Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Taibai Jinxing knelt on the ground with her butt raised higher than her head, like a big dog.

But he was not convinced in his heart.

I am obviously good at thinking and have developed a new business model.

It allowed those heavenly soldiers who had no money to live a good life and smoke the same cigarettes that the gods smoked, which invisibly gave them face.

He obviously means well.

It also relieved the economic pressure on Heaven from the side and enriched the treasure house!

Why did the Jade Emperor stop himself?
"The debt problem ends here. We will select some magic weapons from the treasure house later." The Jade Emperor frowned, and it was obvious that he was in a bad mood.

Although Taibai Jinxing did this a little too much.

But it’s all for the sake of heaven, that is, for my consideration.

Punishment is impossible to punish.

After all, there are not many people who can use it now.

Taibai Jinxing has a quick mind. If he can come up with this method of loan, he is obviously talented and will need to be reused in the future.

Of course, this talent must be used on the right path.

However, this new idea of ​​​​loans cannot be killed with one shot...

The Jade Emperor took a few puffs of the cigarette, his head started to spin rapidly, and at the same time he waved his hand towards Taibai Jinxing, indicating that he could get out.

"Yes, Your Majesty, I have found out my guilt."

Taibai Jinxing retreated tremblingly.

Then an order from the Jade Emperor came out.

The entire heaven will thoroughly investigate the loan matter and severely crack down on this personal behavior.

The whole heaven suddenly cheered.

Because most people have debts on their backs, His Majesty has taken action to solve them now.

It undoubtedly relieved them.

At least you don't have to live on tenterhooks, fearing that you will be struck to death by lightning one day.

"That's great. Your Majesty is merciful. It's a pity that it would be great if you could live one more day."

Some people are mourning their dead relatives.

"Great, I'm going to find a way to find some connections in the underworld so that my brother doesn't drink Meng Po Soup, and all the debts will be solved."

Some people are thinking of ways to bring those relatives who committed suicide back to heaven.

In the morning.

The Jade Emperor Long Yan was furious and announced on the spot that the entire heaven would stop smoking!

If this continues, what will become of this heaven?

At the same time, Taibaijinxing's canteen was also forcibly closed by the Jade Emperor's order.

Regarding this, Taibai Jinxing dared not speak out in anger.

But quitting smoking cannot be done so directly.

There has to be a step-by-step process.

So the Jade Emperor decided that each person could only smoke two cigarettes a day and distribute them during every morning.

Of course, it's free.

On this point, the Jade Emperor did a good job.

In addition, in order to prevent someone from going down to the border to buy cigarettes secretly.

The Jade Emperor sealed off the entire heaven.

Without a pass issued by the Jade Emperor, no one can enter or leave the heaven at will.

It is imperative to quit smoking in Heaven.

However, the Jade Emperor did not expect that quitting smoking would actually cause some gods to become dissatisfied with him.

After many years of living, life is finally a little fun.

At this moment, he was about to be cut off by the Jade Emperor!
Heavenly soldiers and generals don't have much salary, but the wages of veteran gods like them are enough.

Now that they are not allowed to buy cigarettes, what should they do with the money?

As the instigator, the Jade Emperor didn't care at all about quitting smoking at this moment.

Mainly because he was thinking in his mind.

As long as these cigarettes in Heaven are finished, I will stop smoking completely.

Thinking of this, he began to smoke cigarettes unscrupulously. He even smoked harder than before!
The day when the Jade Emperor issued the decree happened to be May 31st.

It has been passed down for thousands of years and is known as World No Tobacco Day.

After the news of quitting smoking in Tianting spread to Wuzhuangguan, Zhen Yuanzi also realized the dangers of cigarettes.

But want him to stop selling cigarettes in Wuzhuangguan?

Obviously it is impossible.

What's more, Wuzhuangguan Erguotou has just been launched and is far from being able to replace cigarettes as a pillar industry.

After comprehensive consideration, Zhen Yuanzi decided to print a slogan on the outer packaging of cigarettes that smoking is harmful to health.

In addition to quitting smoking, Taibaijinxing's idea of ​​lending was also standardized by the Jade Emperor, who established a special loan bank in Heaven, under the supervision of the Jade Emperor.

From this day on, the Three Realms also have their first Heaven and Earth Bank!
……

When there is a lot of action in heaven.

The Mahavira Hall at the Buddhist headquarters is also not stable.

The main reason is that Buddhism has no money!
Although the stability of Heavenly Court was almost affected due to the loan crisis, after all, it was still supported by the treasure house sent by Buddhism.

Buddhism is really out of ammunition and food now!

Even the number of candles lit in the Main Hall has dropped by 70%!

The poorer bald donkeys have not even changed their cassocks for many days.

As a result, the main hall was filled with a strange smell.

Medicine Buddha asked coldly: "Tathagata Buddha has been in the lower world for a few days. Has he ever felt repentant and been willing to hand over the treasure house in heaven?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva stood up and shook his head and said: "World Honored One, Tathagata Buddha led some monks in the lower realm to form a bald gang and are begging for food."

"Disciples observed that he seemed to be enjoying himself and had no regrets at all."

As a confidant of Medicine Buddha, Moonlight Bodhisattva is arranged to keep an eye on Tathagata Buddha these days.

Of course, Medicine Buddha did not know that his confidant had actually been instigated by Tathagata Buddha and Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva long ago.

Therefore, Moonlight Bodhisattva did not mention much about some situations in the lower realm.

"Humph!"

"Stubborn!"

Medicine Buddha snorted angrily: "Do you really think that if you don't hand over the treasure house of heaven, there will be nothing you can do?"

"Since it's disrespectful to him, don't blame me for giving him dignity."

After the Medicine Buddha finished speaking, he immediately appeared outside the chaos.

Went directly to see Saint Zhunti.

"Sage, Tathagata Buddha has been in the lower world for many days without any remorse, nor has he ever handed over the treasure house in heaven."

"Now that Buddhism is in a deficit, we still ask the teacher to take action and take back the heavenly treasure house by force!"

The figure of Saint Zhunti appeared and sighed with some disappointment.

He immediately raised his fingers to calculate the location of Tathagata Buddha.

"Forget it, if that's the case, then I don't need to give him face."

The words fell.

Saint Zhunti raised his palm, as if invisible power surged out, and actually caught Tathagata Buddha directly into the dojo.

"Tathagata, I will give you one last chance to hand over the heavenly treasure house!"

Saint Zhunti's voice was very cold.

"I will say it again, the treasure house of heaven is not with me. I have never seen any treasure house of heaven."

Although his cultivation was restricted by Saint Zhunti.

But Tathagata Buddha is not stupid. If other small things are framed, it will be framed.

If the shit basin of stealing the treasure house of heaven is put on his head, then he will be really miserable in this life!

"Bastard!"

The corners of Saint Zhunti's mouth twitched in anger, and he raised his hand and slapped him away.

"Clap clap clap!"

"Ahhh!"

The slaps and the screams of Tathagata Buddha sounded at the same time, and the embarrassed figure flew away from the chaos and landed heavily on the sculpture of the Bald Head Gang's headquarters.

It was as if the whole earth was trembling slightly. (End of chapter)