Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 99 I want to fight three! (Please give me a monthly ticket to reward me with recommended votes)
"Refund!"

"Refund!"

Hearing the angry curses from the audience, the Great Immortal Huli turned livid and roared into the sky: "I, the Great Immortal Huli, use the orthodox Five Thunder Method, how dare you, Immortal Siyu, disobey the order?"

"Isn't it raining quickly?"

At this time, King Chechi and Queen also came to the scene of praying for rain.

Seeing the failure of praying for rain, Huli Daxian also caused dissatisfaction among the people.

The king asked with a gloomy face: "I have been waiting here for a long time. I only saw the national master performing the ritual at the altar, but there was no wind or rain. Why?"

Ever since he ordered the destruction of monks and worship of Buddha, every time this Immortal Huli prayed for rain, he would make a big publicity, thus attracting the support of the people in Che Chi's country.

So much so that if the Imperial Master does not ask for rain, it will not rain at all.

As a result, he is a majestic king of Chechi, and his prestige among the people is not even as good as the three national teachers!
Coupled with the fact that the huge ticket fees collected every time he begged for rain went into his pocket, King Chechi had long been dissatisfied with this.

But I never found an excuse.

Now that praying for rain failed, King Che Chi seized the opportunity.

Immortal Huli's eyes drooped slightly, facing the king's reprimand, he was speechless for a while.

It's just that he himself is also curious, why the art of praying for rain, which had no problems in the past, suddenly failed today?
Immortal Yangli and Immortal Luli, who were resting not far away, saw their eldest brother in a predicament, and hurriedly stood up.

"Your Majesty, it seems that the Dragon King is not at home today, so he didn't ask for rain!"

"When the Dragon King comes back, big brother will pray for rain again!"

Immortal Yangli explained to the king, and then stood on the high platform and said to the people: "You have already bought your tickets, and it is impossible to refund them!"

"In three days, my elder brother will pray for rain again here, and then you can watch it for free!"

With Immortal Yangli's words, the people who were originally emotional became a little quieter.

But before he could heave a sigh of relief, Sun Xingzhe sneered and said, "The Dragon King is at home today, it's because you demons can't get home with your spells!"

"If I yell, the heavy rain will come in no time!"

Zhu Bajie also booed in the audience: "The Dragon King of the Four Seas is in charge of Shiyunbuyu, how can there be any saying that he is at home or not?"

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie's provocative words made Great Immortal Huli completely angry.

He has been a national counselor here for so many years, and he has never lost face like he did today.

"Okay, okay, if you have the ability, please show me the rain today!"

Great Immortal Yang Li and Great Immortal Lu Li also looked over with disdain.

His eldest brother's orthodox five thunder method can't get rain.

A few monks who came out of nowhere wanted to pray for rain?
Isn't this a joke?
King Che Chi asked tentatively: "Monk Monkey, if you can ask for rain today, I will definitely entertain you with a feast!"

Upon hearing this, Sun Xingzhe took out the AK47 from his ear and held it in his hand.

Then he turned his gun to the sky in one fell swoop.

"Da da da!"

"Dragon King of the Four Seas, when will it wait until it rains?"

Sun Xingzhe finished firing a round of bullets, and the bright blue sky suddenly changed color.

A terrifying bolt of lightning strikes down, and the sky darkens in an instant.

Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea in the clouds, hesitated for a moment and said to his eldest brother Ao Guang, "Brother, do we really want to listen to this monkey?"

The Dragon King of the West Sea, who did not gain any merit from the Heishui River, now has a lot of opinions on the Buddhist scriptures.

You must know that Journey to the West only has 81 difficulties in total. Heaven and Buddhism are divided into two parts, and the rest that can be given to the Dragon Clan is just a little bit leaked from the fingers.

But unfortunately, even this small amount of merit was not left to them by the pilgrims!
Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, naturally knew what his younger brother was thinking and gently patted his shoulder.

Ao Guang said: "Fourth brother, the catastrophe of Journey to the West is as great as today's catastrophe, what can we, the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas do?"

"if I get it I am lucky, but if not, it is fate!"

"If you offend the Buddhist scripture seeker, then you can read one of ours at the Buddhist temple. How can we, the Dragon Clan, live a good life in the future?"

Ao Run nodded gloomily, his eyes drifting to the Hummer parked not far outside the altar.

A trace of cruelty could not help but appear in his eyes.

"Lie'er, you can't grasp the opportunity of being a Buddhist monk, so let your elder brother do it!"

While Ao Run was thinking, Ao Guang had already cast his mana.

In a moment, a downpour fell from the sky!

"It's rain, it's raining! It's raining in Che Chi Country!"

I don't know who yelled, and then the people of the whole country were boiling.

King Chechi's eyes also lit up, and he clapped the table excitedly: "Passing a decree, there will be a big banquet in the palace. Today I will celebrate with the foreign monks!"

On the altar, the three national masters, Immortal Huli, Immortal Yangli, and Immortal Luli, were completely drenched by the heavy rain that hit their heads and faces.

With an ugly face, he cursed at the sky.

All eyes fell on Sun Xingzhe.

Immortal Lu Li rolled his eyes and shouted towards the king: "Your Majesty, this rain is due to my elder brother and has nothing to do with this monk!"

The king is in high spirits at the moment.

Disturbed by Immortal Lu Li, he said dissatisfiedly: "Didn't you say just now that the Dragon King is not at home, and you came out to fight for success when you saw the monk from outside begging for rain successfully?"

Immortal Luli explained: "Your Majesty, you don't know. Just now my eldest brother went to the altar to deliver a message. How dare the Dragon King of the Four Seas not come?"

"It's just that it takes time to come to spread the rain. This monk took advantage of this time to come up to pray for rain and take the credit of the elder brother!"

"Damn it, old pig, I have never seen such a shameless person in my whole life!"

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but want to give this Immortal Lu Li a big mouth.

On the contrary, the people in the audience had an expression of sudden realization, and they actually approved of the words of Great Immortal Lu Li.

"The Imperial Master is right, I don't think you foreign monks are any good!"

"Monk, if you can't get rain, you still have to take advantage of it here!"

"National teacher, you are my god!"

Due to Luli Daxian's confusion, many people believed that the rain was caused by Huli Daxian.

The Great Immortal Huli on the altar was stunned for a moment. He had never thought that these common people were so easy to fool.

Imposingly accepted the fiery gaze from the audience, Immortal Hu Li looked at Sun Xingzhe with a sarcasm and laughed.

"Is it useful for you to ask for rain?"

"Who in Che Chi's country would believe that you can ask for rain?"

"Ask the people present to see if they believe in you or me?"

"If you monster monkey refuses to accept it, the three of us brothers still have a brilliant move. Do you dare to continue to compete with us?"

This remark was a complete provocation.

Sun Xingzhe was straightforward in his work. He never thought that the fact that he prayed for rain could be taken credit by others.

Furious, he took out his AK47 on the spot and was about to do it.

At the critical moment, Tang Sanbu took a step forward and pressed the muzzle of the gun, and said, "Little monkey, step back first, so as not to affect the taste of the ingredients!"

Then looking at the three Imperial Masters with cold eyes, Tang Sanzang said: "You have shown off whatever other skills you have, but I want to see how you can still quibble!"

The Great Immortal Hu Li stood up proudly and turned to look at the Great Immortal Yang Li and the Great Immortal Lu Li.

The three looked at each other and smiled, and then said, "The three of us each have our own housekeeping skills!"

"We are one-on-one, but I also want to learn some clever tricks from Buddhism!"

Hearing the word "Buddha Gate", Tang Sanzan frowned, and then said, "One on one?"

"Why do we need to deal with you one-on-one? I can do it alone!"

"Come on together, I'm going to hit three!"

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