Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"The last group of demon hunters who came from afar?"

Tang Sanzang frowned, opened the door and got out of the Hummer. Looking at the slightly dilapidated gate of the county government office, he asked directly: "Besides this holy monk, are there any other demon-slayers here?"

Although the script of Journey to the West has undergone tremendous changes nowadays, Tang Sanzang has already known that Buddhism and the demon race will have to cooperate again in order to complete the eighty-one difficulties set by Heaven.

So logically speaking, only the story copy was updated.

But he found out that he was the last demon-slayer to arrive here. Could it be that in addition to Monk Bian Ji, the Buddhist sect had arranged a new person to obtain Buddhist scriptures?

Seeing their master frown, Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie understood and immediately got off the Hummer with guns in hand and stood on both sides of Tang Sanzang.

When the bailiffs at the county government gate saw this, their expressions became even more respectful.

"Since the unusual movement at Guishan, my master reported it to the Demon-Subduing Division headquarters, and they arranged for the four nearby branches of the Demon-Subduing Division to send people to provide support. Judging from the direction you masters are coming from, they should be coming from Dave County Court, right?"

Tang Sanzong nodded.

Thinking back to when Dave was at the county government office, he seemed to have mentioned this matter.

It seems that this is a new difficulty.

"That's right, please come in, everyone. We are waiting for you to join us to subdue the monster."

The bailiff led the way. Sun Xingzhe opened his fiery eyes and scanned the county government office. He whispered, "Master, I saw no evil spirits. Everything is normal."

Tang Sanzong nodded.

Ever since the system and himself became the Three Pure Ones, although his cultivation had been forcibly suppressed to the peak realm of Taiyi Golden Immortal, as long as the three of them combined, their strength would instantly rise to Daluo Golden Immortal!

To be honest, with his current strength, he can kill most disasters instantly without using any experience cards.

As for a quasi-saint level disaster like Kunpeng...

Even if Buddhism, Heaven and the demon race fought with all their might, they would not be able to come together again.

However, before Tang Sanzang and the yamen runners entered the door, they heard arrogant voices coming from the county government hall.

"Okay, no more waiting. Today is the day when the headquarters issues the order to subdue demons. Let's gather together. Those who are late will be automatically forfeited. Who will make tea today?"

As soon as the words were spoken, the hall fell into silence.

The person sitting in the first seat and speaking was an old man with white hair and beard. He looked like a normal person, but if you look closely, you can find that his two feet are one big and one small, and there is a huge difference in body size!

"Everyone, stop looking at me and give me some advice."

"Although I have been exorcising demons in this area for decades, I don't necessarily have to make the decision."

When Tian Canjiao spoke, he had an aura of majesty without even being angry.

The yamen runner who led Tang Sanzang and his apprentice in hurriedly explained, "Lord Tiancan, these are demon-slayers who came from the Dave County Yamen. They arrived late because the journey was long and the road was congested."

"Traffic jam?"

Tian Canjiao sneered, his eyes swept across the faces of Tang Sanzang and the others: "The road is blocked? What mounts did you guys ride here?"

Tang Sanzang's expression remained calm: "I am riding in the Hummer that is A-Long's incarnation."

Hearing this, Tian Canjiao laughed out loud and his eyes swept across the faces of the other demon hunters.

His tone became even more disdainful: "We all ride monster beasts. Even Mr. Kongxu still has a few old onions carrying sedan chairs and scattering flowers. Why are you riding a Hummer? No wonder the traffic is congested. If you ride a Hummer, you are not qualified to attend this meeting at all."

???

Are you saying that my master is not qualified?
Without waiting for Tang Sanzang to react, Sun Xingzhe directly took out an AK47 and pressed it against Tian Canjiao's chest.

"Who are you trying to scare with such a small thing?"

Tian Canjiao didn't care at all and directly pushed the AK47 aside: "Go out and ask around about my reputation as Tian Canjiao. Which demon hunter within a radius of miles won't give me some face?!"

"You are the only one who is within a radius of 300 miles. There is no one in heaven and earth who doesn't give me face!" Sun Xingzhe sneered. "He is really prestigious within a radius of 300 miles!"

"I am a very prestigious person in heaven and on earth. Don't doubt me."

……

"Damn, I met a crazy monkey."

Tian Canjiao was somewhat speechless. He looked at Tang Sanzang and said, "Monk, are you sure you won't give me this face today?"

He also realized that the monkey was Tang Sanzang's subordinate, so he simply gave up arguing with Sun Xingzhe.

Tang Sanzang didn't even raise his eyelids: "What face do you have?"

Tian Canjiao was stunned for a moment, then he said viciously: "Monk, you'd better think about what you just said again!"

Tian Canjiao's eyes blurred and a dangerous aura spread.

Tang Sanzang stroked his big bald head and looked at the bailiff who led them in: "Has he always been so brave?"

The bailiff lowered his head and dared not speak.

Tian Canjiao was instantly furious: "Monk, are you looking for death?"

"Isn't calling him 'monk' too easy?" Tang Sanzang sneered, his eyes becoming even colder.

"Why? I am a ninth-level demon hunter from the Great Shang Dynasty. How dare you, an unknown outsider like you, challenge me?"

"Who gave you the courage to speak like this in front of me?"

Tian Canjiao's tone was full of disdain for Tang Sanzang.

As a ninth-rank demon-slayer of the Shang Dynasty, Tian Canjiao was an absolute high-ranking figure among the demon-slayers in Uttarakuru, and he was always flattered by others.

He had never seen someone like Tang Sanzang who didn't take him seriously...

"You want to sit at the same table with me for a meeting. Is it you, or the wild monkeys and boars under your command, plus a fool?"

???

Tiancanjiao's series of questions made several disciples stunned for a few seconds.

Sun Xingzhe couldn't help but use his Fiery Eyes again, trying to determine whether the one in front of him was a human or a demon...

Ever since he followed his master on the journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures, he has never seen anyone dare to be so rampant!
"Master, it's ok that he called the eldest and second brothers wild monkeys and wild boars, but he actually called me a fool. I really can't stand this. Let me give him a lesson!"

Sha Wujing directly took out the Gatling gun that was emitting blue flames.

"How dare you, a piece of shit like you, lie to me..."

Before Tiancanjiao finished his words, he saw the Gatling gun begin to rotate and enlarge in his pupils.

then……

Da da da da…

A Gatling bullet whizzed past at a rate of 3,600 revolutions per breath, and the Tiancanjiao was instantly blasted into pieces without leaving any residue.

"I have to say that you are the most arrogant person I have ever seen."

"It's a pity that he died."

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie, one on the left and one on the right, guarded Tang Sanzang as he walked to the main seat and sat down.

"I don't care what this lame old man said to you just now, or what benefits he promised you. From now on, I will be the one making the decisions regarding the exorcism of the Guishan demon!"

"I have finished speaking. Who of you supports and who opposes?" (End of this chapter)