeys behind him also flashed the magic weapons in their hands.

Only Maitreya Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva and others looked at each other and silently retreated behind everyone.

Outrageous!

The heavenly treasure house was actually stolen?

There is no need to think about this matter, it was definitely Tang Sanzong’s doing!

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't think of anyone in the Three Realms who could steal things under the eyes of the Jade Emperor.

"Oh, since you Buddhists are so stubborn, do you dare to let go of the formation restrictions in the Main Hall and let me investigate?"

"I can know the contents of the heavenly treasure house with just a little sense!"

Seeing that Medicine Buddha and everyone in the Buddhist sect were so excited, the Jade Emperor also took a step back.

There are so many things in the heavenly treasure house, and many of them are even orphans.

As long as he takes a look, nothing can be hidden!

"Okay, okay, since you, Jade Emperor, are determined to put this shit basin on my Buddhist head, then I don't need to be polite to you!"

"The ban imposed by this formation on me can be lifted, but what if you can't find the problem?"

Medicine Buddha looked at the Jade Emperor with cold eyes.

"If I can't find the problem, I will personally go to the two Buddhist saints to plead guilty!"

"What will you do if I find something from the heavenly treasure house?"

Medicine Buddha sneered and said without thinking: "If you find something from the heavenly treasure house and you like something from Buddhism, feel free to take it!"

Medicine Buddha himself knew whether he had stolen something or not.

In order to promote Maitreya Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva and others, he directly emptied all the resources of Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha by default.

If he had stolen something from the Heavenly Treasure House, he wouldn't be so strapped for money.

After the words fell, Medicine Buddha raised his hand and waved, and a white light flashed through.

The formation restrictions covering the Great Hall in the void have completely lost their effect.

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, and without saying a word, he poured his consciousness into every crevice of the Great Hall.

Everything has nowhere to hide under the Jade Emperor's consciousness.

Even the Buddhist treasure house can be seen clearly!

But as the consciousness gradually deepens...

The Jade Emperor's face became more and more silent, and even cold sweat broke out on his forehead!

No?

Why not?

Where have all the resources from my huge heavenly treasure house gone?

"Impossible, my treasure house must have been stolen by Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha!"

"Where did you hide them, Medicine Master Buddha? As the Lord of the Three Realms, I order you to hand them over immediately!"

"Otherwise, I will have to ask Patriarch Hongjun to come forward and uphold justice!" (End of Chapter)