Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

At the same moment that ancestor Hongjun calculated.

On the uninhabited island of Xiniu Hezhou.

Two green-skinned and bald-headed savages, each holding a harpoon in their hands, were walking on the beach, as if they were two wild monkeys just released from the mountains.

These two people are Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha.

At this moment, the red pants on Tathagata Buddha's body have been worn away.

Ever since the last time he rode a wild boar to the island, Tathagata Buddha's red pants had been torn and he couldn't wear them anymore.

So now he is wearing a simple grass skirt just like Huanxi Buddha.

The two of them seemed to have adapted here and completely integrated into the island life.

Originally, Tathagata Buddha wanted to hang himself.

But since being fucked by a wild boar on the island, his survival instinct has allowed him to persevere and survive.

If he died deep inside the island, his physical body would be gone.

If he is eaten by a wild boar, he will really become a laughing stock in the Three Realms.

I don’t know if it was the Tathagata Buddha’s good luck. While riding a wild boar, he raised his hand and grabbed a tree branch. The experience of surviving in the wilderness on the island these days forced him to climb up in a few clicks. .

Wait until there is no movement under the tree.

Only then did Tathagata Buddha walk down.

It's just that this place is already deep in the island, the jungle is full of dangers, and the roars of wild beasts can be heard.

In this case, Tathagata Buddha also became afraid.

He picked up a branch casually, lay on the ground with his butt raised higher than his head, and worked hard for a long time to make fire with the wood, and finally managed to get some sparks out.

Tathagata Buddha blew for a long time and finally a flame was lit.

With the fire, Tathagata Buddha felt a little more at ease and prepared to return to the seaside.

After all, the seaside is relatively safer.

But the problem is...

He is lost!

Being led by wild boar across the island so far, Tathagata Buddha could not even tell the difference between north, south, east and west.

But after all, he was a Buddha in Buddhism, and he is still very smart.

Especially on this desert island, it seemed that his talent for survival in the wilderness was inspired.

He began to follow the wild boar's footprints and walked out of the island step by step.

Back to the beach again.

However, he had basically not eaten in the past two days and was almost starving.

When he saw the figure of the Joyful Buddha on the beach, Tathagata Buddha was so excited that he fainted.

But when he fainted, his body's instinctive reaction caused him to tightly cover his buttocks.

Even when Buddha Huanxi helped him to the hammock, Tathagata Buddha's hands seemed to be welded to his buttocks, and he couldn't pry them open despite all his efforts.

After waking up the next day.

The first thing Tathagata Buddha did was check his butt.

After confirming that there was no problem, he breathed a long sigh of relief.

After walking to the beach and taking a quick shower, the thoughts of death in Tathagata Buddha's heart were forgotten.

After all, when he fucked the World Honored One, he also said that an ant could live in vain.

Death is not terrible for him, it is terrible because death makes him the laughing stock of the three worlds!

Therefore, after thinking about it, Tathagata Buddha decided to struggle again.

Even if there is nothing now.

At least I still have my innocence.

Maybe, everyone in the Main Hall will find him tomorrow?

After all, he and Huanxi Buddha, regardless of their positions in Buddhism, are both quasi-sages in terms of strength!

No matter where it is placed, it cannot be abandoned.

"Buddha, we have to cheer up. I have a hunch that we can go out soon."

Tathagata Buddha said with confidence.

Happy Buddha sighed, shook his head and said, "World Honored One, you can deceive others, but you must not deceive yourself."

"If we could have gone out earlier, why wait until now?"

"In my opinion, we have been affected by this variable. Maybe the world we are in now is not necessarily the Three Realms."

Happy Buddha looked pessimistic.

The main reason was that he felt a little uncomfortable after not practicing the dual cultivation method for so many days.

It even affected his mental state. "Even if this is the case, we can't lose confidence. We must have hope to persevere, Oli!"

"We have to cheer up and get some more fish to fill our bellies."

Tathagata Buddha now has a deeper understanding of the suffering of all sentient beings.

Because people must first solve the problem of eating when they are alive.

Regardless of whether it is heaven or Buddhism, once a god or Buddha makes a mistake, he will usually be cast into the mortal world and suffer the pain of reincarnation.

From this we can see how miserable the mortal world really is.

He comforts himself now that the suffering he suffers now will definitely be paid back as blessings in the future.

Encouraged by Tathagata Buddha, Happy Buddha reluctantly picked up the harpoon and came to the shallow water with him.

The two men were holding harpoons, frozen in place like sculptures, staring straight at the fish in the water.

"Hey!"

Tathagata Buddha saw the opportunity and suddenly thrust the harpoon into it.

In the end, I don’t know if it was due to dazzling eyesight, but the fish didn’t reach it, and the harpoon was broken instead.

Even Tathagata Buddha fell heavily into the sea.

Huanxi Buddha hurriedly took two steps forward and helped him up.

At this time, a small boat faintly appeared on the sea.

Tathagata Buddha seemed to have seen hope, waving his hands and shouting: "Hey, hey, hey! The boatman is coming over quickly! Someone here is coming over quickly!"

But the boat was looming, gradually moving away.

It was as if his shouts were not heard.

But Tathagata Buddha did not give up hope, shouted with all his strength, and even hurried to the beach and set a fire.

Want to get the other person's attention.

After all, so many days have passed, and this is the first time I see hope of going out.

If only we could leave this ghost place through this boat.

After arriving at the Mahavira Hall, he would pray to the boatman and let him come to work in Buddhism.

After all, if you can meet yourself, you are destined to be a Buddhist.

Even though Tathagata Buddha tried his best.

But the boat slowly disappeared.

"Ahhh!"

Tathagata Buddha sat down on the beach in despair.

"Happy Buddha, do you think this boat is real, or is it our illusion and a mirage?"

Now that there is no magic power, Tathagata Buddha cannot judge.

After all, so many days have passed, and they have a fairly good understanding of the situation on this island.

This is an isolated island specially selected by Huanxi Buddha.

How could an ordinary boat pass by?

But even if it was an illusion, Tathagata Buddha gritted his teeth angrily and cursed loudly.

"damn it!"

"If you don't worship the Buddha when you meet him, your true life will be lost. If you don't let him board the boat when you meet me, you will die in the right way!"

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Zixiao Palace.

Ancestor Hongjun's calculation fingers were so close that afterimages appeared.

People who didn't know better thought he was making some secrets.

Under the gaze of the Six Saints, Patriarch Hongjun felt a little embarrassed at the moment.

I was bragging just now that I would lose one of the Six Saints.

As a result, you haven't figured out anything yet?

no no no...

We have to find a way to resolve this matter.

Just as Patriarch Hongjun was making calculations in his mind, the voice of Saint Laozi suddenly came to his ears.

"Old...teacher, your calculation fingers seem...to be cramped..."

"Why do I see them all knotted?"

Ancestor Hongjun:? ? ? (End of chapter)