Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 76 Tushita Palace OEM elixir

"You have two arms?"

Tang Sanzian looked at the laughing Taishang Laojun as if he was looking at a fool.

"You can no longer use your strength, but you still dare to scold me?"

Without the terrifying coercion just now, Taishang Laojun looked at Tang Sanzan's round face, and countless thoughts flashed in his mind.

"Do you think I can let you go so easily without any back-ups?"

Tang Sanzan sneered.

Taishang Laojun was startled suddenly, and suddenly felt that the mana in his body was stagnating at this moment.

I even felt that my body and soul were out of my control in an instant!
As a quasi-sage-level powerhouse, Laojun immediately noticed that a seed in his body seemed to have taken root!
But it's too late now!
Tang Sanzun stood in front of Lao Jun, stared at him and shouted sternly: "Zhong, look directly at me!"

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie had seen Tang Sanzan use this trick to subdue the Four Sages long ago, so they didn't feel much about it.

But Taishang Laojun, who had been planted with a demonic heart seed, felt a shock all over his body at this moment, and slowly raised his head uncontrollably.

The horror in my heart is beyond words!
"Old gentleman, to be honest, I, Tang Sanzan, have never thought of being afraid of trouble since I embarked on the Westward Journey!"

"I just want to go to the Western Paradise in peace and security. People from the Heavenly Court are going to come down to join in the fun, and people from the Buddhist sect are going to arrange disasters, forcing the poor monk to do something!"

The corner of Laojun's mouth twitched slightly: "Damn, who in the Three Realms of your strength dare to force you?"

Why did Buddhism select so carefully till the end and choose a freak like you?

"Since you are here, Laojun, I won't make any detours. There are many wolves, insects, tigers and leopards on the way to the west. I hope Laojun will give you some elixir for the sake of the important event of the journey to the West..."

Taishang Laojun's face froze.

Oh shit!

You took my treasure, captured my boy, held my dirty information, and still want to extort the elixir from me?
The important events of Journey to the West... mmp, that's really nice to say!

"Huh? It doesn't look like you are very willing?"

"No... no."

Taishang Laojun's beard trembled.

Nowadays, people have to bow their heads under the eaves...

"Holy...Holy Monk, I'll give you this number. Do you think it's okay?"

Taishang Laojun gritted his teeth and slowly stretched out five fingers.

"Just fifty thousand?"

Tang Sanzian frowned, and then said in a dissatisfied voice: "Are you going to send the beggar away with this little thing?"

"Another fifty thousand, fifty thousand per person!"

???

I really want to say five! ! !

Taishang Laojun is completely stupid. Do you think my elixir is mass-produced from beans?

Even if I started practicing from the prehistoric period, I still can't practice so much?

"Hey, don't say that I take advantage of you, this ginseng fruit is enough for you to refine a thousand-eight thousand pills for me, right?"

Tang Sanzan took out a ginseng fruit from the purple gold bowl and handed it to Taishang Laojun.

"This... this is not enough..."

"Don't force me to do it! What materials are lacking in alchemy, wouldn't you ask Heaven for it?"

"You want me to give you everything, so what do I need from you?"

Taishang Laojun opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything to refute.

His grandma's!

I, Taishang Laojun, have been traversing the three realms for many years, and this is the first time I have encountered someone who asked for elixirs to be measured in units of ten thousand...

"Master is domineering!"

Sun Xingzhe couldn't help but sigh in admiration.

I remember that no matter how arrogant I was back then, I would just go to Laojun's Tushita Palace to steal elixirs.

But what about Master?

They have all been snatched directly in front of Taishang Laojun!

"Holy Monk, most of the pills in my Tushita Palace are made by other gods after paying a deposit first, so there are not many in stock, please allow some time..."

"After I return to Tushita Palace, I will step up the refining..."

Tang Sanzian nodded with satisfaction, and then said in a deep voice: "You can go back to refine the elixir, but if you let me hear something I shouldn't hear..."

"Don't force me to go to heaven to bring you back!"

Taishang Laojun curled his lips and said, "Don't worry, the holy monk, but I still hope that the golden rope, purple gold gourd and jade bottle will be returned to me by the holy monk..."

"not return!"

"That's my stuff!"

"Write your name on it?!"

"wrote!"

Tang Sanzan was silent for a while, looked at Taishang Laojun with a strange expression and asked, "Why did you engrave your name on my magic weapon?"

???

Taishang Laojun: Huh?Ah...is this still my fault?

Where is the face? ! !

You want to rob co-authored pills, and you want to rob magic weapons?
At this moment, Taishang Laojun only felt that he was on the verge of collapse.

But when he thought about the scene of him being beaten by the monk in front of him, he still tried to calm down.

"Then return my two boys to my head office?"

"One fan and the other lit a fire. I will still use them when making elixirs."

Tang Sanzan frowned: "You Taishang Laojun, can you lack this little man?"

The status of the Ethereal Laojun in the three realms, if there is an open recruitment of boys, the people who want to be employed will probably have to be queued from Tushita Palace to the underworld!

Taishang Laojun lowered his voice in embarrassment and said: "Holy Monk, you don't know something. Tushita Palace has a monopoly on the elixir business. I can't handle it by myself, so most of it is mass-produced by two boys with golden horns and silver horns." of……"

"I'm just posting a card at the end. Speaking of alchemy, I haven't done much for tens of thousands of years..."

???

Tang San's master and disciples glanced at Lao Jun with strange expressions, and couldn't help but ask: "Is the quality of the elixir produced like this guaranteed?"

"What if there is a guarantee, and what if there is no guarantee?"

Taishang Laojun straightened his back and said: "Among the Three Realms, only my Tushita Palace has the legal status to sell pills. Even if the quality drops, can they still buy it?"

Tang Sanzan's eyelids couldn't help but twitch.

Laojun's business is so fucking enviable!

This brain is so much better than Zhen Yuanzi's wooden head!

No wonder someone has enough money to take over 33 heavens by himself!

Co-authorship is too much for two fools in the Three Realms?

Tang Sanzan said coldly: "If you want me to let him go, you can add one hundred thousand pills!"

What the fuck?

Taishang Laojun's eyes widened, seeing Tang Sanzan's face full of hob meat, he nodded reluctantly.

It will not only take a lot of time to train two alchemy boys, but also the cost is not low.

If it doesn't work, they can only sacrifice the two of them's rest time to make up for the lost elixirs...

Tang Sanbian took out the purple gold gourd and shook it twice.

The golden and silver horns fell out of it directly...

As the two reappeared in this space, they immediately saw Taishang Laojun standing aside.

The two people fell down next to Lao Jun's trouser legs, one after the other, and their eyes instantly turned red.

"Laojun, you have to help us make the decision. This Buddhist monk is really bullying us!"

"They not only took away the magic weapon you gave, but even the godmother... the godmother..."

"Shut up! Stop talking!"

Taishang Laojun's old face darkened, and then he shouted: "You two are so brave, you went down to earth without telling, and dared to attack the holy monk!"

"How dare you seek justice for what you have done?"

"Pout your butt, prepare to be beaten!"

(End of this chapter)