Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Medicine Buddha looked at the bald donkeys sitting in front of him, picked up a cigarette, and took a drag with a sad expression.

I didn’t expect that even after I became the World Honored One, I would still have such a calamity in my life.

Didn’t the teacher say at the beginning that the only disaster I would have in the future would be becoming a saint?
The other bald donkeys will feel even more uncomfortable.

As the saying goes, when you see things, you miss people, and when you look at the scenery, you feel emotional.

Some bald donkeys who had gone through hardships in the mortal world before arriving in the Western Paradise could not help but think of their previous experience of renting a house in the mortal world.

After all, not every monk lives in a temple.

There are no incense in some local temples, and due to their age and disrepair, they can easily collapse.

And these bald donkeys have no money to rebuild, so they are forced to start a wandering life.

If you are lucky enough to get some money, you can rent a house to protect yourself from the wind and rain.

Sometimes I beg for food... No, when the alms are unsuccessful and I don't have money to pay the rent, I will be kicked out by the landlord.

How similar is the scene in front of me to before?
Medicine Buddha finished smoking a cigarette and couldn't care less about being sad anymore.

Because he looked up and found that the sky had changed, and he was afraid it was going to rain.

"Everyone, please stop standing still and quickly start building a shelter from the wind and rain."

"And we must pay attention to the fact that the place assigned to us by Heaven has limits. Don't occupy the space of Heaven."

After all, the annual rent is 500 million. If he occupies too much space and is caught by the Jade Emperor, he may not know how the money will be calculated.

Hearing Medicine Buddha's words, the bald donkeys present couldn't help but sigh.

Each one is like an eggplant beaten by frost.

It's obvious that he doesn't have the energy of the past.

Seeing this, Medicine Buddha said: "When our new office is completed, I will settle all your wages for the first few months."

These words seemed to turn on a switch in the bodies of the bald donkeys.

One by one they started to move immediately.

The saying that wealth touches people's hearts is obviously also applicable to Buddhism.

Seeing that the bald donkeys were all moving, Medicine Buddha nodded with satisfaction.

He personally acted as a supervisor.

But his eyes were still looking towards the Main Hall, the place where he had worked, intentionally or unintentionally.

His eyes happened to meet with those of the Golden-crested Immortal.

"Buddha, you are fine."

The Golden-headed Immortal was sitting on the Buddha bed where the Medicine Buddha once sat. The soft feeling coming from under his buttocks made him squint in comfort.

Because Jinding Daxian was stationed in Buddhism all year round as the ambassador of heaven to Buddhism during his stay in Lingshan.

Therefore, after Buddhism mortgaged the Mahavira Palace this time, the Jade Emperor also promoted him in an unusual way and authorized him to be responsible for handling and receiving the affairs of the Mahavira Palace.

Therefore, he is now the supreme leader of Heaven here.

The Grand Palace actually fell under his control.

"Haha, Golden Summit Immortal, congratulations."

Medicine Buddha said expressionlessly, then turned his head silently.

Still not watching.

The more I looked at myself, the more panicked I became.

It's all because of the old lamp, Randen Ancient Buddha, that he had to go to the saint to complain.

It's okay now, let me have to live such a hard life!

"You Buddhists, please pay attention. The place His Majesty has drawn for you is beyond this line. Your foundation has crossed the line."

A heavenly soldier held a map in his hand, pointed at a bald donkey who was working, and scolded him.

Then there were several heavenly soldiers, holding several pots of black ink powder, and following the boundaries on the map, they sprinkled a clear black line behind the Main Hall.

The bald donkey's eyes widened immediately after being scolded.

Just when he was about to get angry, he heard Medicine Buddha say: "Construct strictly according to this line! Move back any excess foundation!"

"Follow the Buddha's decree!" Under the surveillance of the heavenly soldiers and the supervision of the Medicine Buddha, the construction of the new office space in Buddhism was also very fast.

Not long after, a brand new temple was built.

But it is completely incomparable to the magnificent Mahavira Palace.

And the area is much smaller.

The most important thing is that there are no more Buddhist beds in the temple, replaced by rows of small benches.

no way.

The Jade Emperor rented very limited space to the Medicine Buddha.

In order to accommodate so many bald donkeys, we can only make do with this.

The office space is so tight, let alone the meditation room.

Except for the Medicine Buddha and the big bosses at the Buddha level, everyone else can only squeeze together.

Of course, in order to take care of the Bodhisattva level, Medicine Buddha approved a small room.

Four people, Manjushri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva and Moonlight Bodhisattva, were crowded into a single room.

As for the eighteen arhats under the Bodhisattva, they can only squeeze into a large bunk. When sleeping at night, they are so crowded that it is very difficult to even turn over.

But there is nothing we can do.

According to what the ancient Buddhist monk Ran Deng said, only by enduring hardship can one become a Buddha!
In this regard, the bald donkeys did not dare to say anything.

After all, his status is respected.

Didn’t you see that even the World Honored One who initially disagreed with the mortgage of the Mahavira Palace was forced to do so later?

Fortunately, the Lord was considerate of these low-level workers, and after the new residence was built, he paid them all the wages they owed for several months.

They were also recommended to Tiandi Bank to apply for a bank card.

Tell them that future wages will be paid to their cards on time every month.

It finally alleviated the anxiety of these bald donkeys about not receiving their monthly wages in time.

Of course, what they didn’t know was that Medicine Buddha also received a large referral fee from Tiandi Bank by letting them apply for a card...

Medicine Buddha is sitting on a small bench in the office.

There were also two thick tree trunks placed in front of him.

This is to demonstrate the noble status of the Blessed One.

Because in the past, when we were in the Mahavira Hall, the Medicine Buddha sat high up.

Now they are all bungalows.

Therefore, two pieces of wood were placed to represent steps, which virtually separated the Medicine Buddha from the other bald donkeys.

But despite this, Medicine Buddha still got too close to these bald donkeys.

The smell of sweat, mixed with bad breath and various strange smells made Medicine Buddha have to smoke heavily to make himself feel better.

"Amitabha, for the great prosperity of Buddhism, the short-term suffering is worth it. We should all cheer up and work hard for the future calamities!"

The ancient Buddha of Ran Deng recited a Buddhist name and sat on his small bench with satisfaction.

Medicine Buddha glanced at him and said with some dissatisfaction: "Didn't the ancient Buddha think that our Buddhist sect has now moved to a place like the back of the Main Hall where birds don't poop? If Buddhist pilgrims come here in the future, the first ones to enter should be Main Hall?"

"But now the Main Hall has been mortgaged to Heaven according to the ancient Buddha's ideas."

"After the scripture seekers arrive, is it possible that they will go to the Main Hall of the Heavenly Branch to seek the scriptures?"

Hearing this, the Ancient Buddha of Burning Deng stood up and smiled proudly.

"Amitabha, the old monk has already anticipated this, so he went to Lingshan, the former site of Buddhism, and retrieved the plaque of the Great Leiyin Temple. From now on, our temporary office location will use the original name of the Great Leiyin Temple."

The Ancient Burning Buddha raised his palm, and a plaque emitting Buddha's light appeared in front of everyone. He also arranged for the Eight Great Vajra Gatekeepers to take it out and hang it at the gate.

A simple Da Leiyin Temple was established.

"In the future, Buddhist Buddhist scripture collectors can change their mantras back to the old mantra. Instead of going to the Mahavira Hall to seek true scriptures, they can go to Daleiyin Temple to seek true scriptures!"

"Wouldn't this solve the problem?"

(End of this chapter)