Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Seeing this slightly fat man, Tang Sanzhan suddenly felt a sense of familiarity in his heart.

In addition to his clothes, especially his face which was completely different from that of the Tang Dynasty people, Tang San was even more surprised!
"You...are you Dave?"

Seeing Tang San bury his master and his disciples, they walked into the county government office unscathed.

Dave's pupils obviously shrank suddenly, the soup pot above his head jumped a few times, and a strange sound came from his mouth.

“*#@&%~#$……”

Zhu Bajie turned his head and asked, "Master, what is this ghost talking about?"

Tang Sanzian used the thirty-six foreign languages ​​​​rewarded by the system, processed it through his brain, and said expressionlessly:
"You're asking us why zombies didn't eat our brains?"

Zhu Bajie:? ? ?

Sun Xingzhe:? ? ?

Don’t kill them all:? ? ?
Is this something that anyone with a brain can say?

"Holy Monk, can you understand what Mr. Dave County said?"

Taoist Priest Qianjian, who was very arrogant just now, suddenly changed his attitude 180 degrees after seeing that Tang Sanzong easily resisted the plant attack and even understood Dave's bird song.

Immediately, a shovel kneeled in front of Tang San Zang.

"Holy Monk, I admit that I spoke a little too loudly just now."

"However, I am doing it for your own good. After all, we are all here to apply for jobs. It is not easy for anyone..."

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows: "I still like your unruly look just now."

Taoist Priest Qianjian:...

"&%#@~#..." Dave chirped again.

Sun Xingzhe scratched his head anxiously: "Master, what did he say about the birds?"

Tang Sanzong raised his hand and cast a spell on several of his disciples. It was as if a real-time simultaneous interpretation was added to the disciples. They could instantly understand what Dave was saying.

"You have passed my test and can become a member of the Great Demon Subduing Division!"

Although Taoist Master Qianjian does not have the simultaneous interpretation of Sun Xingzhe and others, he has been around for a long time and can basically understand Dave's bird language.

He immediately asked: "What about me? I have passed the internship and can I become a full-time employee?"

Dave shook his big head from side to side a few times: "You have average talent. You have only just started using plant mutation technology after three years. You are not qualified for the needs of the local demon subduing department."

"And orders have been issued from above. The local Demon Subduing Department and the Demon Subduing Departments from other regions will soon hold a large-scale joint demon subduing activity. Talents like this mage are urgently needed!"

Dave ignored Taoist Master Qianjian again, came to Tang Sanzong and others, opened his arms, and said loudly: "Welcome to join Dave's Demon Subduing Division."

"Those who join the Demon Subduing Division in the first year will all be first-level demon subduing masters and enjoy a salary allowance of one tael of silver per month. This is your contract. If there is no problem, you can sign it directly."

Dave took out a contract and handed it to Tang Sanzang.

He had seen all of Tang Sanzong's methods of resisting plant attacks just now.

Sun Xingzhe and others did not take action.

So he instinctively believed that only Tang San was able to subjugate and eliminate demons!
What's more, the biggest threat here within a hundred miles is not monsters, but those unconscious zombies!
Only mutated plants are their biggest nemesis!

Therefore, Tang San's burial method is the most suitable here.

But Tang Sanzong glanced at the contents of the contract, and his face suddenly darkened.

"No matter what you say about Tang San's burial, on the surface, I am also the Buddhist scripture collector and the godfather of the Tang Dynasty!"

“You’re going to use this to test the cadres?”

"Which cadre cannot withstand this test?"

Dave tilted his head and looked at Tang San's burial with a blank expression.

"Damn it, I've been talking for a long time and forgot that this birdman can't understand human language."

Tang Sanzong hit Dave with another spell.

Suddenly, Dave felt his world opened up.

"Little monkey, show him our charging standards!"

Sun Xingzhe immediately stepped forward arrogantly and drew out the charging standards for demon-killing and demon-killing that he had originally set.

Dave took it and took a look, his eyes suddenly widened.

Fifty taels of subduing demons!
The debt is 80 taels for collection!

Destroy the nation and destroy the country, one matter at a time!
What the fuck...

I have been in charge of the Demon Subduing Division here for so many years, but I have never seen so much money, right?

People always start at fifty taels per move?

Dave looked at the details of Tang San's burial fees and realized how ridiculous the contract he had come up with was...

"excuse me."

A hint of apology appeared on Dave's face, and he bowed his hands to Tang San's funeral and the others.

His eyes passed over several people and fell on the earth-colored Taoist Master Qianjian not far away.

After hesitating for a moment, he waved to him: "What about that, Taoist Master Qianjian, after careful consideration, I have approved your application for becoming a full-time official. From now on, you will gloriously become a local demon-subduing master!"

"In ten days, we will set off for Guishan and join the demon-subduing divisions sent by the surrounding demon-subduing divisions to quell the demons together!"

Taoist Master Qianjian suddenly raised his head, his face was replaced by joy, and he knelt in front of Dave with a sliding shovel.

"Thank you Dave for your appreciation. Qian Jian will definitely die with all his strength!"

I have worked hard for three years, isn’t it just to have an organization and stop working alone?
In Luzhou, Beiju, the largest force among human cultivators belongs to the Demon Subduing Division.

As long as you join, you may get resources for subsequent cultivation!
Otherwise, can you cultivate to a higher level just by yourself?

Tang Sanbian glanced at Dave and Taoist Qianjian, and shook his head speechlessly.

It was obvious that he came here by accident and should not be part of the Eighty-One Dilemma.

That being the case...

Tang Sanzong glanced at the county government office, hesitated and waved to Sun Xingzhe.

"Little monkey, go to Aaron's place and get the customs clearance document. Although it's a little strange here, it is a government office after all. Let's stamp it and leave."

"Yes, Master!"

Sun Xingzhe immediately took the customs clearance document and placed it in front of Dave.

"Old man, take out the official seal of your county government and stamp it."

Dave picked it up and looked at it without knowing why, and his expression became wonderful again. "Either let him pass, or let me bring someone over!"

Dave:…

"This holy monk doesn't know something. I've never heard of an official seal in my county government?"

Sun Xingzhe:? ? ?

"Master, I think it's hard to even speak to people here, so I'd better call the people here to come over and ask about the situation."

Tang Sanzong nodded.

Sun Xingzhe immediately took out his AK47 and fired suddenly at the ground. The bullet directly drilled a big hole in the ground...

"Old man from the land, come out, come out!"

After a while.

The Land Master here did not come out, but he saw Hei Bai Wuchang floating over with a jar in his hand.

"Great Sage, Holy Monk?!" Black and White Wuchang saluted hurriedly.

Sun Xingzhe released the trigger of his AK47, gave up the idea of ​​looking for land, and said, "Now that you are here, I don't have to look for land anymore."

"Let me ask you what's going on with the county government and zombies here?"

"Why do you look like a human being or a ghost?"

"This one……"

Black and white looked at each other, looking a little embarrassed.

"Why, you don't know either?" Sun Xingzhe looked at the two of them and asked suspiciously.

Hei Wuchang coughed twice: "It's not that I don't know, it's just that... this matter has something to do with the Great Sage..."

"Is it related to me?"

Sun Xingzhe's face froze, he thought about it in his mind for a long time, and said: "At the beginning, the Flame Mountain was said to be caused by me overthrowing Lao Jun's Bagua Furnace, and I admitted it."

"How can this place still have anything to do with me?"

There's no fire or anything here.

And when I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, I overturned an alchemy furnace, which could cause disaster to the lower world...

What's more, Sun Xingzhe still doubts whether this matter is true.

After all, the alchemy furnace contains the Samadhi True Fire used by Laojun. Even if the alchemy furnace collapses, it can't just run away, right?

Bai Wuchang sighed and explained: "Great Sage, you don't know something. It's a long story. It was five hundred years ago when you made trouble in the underworld and destroyed many books of life and death..."

"Without the Book of Life and Death, many dead creatures have no data and cannot enter the underworld or be reincarnated."

"The soul arresters of the underworld failed to capture the souls of the dead creatures that were still in their bodies. Over time, these dead creatures were controlled by the remaining souls and became zombies..."

Sun Xingzhe's expression immediately changed: "I remember that the books of life and death that I destroyed back then belonged to monkeys. What does it have to do with other living beings?"

Bai Wuchang scratched his head, covering up his embarrassment, and whispered: "But...but Lord Yama told us that the Great Sage caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace and destroyed 10,000 books of life and death?"

Sun Xingzhe:? ? ?

"Isn't it because your underworld made a mistake? I remember not doing this?"

Hei Wuchang said again: "Great Sage, you may have misremembered, this matter was said by the King of Hell himself!"

"And compared to the losses we suffered in the underworld, the losses caused by the Great Sage in heaven were huge!"

"Loss to Heaven?" Sun Xingzhe was stunned again.

Back in heaven, I had secretly eaten a few flat peaches and Lao Jun's elixir, and then released the Pegasus.

This loss shouldn’t be too big, right?

"It seems that the Great Sage was drunk after drinking too much wine."

"After you were crushed by Wuzhishan, Heavenly Court counted the losses and finally came up with a figure."

"According to statistics, you ate 300 tons of peaches and 100,000 bottles of jade dew from the peach garden, and Lao Jun lost two tons of elixir..."

"By the way, Zhenjun Erlang also reported that five tons of dog food for the Roaring Sky Dog was lost."

"Also...and when you left Nantianmen, you also tore up the visitor record sheet that came in and out of Nantianmen in the past few hundred years..."

"hiss……"

Hearing this, before Sun Xingzhe said anything, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin could not help but take a breath of cold air.

The look in Sun Xingzhe's eyes changed.

I knew that my senior brother was awesome when he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, but he didn’t know that he could be so awesome!
There are so many things that it would take a year and a half just to eat them.

But I can still understand other things, this Roaring Sky Dog’s dog food...

Sha Wujin asked with confusion on his face: "Senior Brother, it turns out that you still have a habit of eating dog food?"

Snapped!
Sun Xingzhe slapped Sha Wujin's head angrily.

"I'll make you eat dog food for the rest of your life from now on!"

Tang Sanbian looked at Sun Xingzhe in astonishment, his face full of sympathy.

"Little monkey, I finally understand why you were sentenced to five hundred years in prison when you caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace."

"I bet you are trying to settle the accounts between Heaven and Earth?"

"Why don't you just change the name of Monkey King Qitian to Monkey King Ping Zhang in the future?"

Tang San's funeral suddenly came to his senses. No wonder in the original Journey to the West, after Sun Xingzhe caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace and was sentenced to five hundred years in prison, all the gods and goddesses in Heaven shouted "Great Sage" when they saw him.

It's as friendly as seeing your own mother.

This is certainly due to the need for acting in Journey to the West to measure the calamity, but it is probably more due to the little monkey causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace and settling the accounts, right?
There is only one person like Sun Xingzhe in the past five hundred years who can settle hundreds of years of bad debts at once!
How can these immortals who have done bad things like corruption not be grateful to Sun Xingzhe?

Thinking about it this way, the change in the attitude of the gods in heaven can be explained.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

Sun Xingzhe looked up to the sky and screamed angrily, and suddenly stamped his feet on the ground!
Click!

A crack opened in the ground beneath his feet, and then began to spread in all directions.

Sun Xingzhe was trembling with anger and his eyes were red: "Even a glutton can't eat so much while causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace, right?"

"Isn't this fucking bullying an honest monkey?"

(End of this chapter)