Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Being slapped by Tang San, Tang Shan's face turned green and he couldn't help but say, "Are you a monk or a gangster?"

"I am now a Buddhist disciple personally appointed by the saint. Do you dare to hit me?"

Tang Sanzian tilted his head and said with a ferocious expression: "The poor monk Godfather of the Evernight City of the Tang Dynasty, the ruthless bandit in Journey to the West, beats the disciples who are seeking Buddhist scriptures!"

"You don't agree?"

Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, and the three of them were already facing Tangshan with guns and cannons.

Cold sweat suddenly broke out on Tangshan's forehead...

"Are you Tang Sanfu, the Buddhist scripture seeker?"

At this moment, a timid voice spat out.

The rabbit spirit stretched out his little hand and wiped the nosebleed on his little nose, looking at Tang Sanbian curiously with his big sad eyes.

"who are you?"

Tang Sanzian turned his head and glanced at the rabbit spirit, frowning slightly.

"Holy Monk, I am the Jade Rabbit under Fairy Chang'e's throne in Guanghan Palace..."

Tang Sanzian waved his hand and said coldly: "How many rabbits does Chang'e have?"

The rabbit spirit said hurriedly: "Holy monk, Fairy Chang'e has two jade rabbits. My sister sent me a message a few days ago, saying that they have settled at the mouth of Guanjiang River."

"I am alone in Guanghan Palace, so I want to go to the lower world to seek refuge with my sister..."

"Nonsense!"

Tangshan gave a sharp shout, widened his eyes and shouted: "Follow me back quickly and be my wife!"

"I am the apprentice of the Buddhist scripture seeker, and the saint personally gave me a trident. I will become a man of the sea god in the future!"

"Follow me and you will be rich and prosperous!"

Tangshan looked proud, holding a trident in his hand and looking at the rabbit spirit majestically.

Tang Sanzian's eyes narrowed slightly, he wiped his bald head and said, "You guys are talking about love here, have you ever considered my feelings?"

"If you dare to attack the poor monk's mount, I think you also have a way to kill yourself!"

???

Tangshan was stunned.

Are these all my lines you said?

"Holy Monk, for the sake of Fairy Chang'e and my sister, please ask Holy Monk to help me leave!"

The rabbit spirit hid beside Tang San's body, looked at Tang Shan with a guarded face, and said with lingering fear.

In order to escape from Guanghan Palace, she suffered a lot!

I finally made it to the lower realm, but ended up getting lost...

Relying on the instinct of a rabbit, she came all the way to Beiju Luzhou and was attracted by the blue silver grass here.

Unexpectedly, Tangshan caught him just after taking two mouthfuls of Bluesilver Grass.

And he also claimed to be the disciple of the Buddhist monks.

I thought I had worked so hard to escape and finally saw hope.

But I didn’t expect that I just came out of the devil’s cave and entered the snake’s den again!

Tangshan, who looks gentle and elegant, is secretly a zoophile!

Somewhat crazy obsessed with rabbits.

I finally found a chance to escape today, but...

As a result, it hit the Hummer.

Even the little nose was knocked flat...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Holy monk, help me, I don't want to give him a child, he and I are not a good match at all!"

The rabbit spirit looked aggrieved, placing its two furry little paws on Tang Sanzang's arm, blinking its big eyes.

Tang Sanzian couldn't help but swallowed.

Oh shit!

This pitiful rabbit head would taste really good if it were made spicy...

"Tang San is buried, you and I are on the same page!"

"I'm waiting for Monk Bianji here, leaving the rabbit spirit behind. I can be merciful and let you go to learn the scriptures!"

Tangshan still had lingering fears about Tang San's burial methods.

The scene in Rifford City still left a deep impression on him.

"You're showing mercy and letting me go?"

Tang Sanzian looked at him with cold eyes: "I think you may have some misunderstandings about your situation!" "Except for me, the poor monk hates people with the surname Tang, especially those with three (mountain) names."

"so……"

Tang Sanzian turned around and said calmly: "Since you have something to do with Buddhist scriptures, I'll give you a beating!"

The moment he turned around, guns rang out!

When Tangshan was in the small world, his strength was only Taiyi Golden Immortal. Now that he was brought to the Three Realms by the saint, he was only Daluo Golden Immortal.

Facing the attacks of Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, and Killing Wujin, there is absolutely no defense.

But at this moment, Tangshan suddenly jumped up, suspended in mid-air, and an icy voice rang out.

"Uncertain storm!"

The trident in his hand was waved, and the rules of the space here seemed to begin to twist and change.

The bullets fired by the guns stopped even before they had reached a distance of one meter, as if they encountered an obstacle that was difficult to break through.

"Master, the idea is tough!"

Sun Xingzhe said with a solemn expression.

The space here is like a swamp. Whether it is the attack of the magic weapon or the movement of oneself, it is greatly restricted!

There is even a faint hint of the power of law!

Tangshan held a trident, suspended it in mid-air and sneered: "You didn't expect that, did you?"

"I'll be submissive in Laifu City, but I'll fight hard in Blue Silver Forest!"

"Under my control, all of you can only be at my mercy!"

Zhu Bajie moved his body laboriously, trying to swing the laser cannon and attack it directly as a cold weapon.

But no matter how he activated his magic power, his movements were extremely slow and devoid of any threat at all.

"Master, what should I do?"

Tang Sanzong looked at Tangshan, who was a villain, and immediately said, "It's a small problem."

piece of cake?

Hearing Tang San's words, Tang Shan laughed mockingly: "I wanted you to hand over the rabbit spirit and let you go. Since I don't understand current affairs, don't blame me for being ruthless."

"I heard that eating the brains of people who seek Buddhist scriptures can instantly make you a saint..."

Tang San's face darkened.

Why the hell is this getting more and more outrageous?

Just live forever.

Why did he become a saint immediately?

Who the hell is spreading rumors?

Or is this rumor a targeted trap based on the strength of the Eighty-One Difficult Monster?

If you really have this ability, I'll rip out your own fucking brain and eat it first.

Looking at the proud Tangshan, Tang Sanzong sneered: "Maybe you eat what you eat to make up for it. You are only one smart brain away from becoming a saint!"

???

"Tough mouth!"

At this moment, because Sha Wujin had the lowest cultivation level, he could no longer hold the Gatling in his hand and dropped it to the ground.

"The weirder the weapon, the faster you will die!"

With a proud smile on Tangshan's face, he gently sucked his palm to catch the rabbit essence in his hand.

When Tang Sanzian saw this scene, a brick appeared in his hand.

Regardless of any cultivation level, hit the opponent's back of the head 100%!

"Oh? Still want to struggle?"

Tang Shan laughed mockingly, seeing the movements in Tang San's hands, he didn't care at all.

"I advise you to stop struggling. Trying to break free from my shackles is simply..."

"Idiot's dream!"

As soon as Tangshan finished speaking, he saw Tang Sanzian holding a brick and smashing it towards Tangshan as if he was in a deserted place!

"The mighty Tianlong!"

A cross-shoulder dragon appeared on Tang San's shoulder, and his biceps and triceps bulged out like a horned dragon turning its head.

(End of this chapter)