Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Tang Sanbian took the contract handed over by Hei Wuchang, and it was indeed signed by the Underworld and the Dashang Demon Subduing Department.

The content is similar to what Hei Wuchang said.

Nowadays, due to financial constraints and the exploitation of Heaven and Buddhism, the underworld has selectively abandoned Beiju Luzhou.

After all, most of the people living here are demons. They have great cultivation and generally will not die easily.

Although the human race and other races need to seduce souls in the underworld after death, the number is small after all, and it is nothing to have them wandering in the world without seducing a few souls.

But as time went by, an accident happened!

There are more and more creatures who do not go to the underworld after death, and the unique miasma of Beiju Luzhou keeps the bodies of these creatures from decaying after death.

He unexpectedly allowed these wandering souls to return to their physical bodies.

After the death of a living being, the three souls and six souls naturally split apart, and the two souls and six souls leave the body and wander around. The remaining soul and soul are waiting in the body for the soul retainer of the underworld.

Once the soul arrester of the underworld arrests one soul and one soul in the physical body, the two wandering souls and six souls will also go down to the underworld together.

But now that the underworld has given up on Beiju Luzhou, these wandering souls and souls do not know where to go.

In addition, their original physical bodies are still there, so they have some instinctive attraction to these wandering souls.

So these wandering souls forcibly returned to the physical body and were "resurrected" again.

But because this kind of "resurrection" does not follow a formal procedure, it causes them to encounter various situations.

Some creatures even gained some strange abilities after being resurrected, and some were even lucky enough to be able to combine the memories of several people into one...

After the underworld discovered this, in order to avoid further expansion of the situation, it hurriedly asked Po Meng to research Po Meng's milk tea, which was used to eliminate the memories of these special "resurrected" creatures.

Without memory and consciousness, these bodies can only act based on instinct, thus creating a new race - zombies!
Of course, the effect of Meng Po milk tea is not as good as the original Meng Po soup, so these zombies have to drink it every once in a while to ensure that they have no memory.

After reading the contents of the contract, Tang Sanzian's expression became strange, and he immediately handed the contract to Sun Xingzhe.

"Damn it, I knew I had nothing to do with this place!"

Sun Xingzhe was so angry that his teeth itched.

Did the Three Realms really catch him, an honest monkey, and bully him?
Tang Sanzian looked at Dave and Taoist Master Qianjian.

"You used to receive supplies of Po Meng's milk tea from the underworld every once in a while?"

Dave nodded hastily.

He finally knew what kind of ruthless person he had encountered today...

Even the special envoy from the underworld who came to deliver milk tea felt like a grandson meeting his grandfather in front of the monk in front of him!
Not to mention his ability to mutate Lettuce, both in terms of strength and status, far beyond his own.

Although the underworld has repeatedly emphasized that things about zombies must not be disclosed to the outside world.

Can……

Even those from hell are kneeling now, and I still keep my mouth shut. Isn’t that asking for death?

"Master, this birdman is lying!"

Sun Xingzhe suddenly raised his head, pointed at the seal on the contract between the Underworld and the Demon Subduing Department, and said.

"Didn't he just say that he had never heard of seals? What is this?"

On the contract, in addition to the seal of the underworld, there is also a strange-shaped seal.

This seal is not a common text, but more like a totem.

If you look carefully, you can vaguely see that this totem is somewhat similar to a phoenix...

The Demon Subduing Division.

Big businessman. King Zhou!

Tang Sanzian's mind suddenly recalled what Sai Weng said when he first heard the name of Demon Subduing Division from Sai Weng.

If you connect it with the totem seal in front of you.

Then the identity of King Zhou will be revealed.

The mysterious bird of destiny descends and gives birth to Shang!
Tang Sanzian's eyes suddenly changed, he stared at Dave and asked word by word: "Is your Great Merchant Demon Subduing Department founded by King Zhou?"

"Yeah." Dave nodded.

"Is he the last Human Emperor of the human race before the Conferred God Tribulation?" Tang Sanzian's voice rose a bit.

According to my own understanding, when the gods were conferred and the calamity was measured, the human world was at the time when King Wu was conquering Zhou, and the last human emperor of the human race burned himself on Lutai.

Since then, the fate of the human race has completely dissipated, and it has become a fragrant leek that fills the sky with gods and Buddhas.

And King Zhou's soul was also led to the list of gods, and was made into a star of heaven, completely trapped on the list of gods.

Since then, other gods on the list of gods have occasionally appeared in the Three Realms, but King Zhou has disappeared forever...

It turned out that he went to Luzhou, Beiju and established Dashang again.

But how did he get rid of the list of gods without the help of his own physical sanctification method?
But without breaking away from the list of gods, the gods and Buddhas in the sky have finally suppressed the human race. How can he be allowed to establish a country here and distribute the fate of the human race?
"If I don't create it, who is the Emperor of Humanity?" Dave looked confused.
Tang Sanzian glanced at Black and White Wuchang, and pointed to his head speechlessly: "Is there something wrong with this Dave?"

"What the holy monk doesn't know is that Dave is not a pure-blood human race." Hei Wuchang explained.

Tang Sanyi rolled his eyes at him: "Can I not know whether he is a pure-blooded human race?"

"Which family can be as smart as him?!"

"Dave is actually the descendant of the combination of the human race and the witch race. It's just that now that the witch race has been destroyed, there is no inherited secret method to enlighten him, so he has become like this..."

Tang Sanzian frowned: "As far as the poor monk knows, isn't Empress Houtu a member of the Wu clan?"

"Sigh... Empress Houtu is in the underworld and is restricted by the laws of heaven. She cannot interfere in the affairs of the three realms at will. It is already good to be able to let him figure out some secret methods of plant mutation without violating the laws of heaven."

At that time, Patriarch Hongjun decided that saints should not interfere in the affairs of the three realms. Although Queen Houtu's status as a saint was unstable, she still belonged to it.

And compared to the other Six Saints, Ancestor Hongjun monitors her more strictly...

Therefore, in these years, even if the Wu clan was almost exterminated, Empress Houtu did not dare to take action at will.

This means that Dave still has half human blood in his body, so she can use the conditions of the underworld to secretly help...

"In other words, the secret method of the Witch Clan is to mutate plants?" Tang San was stunned for a moment.

"Simple?"

Black and white looked at each other and whispered: "The holy monk doesn't know something. The mutation of this plant is not simple!"

"The reason why the witch clan in the past could grow tall, big and strong was through plant mutation."

"Dave has now practiced the secret technique to a certain level, and he just..."

As soon as Hei Wuchang finished speaking, he froze on the spot with a dull look on his face.

As Tang Sanzong waved his hand, rows of mutant plants appeared densely.

And the mutant forms of these plants are even more powerful than the mutant plants Dave created before!
Double-headed sunflower, machine gun shooter, ice shooter, big-mouthed flower...

Tang Sanzian said with a look of disdain: "Isn't this not difficult?"

Black and white impermanence:? ? ?
Dave:? ? ? (End of chapter)