Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 56 Ten catties of lean meat, ten catties of fat meat, ten catties of cartilage!

"Damn it, do monsters keep pace with the times now?"

Tang Sanzan was almost dumbfounded.

Not right!

I remember that this is not how the Bone Demon appeared in the original work?

"Master, there's a problem!" Sun Xingzhe stood in front of Tang San's body and stopped the young woman's next move.

"Brother Monkey, I feel pity for this lady. She doesn't look like a bad person. It's not easy to sell melons in this hot weather. Let's buy her as a help!"

Not everyone has Sun Xingzhe's piercing eyes.

Zhu Bajie looked at the young woman's watermelon and felt dry mouth.

"Monster, don't show your original shape and die!"

Without further ado, Sun Xingzhe took out his AK47 and aimed it directly at the young woman's head.

"Elder, your apprentice is so scary!"

"Unlike me, I only feel sorry for the elder~" The young woman pretended to be scared and leaned directly towards Tang San.

"Hey, hey, you came here on your own, I didn't do anything!"

Tang San was helpless and allowed the young woman to get into his arms.

It's just that the expected soft touch didn't strike, but instead felt a bone-chilling feeling.

"To be honest, monks don't have sex with women!"

Tang Sanzan took a few steps back with a look of disgust.

what the hell!

You've already transformed. How many times can you die if you can transform into two ounces of flesh?

He also made a fake one to tempt me. May I ask which monk can't resist this temptation?
"Master, what do you say?"

Sun Xingzhe looked at Tang San's funeral.

With the master's strength, he must be able to see the real body of this young woman.

As for whether to kill or not, it depends on what the master wants!
Tang Sanbu looked at the young woman, then at the watermelon in her hand, and asked coldly, "I ask you, are you sure this melon is ripe?"

The young woman was stunned for a few seconds and replied subconsciously: "The elder is joking, I am a fruit stall owner, can I sell you raw melon eggs?"

Tang Sanzan's voice became cold: "I ask you, is this melon ripe?!"

Young woman:? ? ?
Why is the plot different from what I imagined?
I'm sticking to you like this.

You ask me whether the melon will stay cooked?

The young woman's face also became stiff: "Elder, are you deliberately finding fault, aren't you? Do you want it or not!"

Tang Sanzan spread his hands together: "If your melon is ripe, I will definitely want it, so what if it is not ripe?"

The young woman hesitated for two seconds, and said, "If it's not familiar, I'll swallow it myself, are you satisfied?"

"Okay, how much does your melon cost?"

"30 taels no bargaining!"

Tang Sanzan frowned, took out the bricks rewarded by the system, and slapped it hard on the watermelon.

"Fuck! Is your melon 30 taels a gold melon or a silver melon?"

"Besides, as you said, if the melon is not ripe, you can swallow it yourself!"

"You monk, how dare you tease me!"

The young woman's complexion changed drastically in response, and she grabbed Tang Sanzun with five fingers forming claws.

Sun Xingzhe was furious immediately, aiming at the young woman's head, he was about to pull the trigger of the AK47.

Sun Xingzhe has a hot temper, but someone has a hotter temper than him!
Tang Sanzian held a brick in his hand and patted the young woman with a brick.

Young woman:? ? ?
Is this really a frail monk who is going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?
"Bold monster, I can see at a glance that you are not human!"

As soon as the words fell, the brick hit the back of the young woman's head 100%, and instantly the skin was torn and blood flowed!

A wisp of remnant soul slipped out along the young woman's celestial spirit cover.

Zhu Bajie looked at the young woman who was shot to death by the master in a blink of an eye, and couldn't help sighing.

"Master, this is a woman from an ordinary family, is it too cruel?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head: "No!"

"I'd rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go!"

"Little Piggy, I warned you back in Gaolaozhuang that good people have bad thoughts. What's more, do you think this young woman is a good person?"

"Little monkey, tell him!"

Sun Xingzhe said with a helpless face: "Idiot, this monster is in the form of bones, attached to the corpse, it must come here to kill Master!"

Zhu Bajie blinked and reacted at this moment.

"I understand Master!"

If you want to achieve great things, you must be informal!
If Zhu Bajie's thought of being a good guy can't be completely changed, it will inevitably lead to the disintegration of the team in the future.

Although Tang Sanzan didn't know why the difficulty of beating the Bone Essence three times was different from the original Journey to the West, the overall idea remained the same!

This difficulty is to create a gap between master and apprentice!

It's just that this time the gap didn't happen to Sun Xingzhe, but to Zhu Bajie!
"Let's go, let's go into the city and have a look. I haven't seen a city of this size anywhere else since I left Datang!"

Tang San's funeral didn't say anything more.

Although Zhu Bajie has the mentality of a good old man, it doesn't mean that Zhu Bajie is stupid. He has said all he has said, and he needs to understand the rest by himself.

Entering the City of Bones, a familiar smell of fireworks hit my face.

The streets are busy with people coming and going, and the shops on both sides are lined up row upon row with the sound of hawking, which is even better than Chang'an City.

"Master, this Bone City is so prosperous. No wonder no one from the surrounding villages is farming. They all come to this Bone City to work."

Zhu Bajie looked at this scene and secretly sighed in his heart.

Sun Xingzhe and Monk Sha had rarely been to cities where humans gathered.

But Zhu Bajie had stayed in Gaolaozhuang for three years, so he immediately saw the prosperity of this place.

"This place is indeed a bit strange, and there are even many similarities with that Chang'an City!"

Tang Sanzan also nodded unexpectedly, and at the same time, the doubt in his heart became even more serious!

You must know that Chang'an City today is not the Chang'an City in the original Journey to the West. After 18 years of development, the light and heavy industries in Chang'an City have greatly improved, and some urban layouts are the product of modern thinking!

And this Bone City is thousands of miles away, and it has the same effect as Chang'an City!
This had to make Tang Sanjian suspicious.

Could it be that there are travelers like him in this city of bones?
Tang Sanzan was worried, and walked along the crowd, unknowingly came to a butcher's shop.

An old man wearing linen and plain clothes blocked the way to Tang San's funeral.

"Elder, I think you look like a rich man!"

"The monks pay attention to compassion, but some people were born in Rome, and some people were born as cattle and horses. Can the elders take pity on me, an old man, and buy some meat?"

The old man looked skinny and weak when he spoke.

The corner of Tang Sanzan's mouth twitched.

This white-bone demon is much smarter than the one in the original work, but it's a pity that no matter how many tricks he tries, he can't stop Tang San from reading the original work!
"Master, give me a chance!" Zhu Bajie's expression darkened.

Tang Sanzong waved his hand, walked up to the father-in-law, and said with a smile: "In that case, I will be kind enough to help you!"

"Cut ten catties of lean meat for the poor monk to make sausages, and you can't see any fat!"

The old man's face froze.

Tang Sanzan showed a fierce look: "Why, can't it be cut?"

The old man said solemnly: "Elder, don't you want ten pounds of lean meat, ten pounds of fat meat, and ten pounds of cartilage?"

Tang Sanzian's face showed a fierce look: "What?! I said it only costs ten kilograms! How dare you, a profiteer, buy and sell by force?!"

　Ask for a monthly ticket recommendation!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)