Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1000 Shortcuts

Chapter 1000 Shortcuts
Now Ding Ermiao knows why those copper blocks look like that.

Looking at Li Weinian again, the corners of his mouth twitched in pain, but he remained silent and allowed the ghost to do whatever he wanted.

After a long time, all the copper blocks in Li Weinian's stomach were finally taken out.

I saw a ghost servant picking up the offal "offal" that had just been taken out from all over the floor and stuffing it into Li Weinian's abdomen.

Another ghost servant came forward, took off the red belt from his waist, and tied it around Li Weinian's waist. Then the two ghost servants grabbed one end of the red belt and pulled hard, like a tug of war.

Under such strong constriction, the wound on Li Weinian's stomach healed slowly, and there was no trace on his skin.

"Haha... It's been a long time since I've tasted something like this!" Li Weinian's expression also returned to normal, and he said, "I haven't exercised for a long time, and I almost couldn't stand it anymore."

Ding Ermiao blinked and asked, "Master Tang, how do you feel?"

"It still has the same taste and the familiar formula." Li Weinian said.

Your uncle, when you were in the human world, I never saw you so talkative.

Ding Ermiao glanced at Li Weinian and asked, "How much copper juice did you drink just now?"

"I used to drink a lot. A full stomach is worth two hundred kilograms." Li Weinian said nonchalantly: "Brother Ermiao, don't be afraid, ten thousand kilograms, we will finish it fifty times after drinking it."

"..."

The specific gravity of copper is nearly nine times that of water.In terms of volume, the stomach can hold twenty kilograms of water, which can hold two hundred kilograms of copper juice.

While Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian were talking, the ghost servant threw the copper lump that had been pulled out of Li Weinian's stomach into the pot again, and heated it to melt it.

But beside Ding Ermiao, the large pot of copper juice was still boiling.

"Brother, it's your turn!" The two ghost servants walked up to Ding Ermiao again, held up the funnel, scooped up the copper juice, and wanted to torture Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao knew that he could not deny it, but he was unwilling to suffer the punishment in vain, so he put his hands behind his back, pinched his fingers together, and muttered randomly:
"Maoshan has a magic method for killing ghosts, and it is ominous for the ancestors to receive it. Stomp on the rocks and wear a seal, and the canopy on the head will be Kuigang! Left to support Liujia, right to protect Liuding. First kill evil spirits, and then kill night light. What God does not fall, What the hell dare to do it?——Urgently, like a law!"

Although I didn't expect this ghost-killing curse to prevent the execution of the ghost servant, there was no harm in giving it a try.

Unexpectedly, it was unexpected. As soon as they heard Ding Ermiao reciting a curse, several ghost servants stopped their movements and looked at Ding Ermiao in astonishment.

"Maoshan has a magic method for killing ghosts, and it is ominous for the ancestors to receive it. Stomp on the rocks and wear a seal, and the canopy on the head will be Kuigang! Left to support Liujia, right to protect Liuding. First kill evil spirits, and then kill night light. What God does not fall, What the hell dare to do it?——Urgently, like a law!"

Ding Ermiao couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw that the ghost servant didn't dare to come forward. The more he thought about it, the more excited he became.

The ghost servant in charge of the spoon stared and asked hesitantly: "Are you still a mage in the world of emotions?"

"Haha, didn't expect that?" Ding Ermiao stopped chanting, looked at the ghost servants in front of him, and said with a sneer:

"My lord, this is like a phoenix that has shed its feathers but is no longer as good as a chicken. A tiger that has fallen on the plain is bullied by a dog! If I were in the human world, my lord would make all of your souls fly away with a wave of his hand! So please be careful. If you offend me, you will never go up there, otherwise you will be beaten by me." If I encounter you, I will force you to walk around without food!"

Every July and a half, during the Hungry Ghost Festival, these ghost servants might also go there for a stroll.Ding Ermiao's words are not purely a threat. If there is a ghost servant who offends him and he bumps into him in the human world, the consequences will definitely be serious...

The ghost servant in charge stuck out his tongue and said, "How come you can play better than Mr. Tang?"

"You think I'm blowing? If you dare, let me go. A thunder from my palm will shake your soul out of the sky!" Ding Ermiao said furiously, glaring.

In fact, he also knew that if this method of provoking generals didn't work, Gui Yi would not let him go.

Sure enough, the ghost servant smiled, and shouted towards the depths of the execution room: "My lord, the new prisoner here, Ding Ermiao, can also recite mantras, and the younger ones can't be executed, what should I do?"

It turns out that once I recite the incantation, the underworld cannot execute executions?Ding Ermiao was overjoyed, it was so good, so she just closed her eyes and recited the mantra.

But Li Weinian hurriedly shouted: "Brother Ermiao, don't recite the curse!"

"It's none of your business that I recite the incantation, Mr. Tang. You are a great hero, but I am a weakling. I dare not drink this copper juice. So, just let me recite the incantation. This copper juice, Mr. Tang, you can do it." Thank you for your hard work, just drink it all, I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life!"

After that, Ding Ermiao continued to close his eyes and recite the curse so loudly that the whole execution room buzzed and reverberated.

"Brother Ermiao, it's useless. There is a way to deal with you in the underworld!" Li Weinian stamped his feet anxiously.

But Ding Ermiao's chanting was too loud and Li Weinian's words could not be heard at all.

The judge in charge of the execution room came over and shouted: "Hey, sir, stop chanting the curse!"

"Maoshan has a magic method for killing ghosts, and it is ominous for the ancestors to receive it. Stomp on the rocks and wear a seal, and the canopy on the head will be Kuigang! Left to support Liujia, right to protect Liuding. First kill evil spirits, and then kill night light. What God does not fall, What the hell dare to do it?——Urgently, like a law!"

Ding Ermiao didn't look down on him, just ignored him and continued to recite the mantra.

No matter what happens now, just don't drink copper juice.Li Weinian was so strong that he was in pain just now. Ding Ermiao thought to herself that she would not be able to bear such pain.

"Sir, please stop reciting the incantation. I have a few words. After I finish speaking, can you recite the incantation again?" the execution room supervisor said loudly.

"If you have something to say or something to say, don't delay me from reciting the incantation." Ding Ermiao then stopped reciting the incantation, opened his eyes, and said lazily.

The head of the criminal room gave a sinister smile and said, "First of all, I want to tell you the rules."

"Say."

"All ghost criminals who recite the words of Buddhist, Taoist and Confucian saints cannot be tortured. Therefore, as soon as you recite the mantra, we cannot execute the execution." The supervisor of the execution room walked around Ding Ermiao and said: "I hope Please cooperate, stop chanting the curse, and accept the punishment."

I cooperate with you. Is there something wrong with me?Ding Ermiao rolled her eyes at the execution room supervisor.

"Actually, I know that you will definitely not cooperate. But I still want to tell you the methods of the underworld!" The supervisor of the punishment room sneered.

"What method?" Ding Ermiao asked, feeling a little nervous.

Li Weinian stamped his foot and said: "Brother Ermiao, if you don't cooperate and keep chanting the curse, they will give you Meng Po soup and let you reincarnate!"

"Ah? Let me reincarnate?" Ding Ermiao was shocked and stared: "How dare he! My life is not over yet, they don't dare to punish me casually!"

The head of the execution room laughed loudly and said: "Don't you dare? All ghost prisoners who refuse to cooperate will be sent away to be reincarnated! I have seen many ghost prisoners here who are better than you!"

(End of this chapter)

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