Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 78 My apprentice has a VIP from the underworld and will help you join the team to be reincarnated.
Baolin Temple is different from ordinary temples. As a temple built by the royal order of the Wuji Kingdom, in addition to the vegetarian food eaten by monks, some meat is usually prepared.

After hearing Tang San's request for burial, the host did not dare to neglect it.

He hurriedly called the kitchen to bring out all the meat used to greet the royal relatives.

"Holy...Holy Monk, this is the most famous black-bone chicken in my country. All the black-footed chickens in the yard are carefully selected black-footed chickens that have been bred for two and a half years!"

"Please ask the holy monk to let his disciples receive magical powers!"

The abbot helped put the black-bone chicken on the dining table, with a hint of flattery on his face.

After all, if Killer used Gatling to his head, if he behaved disrespectfully again, the gun might fall on him in the next moment.

"Xiaosha, come and sit down to eat!"

Tang Sanzun looked at the fragrant chicken on the table, and picked up the chopsticks contentedly.

It has been so many days since I came out of Datang, and today is the first time I have eaten local specialties!
Tang Sanzun picked up a piece of chicken and put it in his mouth.

Zhu Bajie, on the other hand, just held the chicken rack with both hands and put it into his mouth...

Gollum.

Seeing Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice eating meat, other monks in the temple could not stop drooling when they smelled the aroma and looked at the steamed buns with cabbage on their table.

"Holy Monk, can you...can you leave some for us?"

One monk couldn't take it anymore, so he asked directly.

Zhu Bajie directly raised his hand and smashed the laser cannon on the table, and said fiercely: "Damn it, you have to force me to have a meal..."

"Can I die if I miss one meal?"

There was a sudden silence in the dining hall.

The other monks had no choice but to pick up the steamed buns and stuff them into their mouths.

It's just that his eyes are staring at Tang Sanzan's table, imagining that what he eats in his mouth is not steamed buns, but the fragrant black-bone chicken...

After Sha Wujin drank the last sip of black chicken soup, he stopped his chopsticks when he saw Tang Sanzan, and then shouted to the monks around him, "What are you looking at? Have you never seen anyone else eat?"

I have seen other people eating, but I have never seen monks eating meat in temples openly.

But thinking of the scene where the monk was smashed to pieces just now, they didn't dare to say anything more.

"I've eaten all the food, why are you still standing there? I don't know how to clean up the meditation room, and I'm still waiting to give you leftovers?"

???

Damn, not only free food but also free living?
The host felt his eyes go dark.

Tang Wotang Royal Temple, today is considered to have recruited bandits!

Tang Sanzong glanced at the murderer with satisfaction.

Although being an apprentice at the beginning was a bit dull, since the internship became a full-time job, the professionalism of the secretary has been displayed.

I really didn't say anything about serving the leader!
Glancing at the ugly-faced abbot, Tang Sanzian frowned and asked, "Abbott, you won't have any objections to me staying here for one night, right?"

Abbot: How dare I have any opinions?

"It is an honor for me, Baolin Temple, that the holy monk is willing to stay at Baolin Temple. I will arrange a Zen room for the holy monk!"

……

It was night, Tang Sanzan was lying in the meditation room dedicated to the royal relatives, the soft big bed made him unable to help but breathe a long sigh of relief.

comfortable!
Since setting foot on the pilgrimage route, except for Baoxiang Kingdom, Tang San Burial had never enjoyed this kind of treatment.

Soon he fell into a deep sleep.

Sun Xingzhe Zhu Bajie and the other three in the meditation room next door were about to fall asleep after testing the bearing capacity of the bed, when they suddenly heard a noise outside.

As soon as Zhu Bajie's face touched the pillow, he couldn't help but murmured: "Isn't it those monks walking around?"

Sun Xingzhe made a silent gesture, walked to the window and frowned.

"What a heavy Yin Qi!"

After the voice fell, the temperature in the entire room dropped a bit.

Zhu Bajie was instantly froze up.

"Brother Monkey, I'm afraid this cold air didn't come from the well during the day."

Tang Sanbian, who lived next door, was having a sweet dream about arriving in the Daughter Kingdom, when he woke up from the cold.

"His grandma, I want to see what is affecting my dream in the middle of the night!"

Tang Sanbu got up and opened the door, and walked leisurely to the well in the middle of the yard.

By the moonlight, Tang Sanzian suddenly saw a disheveled middle-aged man climbing to the wellhead with great effort.

Seeing Tang Sanzan appear in the courtyard, the man said with a little joy: "Holy Monk...I...I..."

"What a hammer I am!"

"It affects this holy monk's beauty sleep at night. If you can't get up, just put it on. Why bother to do it?"

Tang Sanzan raised his foot and kicked him back to the bottom of the well...

"Ah ah ah! What the hell!"

Hearing the miserable cry, Tang Sanzan covered his ears, and shouted to the mouth of the well: "Stop yelling, stop yelling, just tell me if you have something to say, I don't know if you think I'm a dignified pilgrim who bullies ghosts!"

……

The man at the bottom of the well was silent for a moment, looked up at the egg-like head at the mouth of the well, and gave up the urge to continue climbing up.

"Holy Monk, Holy Monk, I am suffering, I am suffering too much!"

Tang Sanzan said impatiently: "You have said it several times, I know you are suffering, do you fucking want me to taste it?"

The person at the bottom of the well was stunned for a few seconds, and then continued: "Holy Monk, I am the king of the Wuji Kingdom. I was killed by a demon three years ago..."

"Which country is Ukraine?"

Interrupted by Tang San's burial, the man at the bottom of the well explained: "Holy Monk, this is the Wuji Kingdom!"

"What chicken country?"

"Black-bone chicken country!"

"Black-bone chicken what?"

"Black-bone Chicken Country!!! I am the king of Black-bone Chicken Country!!"

Tang Sanzian shook his head: "Oh, I don't believe it."

???

The people at the bottom of the well are almost going crazy.

Didn't you agree that a holy monk will come to save you, and the holy monk is deaf?

The Wuji King only felt that his eyes were darkened, and he almost lost his mind when he couldn't breathe.

After being silent for a long time, he continued: "Holy Monk, I am indeed the king of the Wuji Kingdom, but I was killed by that demon and buried my body in the well in the imperial garden, but he suddenly became a king, my little one." Wang was fortunately rescued by Jinglong King, so he can come to Baolin Temple to meet the holy monk..."

"and then?"

"Xiao Wang wants to ask the holy monk to help me avenge my grievances and get rid of that demon!"

"Is there something wrong with me?"

"Let me tell you, it would be fine if you died and reincarnated directly."

When the Wuji King spoke, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment: "Holy Monk, what are you talking about?"

Tang Sanzan said: "Listen to me to analyze and analyze for you. You have been dead for more than three years, and the three thousand beauties in the harem have already taken the shape of someone else..."

"Maybe the prince doesn't even know how many babies he has had."

"That's why the poor monk thinks you should go on the road with peace of mind! My Buddha is merciful, Amitabha!"

King Wuji was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "But now I am full of resentment, so I can't have a baby at all?"

Tang Sanzan waved his hand: "Don't worry, the poor monk has acquaintances over there, I'll ask him to open a VIP for you to jump in and reincarnate!"

"You will be reincarnated as your son's son, and then the throne of Wuji Kingdom will still be yours!"

Before Wuji King could react.

Tang Sanzun shouted into the Zen room: "Little monkey, send this cuckold to the underworld... Oh no, King of the Black Chicken Kingdom!"

The king of the Wuji Kingdom still wanted to speak, but Tang Sanzan interrupted directly: "Okay, let's talk about it in the next life if there is anything else, go to bed early at night!"

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