Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 82 Pretending to be Tang Sanbu? (Ask for a monthly ticket recommendation ticket for a reward)
Early the next morning, after the revived Wuji King dressed up in disguise, he left Baolin Temple with Tang Sanzan and his party.

Watching the Humvee driving away, the host of Baolin Temple couldn't help wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Gone, the damn bandits are finally gone!"

"Celebrate! Must celebrate!"

The hundreds of monks in Baolin Temple felt relieved like a heavy burden.

"Hurry and find some craftsmen today to replace the main gate of Baolin Temple with an iron gate!"

Looking at the smashed gate of Baolin Temple, the host's heart was bleeding.

This is the finest golden nanmu!
The things given by the king were ruined by these local leopards.

report!

The king’s subsidy losses must be reported!

……

After leaving Baolin Temple, the Hummer Aaron drove swiftly all the way, and it didn't take long for the master and apprentice to rush to the Wuji Kingdom.

After announcing their names, Tang San and others slowly walked into the main hall.

Looking at the fake black-bone chicken king, he was about to take out the clearance document.

A minister suddenly frowned and said in a disdainful voice: "Our country is the capital of fashion. Why did the guards let these ugly guys in?"

???

The expressions of Tang San's master and disciples froze.

He couldn't help but cast his eyes on the minister who spoke.

He was wearing overalls and had his hair parted in the middle, which looked a little out of place with the other people's attire.

Sun Xingzhe said dissatisfiedly: "Although I can't understand what you are wearing, but when it comes to fashion, my old grandson was also famous as the Monkey King who moved the Three Realms!"

Not to be outdone, Zhu Bajie said: "I was once Marshal Tianpeng, the favorite of thousands of immortals!"

Tang Sanzan also looked coldly: "I, Tang Sanzan, is the dream of the godfather of the Tang Dynasty, the younger brother of the king of the Tang Dynasty, and the [-] million female benefactors!"

"You said I don't understand fashion?"

The minister smiled disdainfully, and said: "As an official in Wuji Kingdom, in addition to meeting the standards of culture and martial arts, he must also receive two and a half years of fashion training before he can stand in this hall. I..."

Tang Sanzian said impatiently: "If you keep pushing me, do you believe I will let the Tang Dynasty send troops to attack the Wuji Kingdom?"

The minister looked stunned for a moment.

The person who just informed them has already said that these people are the official diplomatic team of the Tang Dynasty. If they offend this monk, it is really possible to attract the troops of the Tang Dynasty.

He just said hello.

I want to show off my national strength by becoming the fashion capital that Wuji Country is proud of.

But who would have thought that this monk doesn't talk about martial arts at all!
The minister looked at the fake king with a trace of worry in his eyes. Don't cause a war between the two countries just because of his arrogant words.

The fake king didn't speak, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince hurriedly said: "These are eminent monks who came all the way from the Tang Dynasty, why bother to stick to the verbal dispute?"

"Please take a seat!"

Tang Sanzong touched his bald head, tilted his head and glanced at the prince, and suddenly said: "For the sake of your politeness, let me tell you a secret, your father is a monster!"

"Your father is a monster!"

The prince was stunned for a few seconds, and his face instantly turned livid.

For the sake of you being monks of the Tang Dynasty, I am giving you face, but I didn’t expect that you, a monk, would not only not appreciate it, but also dare to slander me?

The prince pointed at Tang San's burial and shouted angrily: "Even if you are a monk from the Tang Dynasty, if you dare to come to our Wuji country to run wild, you will not be spared today!"

Tang San was too lazy to talk to the prince and said directly to the fake king on the throne: "Lion spirit, stop pretending, the three-year period has come!"

Fake King:? ? ?

The fake king pretended to try to defend himself, but Tang Sanzan didn't give him a chance at all.

He waved his hand behind him.

Zhu Bajie tore off the cloak of the Wuji King, and the king who was exactly the same as the one above the throne appeared in the hall.

what? !

Everyone in the entire hall was stunned.

How come there are two His Majesties here?
"Father... Father?"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince opened his mouth in disbelief, and then glanced at the king on the throne, feeling a little absent-minded for a moment.

"Hey." Tang Sanzang seemed to be sighing, but also seemed to agree deliberately to take advantage.

In the hall, if anyone is the most excited, it must be the queen.

At the moment when two kings appeared.

The queen was completely shocked...

No wonder His Majesty's size seems to have grown a lot in the past few years. She thought it was because His Majesty found a miracle doctor to develop a second time...

The Silky King sneered: "Quan Zhen, you are really my good brother!"

The fake king sat on the throne and shouted: "Fake, fake, take them down!"

"Bold, I am the real one. The king sitting on the throne is transformed by a monster!"

The Wuji King looked at Tang San's funeral with a pleading look on his face and said, "Holy Monk, please make the decision for me!"

"Little monkey, do it!"

Sun Xingzhe took out his AK47 and aimed at the fake king on the throne.

Seeing that there was no longer any need to hide, the fake king's voice gradually became unfamiliar, and the structure of his body continued to change.

"Since you want to ruin my good deeds, I won't let you go!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he turned into a three-meter-tall blue lion spirit!
Seeing his former father transformed into a blue lion, the prince slumped on the ground: "Damn it..."

The queen just froze in place, her mouth wide open enough to swallow several eggs!

It turned out...it was a lion who slept with me for so long?
No wonder……

The queen couldn't help recalling some images in her mind, and her face turned red.

Seeing that he was no match for Sun Xingzhe and the others, Qing Shijing hurriedly set off a demonic wind, confusing everyone's eyes.

When he opened his eyes again, two identical Tang San's burials appeared in the main hall.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin looked at each other, and they both turned their attention to Sun Xingzhe, after all, he has sharp eyes.

But at this moment, Sun Xingzhe was also a little at a loss, because he just used his sharp eyes, but was surprised to find that he couldn't tell which was real and which was fake!
Sun Xingzhe asked hurriedly: "Master, who of you is real and who is fake?"

The fake Tang Sanzan said triumphantly: "I'm real, he's fake!"

Sun Xingzhe did not express his position and looked at another person.

The real Tang Sanzian waved his hand with a look of disdain on his face: "Everyone, step back, I'm going to start showing off!"

have to.

Is this true or false?
Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie Shawu listened, and silently backed away several meters, making room for Tang Sanzan.

Dare to pretend to be a master?
Aren't you, a blue lion spirit, a man with a long life who eats arsenic...

The fake Tang Sanzong transformed into a green lion spirit has not yet reacted.

He looked at Tang Sanzan with a puzzled face.

I was still wondering if this could be some kind of secret signal between master and apprentice.

Before he could figure it out.

A solemn voice rang in his ears as if it went straight to the soul.

"Dawei Tianlong!"

After the words fell, a pair of big hands appeared out of thin air, directly strangling his neck.

The green lion spirit clearly felt that this big hand contained a terrifying power that could destroy the world!
"What the hell do you dare to look like me, Tang Sanbu?"

"what?!"

Tang Sanzan's questioning tone gradually became louder, and he exerted a little force in his hand.

The blue lion spirit's eyes bulged out...

(End of this chapter)