Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Yuanshi, come to Zixiao Palace quickly!"

Ancestor Hongjun's voice rang in his ears, and Yuanshi Tianzun, who was still roaring, calmed down instantly.

The last time I competed with the Two Saints of the West for the secret of heaven, I had already made a mistake.

Fortunately, that time was just to find variables and not directly interfere with the affairs of the Three Realms, so the teacher didn't say anything more.

But this time...

Yuanshi Tianzun felt a toothache when he thought of Dutian Shen Lei.

How the hell is he supposed to explain this?

Even he himself was doubting himself. He couldn't have just fallen asleep and sleepwalked, and accidentally released Dutian Shen Lei, right?

Although he couldn't understand it, Yuanshi Tianzun still didn't dare to delay when Patriarch Hongjun summoned him, and hurriedly came to Zixiao Palace.

It's just that the door of Zixiao Palace did not open today, but was tightly closed.

"Yuanshi, does what I said no longer work?"

The majestic voice of Patriarch Hongjun came from the Zixiao Palace, so frightened that Yuanshi Tianzun even trembled.

A saint has transcended the seven emotions and six desires and can neither be sad nor happy, let alone the ancestor Hongjun who has advanced further to the realm of a saint.

A big boss at this level can't control his emotions. It's conceivable that Patriarch Hongjun is really angry today!

The death of a Kunpeng was nothing to him.

No matter how many quasi-sages or even saints died, it would be no problem for Patriarch Hongjun.

What he was angry about was that Yuanshi Tianzun dared to disobey his orders and take action against the Three Realms without authorization!

What is this behavior?
This is challenging his Hongjun's supreme authority in the three realms!

Hongjun can turn a blind eye to other things, but he will never back down on this matter!
"Teacher, I..." Yuanshi Tianzun opened his mouth and wanted to explain.

Ancestor Hongjun said in a cold voice: "What are you? You haven't shown any attitude of admitting your mistake until now. Is it possible that you still want to quibble?"

"You don't mean to say that you don't know why this god of thunder appeared in Kunpeng's nest, do you?"

Yuanshi Tianzun nodded subconsciously: "Teacher Mingjian, Yuanshi really doesn't know how this divine thunder can..."

Snapped!
"Bastard!"

Before Yuanshi Tianzun finished speaking, Patriarch Hongjun shouted angrily, and a tyrannical force instantly came out of the Zixiao Palace and pressed heavily on Yuanshi Tianzun's head.

Facing the power of Ancestor Hongjun, Yuanshi Tianzun could not resist at all, and was forced to kneel on the ground.

"Do you know you're wrong?"

Yuanshi Tianzun wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, lowered his head and said: "Disciple... I know I was wrong..."

Yuanshi Tianzun knew that it was useless to explain anything now. No matter how he tried to quibble, he could not explain the problem of Dutian Shen Lei.

Everyone knows that this divine thunder is his unique skill.

Now it's yellow mud that falls down to the crotch, it's either shit or shit.

The plan for now is to find a way to find the second person who can use the Dutian Divine Thunder, so that he can wash away his grievances!
But who could this person be?

Yuanshi Tianzun's face showed confusion again.

The reason why Dutian Divine Thunder can become one of his special moves is because it is awesome enough!
Once it became scarce, there was only one bundle between heaven and earth, and it was still in his hand.

Secondly, it is so powerful that even a saint of the same level will suffer serious injuries if he is caught off guard and is hit by the divine lightning!
Yuanshi Tianzun carefully recalled the people in the Three Realms in his mind, figuring out which person would frame him.

But after thinking about it, I still couldn't find a suitable candidate.

If you want to frame him, you must be at least a saint, otherwise you will be easily discovered by others.

But except for himself, the other Five Saints have neither motivation nor ability.

In this case, there is only...

suddenly.

An idea flashed in Yuanshi Tianzun's mind, and he suddenly remembered a possibility.

variable!

Yes, it must be a variable in the journey to the west!
If it were him, then all this would be explained. After all, too many incredible things have happened because of this variable. Even the most outrageous things become reasonable when placed on variables.

Thinking of this, Yuanshi Tianzun trembled with excitement.

"Why are you shaking?"

“You’ve done something wrong and you still feel good about yourself, are you proud?”

Ancestor Hongjun's words were like a basin of cold water poured on Yuanshi Tianzun's head, extinguishing his excitement.

variable……

Who the hell knows who the variable is?
Yuanshi Tianzun's face trembled, and he said respectfully: "I don't dare, I admit my mistake, and I beg the teacher to punish me!"

"Go back to Yuxu Palace and stay for a while. You can't take a single step without my order!" Ancestor Hongjun said coldly.

"Thank you teacher, I will obey the teacher's orders!"

Yuanshi Tianzun bowed respectfully and immediately returned to Yuxu Palace.

A spell hit the door, which was regarded as carrying out the teacher's order of grounding.

Yuanshi Tianzun sat on the futon in Yuxu Palace, trying to calm down his heart.

After reciting the Calming Mantra several times, Yuanshi Tianzun exhaled and sent out a message.

"Fellow Daoists Jie Yin and Zhunti, please come to Yuxu Palace for a chat!"

The teacher banned him from going out, but that didn't mean he couldn't call others in!

Back then, the Three Saints Wentian had already detected that the variable was among Tang San's burial team.

Now things are changing again.

And the things that happen are getting bigger and bigger every time!

Last time, the treasure house of Heaven was stolen, and this time, a Dutian Shen Lei was made. Who knows what will happen next time?
Jie Yin and Zhunti heard Yuanshi Tianzun's call. After hesitating for a moment, they all came to Yuxu Palace.

After passing through the barrier set up by Yuanshi Tianzun, they saw Yuanshi Tianzun sitting on the futon.

Although he looked calm, the two saints Jie Yin and Zhunti knew that Yuanshi Tianzun's heart was definitely not as he appeared to be at the moment.

Saint Zhunti said directly: "Fellow Taoist Yuanshi, what's the matter with calling our brothers over this time?"

"Because of variables."

Yuanshi Tianzun sighed, looked at the Second Saint, and said: "I believe you have also seen the Du Tianshen Lei before."

"Whether you believe it or not, this is really not my fault, but the Westward Journey variables."

The expressions of Saint Zhunti and Saint Jieyin both changed.

Although Patriarch Hongjun didn't believe what Yuanshi Tianzun said, the two of them did.

After all, they had worked together to win the title of Tianji before, so they had a certain foundation of trust.

But Saint Zhunti was a little unbelievable: "Can the variable be so powerful?"

"If he can even make Dutian Shen Lei, why is he sneaking around and joining us just now?"

Yuanshi Tianzun was also a little confused: "I can't understand this matter, but the variable lies in the Buddhist scripture collection team at Tang San's funeral."

"I have reviewed the situation this time, and I feel that the variable is probably Tang San's burial!"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Saint Zhunti and Saint Jieyin shook their heads in unison.

"Are you kidding? If the Buddhist monk Tang San is a variable, then who else in our Buddhist sect is not a variable?"

"That's right, Tang San buried the golden cicada in his previous life. That was a landmark event for our Buddhist sect to transform the beings in the three realms!"

"If anyone says that Tang San's burial is a variable, I will be the first to argue with him!"

The Holy Sage also nodded: "Me too!"

"If Tang San's burial is a variable, then where is the face of our Buddhist sect?"

(End of this chapter)